This Sunday is not only tomb sweeping day but it is also the annual pig roast
family run. Fittingly, making his hare debut on a pig roast run is Dancing pig
fucker...seems to fit. Along with DPF, FFF and Singing Shithead will lead you
through a great trail near YenChao (not near where last saturday's run was). We
will be serving HOME MADE SAUSAGES! Yes, the hares, along with Not too bright,
have made sausages and will be bbq'ing them up on Sunday. Please email me before
Friday night if you are coming (even if you are just a maybe, tell me that) so I
have a rough estimate of how much food to buy and prepare. I also hope that some
people can make some salads, maybe a potato salad or two and a another kind of
salad. Let me know what you are making so we don't have too much of one salad!
Email me at corytoner@... or taiwantoner@...

Lets grill some sausages!
fff

Happy Hour
FFF
Oral Fixation
Nipplicious
Anal Navigator
Not Too Bright (need birthday, ID and t-shirt size)
Cotton Ball (need birthday, ID and t-shirt size)
ET
Singing Shit Head (need birthday, ID, and t-shirt size)
Dancing Pig Fucker (need birthday, ID, and t-shirt size)
Useless Member
Laurence of a Labia

Bombastic Belly Bumper

Crocodile Dundee

Hairy Fucker

Thong Fondler

Tuna

Horn Dog Dish

Bad Yeast Rising

Ryan (1st timer)

Christine (1st timer)

Savagely Shaved Sack

Hello all,

     The All Island Run is an annual event of all the Hashes in Taiwan. We gather
together once a year, from all over the island for this great event. The last
two years, the events were hosted by the northern Hash Houses with 200 to 300
participants. This year, KHHH is very honored to host this event in the Southern
Taiwan and we are expecting about 250 hashers with a hell of a time! This is a
very good event that you don't want to miss!

     Send your info to me before March 31st to sign up!

Here is the people who have signed up with me:

Happy Hour
FFF
Oral Fixation
Nipplicious
Anal Navigator
Not Too Bright (need birthday, ID and t-shirt size)
Cotton Ball (need birthday, ID and t-shirt size)
ET
Singing Shit Head (need birthday, ID, and t-shirt size)
Dancing Pig Fucker (need birthday, ID, and t-shirt size)
Useless Member (need Chinese name)

Some have given me the complete info and some haven't. Please send the info
ASAP. If you don't send me your T-shirt sizes, then you don't get a shirt. If
you don't send me your REAL NAME, Birthday and ID Number, then you don't get
insurance. That's how easy it is. And all you Taiwanese people, send me your
CHINESE name!

And if I missed you on the list. Let me know.

Thanks,
Happy Hour

Righto Happy Hashers!  Howdy!

Gear up!  It's time to get your reservations in for the family weekend away of
the century!  This time it's on beautfiul Hsiao Liu Chiu, off the coast of Ping
Dong. Awesome location!

DATE:  Weekend of 2nd - 3rd May, 2009.

We will take a private ferry at a reasonable hour on Saturday morning from
Kaohsiung, direct to our destination on Hsiao Liu Chiu where we will have
opportunity to explore and terroize the island for the whole weekend.  We have
booked an entire accommodation site for hashers only, equipped with everything
we could possibly need, including tennis and basketball courts. It has ocean
views and the local shopping area is just down the road.  Runs will be scenic
and fun, with stroller trails available on both days for the little ones.

THIS IS A MUST-DO HASH!!

Hares are Useless Member, (who's actually not that useless at all it seems), our
beloved bargaining super-hero Tuna, and Oral Fixation.

Approximate costs are around $2280 per person for the entire weekend including
return ferry ticket, accommodation, lunch x 2, dinner, breakfast, run fees, and
entry to all tourist sites (on trail) for the weekend.  (Accommodation cost has
been averaged, and final cost will depend on number of people per room - double,
four & six bed rooms available, plus top floor karaoke suite for 6 - first in
best dressed!).

Bookings are essential, so email and let us know if you wish to attend.
REGISTRATIONS ARE NOW BEING TAKEN AND NUMBERS ARE LIMITED!!

TO BOOK:  Email Oral Fixation at supercooper4@... to confirm your place.

FOR MORE INFO:  Email Oral Fixation (supercooper4@...) or Useless Member
(victorwang@...)

