Greetings,

The rampant Flaming Galahs seem to have come unstuck one day before
tour. Excuses from missing players include: a wedding; parental demands;
sorting out 110 Russian visas for a symphony orchestra; two cracked
ribs, bruised lung and spleen (all one person - ham fisted uber spaz);
flat hunting; being hit by a car when on a bike; entertaining(!),
indecision and all sorts of other lunacy that defies belief. Damn your
feeble bodies and external lifestyles!

Unfortunately the Galah cloning project is still in primitive design
stages. Thus far our lab has only managed to make a very warped, midget
Si Weeks, with the body of a dwarf but correctly sized head
...er....where were we...so we are a bit short of men (yes men and not
women for once!) for our 2s.

So...

Drunken simpletons seek male handler for weekend of fun. Throwing and
catching skills preferable, ability to drink cider essential. If you'd
like to stand at the back, looking good, scratching your belly, throwing
shonk to a bunch of keen simpletons who will chase your thumber right
into a hedge...then look no further. Tour fees not needed, cider
provided.

I know it's late in the day but hey don't blame me. Blame the jokers I
play with.

If you call me I can probably sort you a lift and camping/hotel. Oh and
on saturday we'll take you out for an eat all you can buffet! Winner
gets to pass out in the pub afterwards.

07834 209262.

It's a dream offer I know. Sorry if you got this twice. Desperate times
and all....

Cheers and good luck to the other teams. By good luck I mean I hope you
all suffer injuries in the warm up. Spirit of the game and all that..

Berry7.
Flaming Galahs Recruitment Officer.

Never afraid to beg.


Daniel Berry

Publishing Executive

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