As we are going off the island of Taiwan, we need a copy  of your ARC/Passport
(electronic or photocopied), plus a deposit of $1000, no later than mid-April.
Email your ID (as above) or give to Tuna (or Useless Member / Oral Fixation)
with your monetary deposit on your next run.

Dogs are welcome.  Bring your hat and sunnies.  Gonna be a BONZA weekend!!

ON-ON!

Sorry hashers,

     I don't think FFF made it very clear in his messages. To sign up for the
AIR, you need to give me the following info:

Name:
ID: (For the insurance)
Birthday:
Gender:
T-shirt size:

The T-shirt sizes are based on your chest size.

S = 92 cm
M = 100 cm
L = 112 cm
XL = 118 cm
2L = 124 cm
3L = 130 cm

     Give me all the info before March 31st.

Thanks,
Alice

When you send in your registration make sure to inlcude your t-shirt
size...otherwise I will put all of you fat bastards down to a XS and watch it
stretch...and yes that includes you magical. Sizes go like this:
S = 92 cm
M = 100 cm
L = 112 cm
XL = 118 cm
2L = 124 cm
3L = 130 cm

As most of you should already know, we are hosting the 2009 AIR run on April
18th. We will take a bus, leaving at 12:30 from the grand, to the moon mountains
out past Da Gang Shan (this is further into them the we usually go on our rus).
There we will meet many other hashers from around the island and do a
spectacular trail (this is a bash run for our hash so expect a bit of a more
difficult trail) hared by singing shithead and crocodile dundee around, through
and over the moon mountains. Then we will drink a swack of beer and eat dinner
at the finish. This is a huge event for us to host and I want us to have great
attendance to show the rest of Taiwan who really is the best hash. In order to
get everything ready, you need to let us know you are coming but the end of
March (we need to order shirts and food). So, message alice at
aliceli44@... in order to register. Remember, you have to register before
April 1st in or you won't get a shirt (and you will still pay the same cost!).
The cost will be 700 for run fees plus extra for the bus.

On on KHHH
FFF

Run # 2122: Champagne Breakfast Run Brought to you by Spamjammer, FFF and the
Gimp.

Champagne Breakfast runs turn up about every six months on out Hash calender. 
It seems to me that they are a little earlier every time, or maybe I'm just
getting lazier.  Posting a run report a full 10 days late would support that
theory!

A large and varied group of hashers trekked from Kaohsiung County all the way to
Ping Dong in search of champagne and eggs.

A few 3rd timers were brave enough to make this their naming run. ( I can
sympathize, I was named on a bash!)

Birthday girl Sarah and her man James were a "cultured" pair, in much the same
way as cheese and Yogurt.  Their experiments in fermentation earned them the
names "The Pickler" (very batman-esque) and "Pickle Juice"

Secretive Saskatchewan Erica was reluctant to be named untill Pretty Pussy Pony
had left our midst, for fear of the dirt that could be dug up and flung about by
said PPP.  I always though a little dirt could never hurt a Prairie Girl!  Being
as she is from a flat place that rhymes with "Mile" and "smile", she was dubbed
"Horizontal Kyle", a name that was quickly doctored by small-town rival Landis
resident FFF to "Ho-rizontal Kyle" and, after a few drinks, further doctored
(and amputated) to simply "The Ho"

Secrecy was not an option for poor Becky, whose loving cousin Talking Nightmare
came prepared with a rap sheet a mile long from which to distill a dirty name. 
After a few hair-raising, cheek-reddening, stomach churning stories, Becky
recieved the moniker "Unholy Bush Whacker". For more details, contact Talking
Nightmare!

A Frequent and welcome guest, Flying Pizza, not only brightened our morning, but
came bearing (much needed) gifts.  Many of us can remember FFF's black Spandex
Marks and Spencers panties from the last champagne run. (they're super comfy! I
have a few pair myself) Saturday morning must have been to dark for him to find
them, as he turned up at the hash lacking in skivvies.... and in shorts short
enough to display the mistake to more than a few people. Flying Pizza's gift of
Japanese Style robes to both the hares saved FFF from a bit of frostbite, and a
few of the girls at the finish from uncontrollable fits of giggles, though not
before earning him the (hopefully temporary) nickname, "Cory Toner, Peek-a-boo
Boner"

Despite the overall frivollity of the moning, hashers made room for some
learning, and hashers new and old took turns sharing knowlege for the the
benefit of us all.

Planetary Science and Newtonian gravity were demonstrated by FFF and Spam
Jammer.  Their display of how small objects will circulate around larger,
rounder ones (In this example, Magical Mastifbater) was far more entertaining
than my high school physics class.

In addition to being somewhat of an expert in Chemistry, "The Pickler" taught us
all a lesson in Music Appreciation. His operatic German aria brought tears to
Shandy Klaus's eyes, and even helped Paul Beddard find the answer to number 62
across.

Ettiquette is becoming a lost art in the modern world, but Tuna proved to be a
quick student.  The importance of crossing one's legs while sitting down in a
short dress can not be underestimated!

Spamjammer, a bit of a rennaisance man, is not only a physics professor, he
provided hashers with a poem to muddle over, a slightly bastardized version of
which appears below.

     Champagne Breakfast! The hashers did sing,
     And the corks from the bottles did fling,
     But down in the crud,
     O,the black stinking mud,
     Spammy, stuck in the river Kao Ping

Geography is a popular study here in Asia, with students memorizing countless
place names, rivers, and countries.  Nipplicious' colorful display display
ensured that many on the hash will not soon forget the location of Coco Beach.

But perhaps the most memorable lesson of all was the Latin taught to Hashers by
the Unholy Bush Whacker. The word of the day? Pubis Mons, which means....um....
come out on the next hash, and she just might show you!

On On to more champagne!!

~Nips~ (o)(o)

This is a run you won't want to miss!

SSH and SC will lead you up and down a trail that will leave you breathless! 
You will want to stop and rest because of the spectacular views you will get!

The start is not scooter accessible, as we will be taking highway 10 to Yanchao.
Bring your car if you have one!

Come and welcome Dancing Pig Fucker back to the KHHH!

Give SSH multitudes of down-downs for his 99th hare run!

On over at a restaurant near the DC stage!

Meet at 1:00pm at the Grand Hotel, Saturday March 28th.

Hey, if you not busy on Friday night, 3/20/09, come on out and join the
Kaohsiung Hash House Harriers for a Walk or Run.
Bombastic Belly Bumber(BBB) and Horn Dog Dish will (hopfully) lead the way to a
nice Friday night 6-8 K Walk/Run thru Kaohsiung.
Come on out and see if you can run these two confused Hares down.
BBB will be at the Gran Hotel until 6:30 pm than go to the start.
The start will be at the Fine Art Museum. We will meet at the Bus parking lot at
7PM.
Bring a Flashlight cause it will be dark.
300 NT gets you the run, cold soda, water and ICE cold beer.
And remember, after the run there is always DOWN DOWN time,snacks, soda and ICE
cold beer.
For info call BBB (Joe) at 0936358675
See you there !

Hi all,

Pleased to announce one of the biggest hashing events to take place in 2009, the
"Return to Free China Downisland" celebrating the 199th & 200th running of the
Free China Hash.  The event will take place on the weekend of May 8-10 in
Sandimen - Pingdong County, and is a joint production between the Free China
Hash (HK) and the China Hash (Taipei).

This is going to be a special event and I would like to invite all our hashing
friends, both old and new, to join us for a weekend of great running, drinking
and fun!

Due to the mountain area we are visiting on Saturday seats are strictly limited
to 130 hashers and with 50 seats already booked you need to be in quick to avoid
disappointment.  Sign-up is on a first-in first-served basis with full payment.

Please refer to the attached PDF for details and use in promoting to your
relevant hash house groups.

With so many people coming from different locations you need to make your own
way to and from Kaohsiung as a hash group and you'll all will be able to
determine the best option for that.  From Taipei we're organizing options on
both the coach and High Speed Rail.

The regroup point it the Evergreen Hotel located at No. 219 Hoping 1st Road,
Kaohsiung by 8:30pm at the latest on Friday May 8.
http://www.evergreen-hotel.com.tw/index.php

Full schedule of events as follows:

Friday May 8

     * 8:00pm - Regroup at Evergreen Hotel & check-in
     * 8:30pm - Evening Hash Run hosted by the Kaohsiung Hash.  Run start outside
the Evergreen Hotel
     * 9:30pm - Welcome Bash nearby!

Saturday May 9

     * 8:30am - Breakfast at Evergreen
     * 9:30am - Depart for Sandimen in buses
     * 11:30am - Arrive Sandimen Hostel & check in
     * 12:00pm - Lunch in the courtyard
     * 1:30pm - Depart for run start in buses
     * 2:00pm - Hares away
     * 5:00pm - Downdowns
     * 6:00pm - Aboriginal Mountain Bash!

Sunday May 10

     * 9:00am - Breakfast
     * 10:30am - Departure to run start in buses
     * 12:00pm - Hares away
     * 2:00pm - Downdowns
     * 3:00pm - Bash!
     * 4:30pm - Depart to Kaohsiung
     * 5:30pm - Arrive Kaohsiung and depart.  There will be drop-offs at both
Kaohsiung Airport, the High Speed Rail and the Bus Terminal


Accommodation:

     * On Friday we are staying at the very relaxing Evergreen Hotel in downtown
Kaohsiung, mixture of 2-3 beds per room, own bed. Very nice!
     * On Saturday we are staying at 3 homestays all within walking distance of
each other, below the village of Wutai.  More communal sleeping arrangements on
mixture of beds and futons.

The area of Sandimen is full of aboriginal culture and fantastic mountain
scenery with 2 excellent mountain runs to take it all in.

We are also producing a customized high-quality polo shirt to mark the event. 
Make sure to record your shirt size on the attached sign-up sheet.

As we are entering a restricted mountain area we need to apply mountain permits
for everyone and therefore need everyone's full name, ID no, date of birth and
birthplace as per the attached sign-up sheet.

To ensure you get your correct shirt size and allow enough time for the mountain
permit application, registration and payment needs to be received by Wed April
15th at the latest.  For those in HK please give your sign-up sheets and payment
to Keith, for those in Taiwan please give you sign-up sheets and payment to me. 
Contact details are on the attached PDF.

Attachments:

    1. Return to Free China Downisland - PDF
    2. Return to Free China Downisland - Signup Sheet


Should you have any questions let myself or Keith know.

Hope you can all join us for what will most certainly be a terrific event and
one to remember for years to come!!

OnOn
BVS

For those of you who love Boracay as much as I do, here is something for you to
think about for March 2010.

http://www.pihashbash.com/

Run #0001 Livoe KHHH reunion at Livoe in Denmark

This year 2009 Livoe KHHH Run will take place June 20th 2009.
Meet at Roenbjerg harbour (harbor for you Americans) 1300 hour. Take the ferry
boat to Livoe (DKK 85,- = EUR 12,-)(trip back is FOC)
The run will take you through an unique exposure of the whole Danish nature, as
we on the island have the representation of all nature from Denmark.

The important things though is that there will be a BBQ, There will be music.
There will be a reasonable selection of Danish beer.

There will be 8 solid beds ˇV 4 inside (1 double 2 single), 4 outside under roof
(we provide sleeping bags).
There Is plenty of room to put up tents ( we can provide you guys with one 2
pers., one 4 pers. and one 6 pers. Tents)

Or

Visit www.livo.dk to book rooms at Livoe holiday resort/center.

Or

Write us an e-mail and weˇ¦ll take care of it.

The hares will be your former hash flash Mermaid on the Rocks ( her 150th run)
and your one and only Viking Hard On.

There will be a runners trail for about 8 klicks and a walkers trail for about 5
klicks. The run fee will at your choice ˇV red Marlboro, cold beers and help in
the kitchen (for breakfast Sunday) will be accepted.

For those who are interested in history VHO will Sunday make a 1 hour
presentation ˇV on site- of the islands history starting back in the year 1152
of which is known as the ˇ§blood party in Roskildeˇ¨


If you want to stay for several days you are welcome. ˇV just let us know and we
will prepare it.

Looking forward to hearing from you / see you soon

Plenty of love from
MOR & VHO

+45 2014 4891 jacob@... / eva@...

Hey Hashers,

As I sit recovering from a long night of drinking in Beijing, I wonder where
Spam Jammer ended up after this champange run, who led the way in the puke fest
that most undoubtedly followed the run this morning, and how many of you will
feel worse than I do when you wake up this afternoon.

We have a Friday night on March 20th, and I still don't have any hares for it. 
I could hare this one if there is no one else, but I would prefer not to as I
need to prepare for a soccer match at KAS the next morning.

So let me know if you can hare this run!

Thanks.

SSH

Run Number: 2121: Stir Fried Pizza
Hares: FFF, Happy Hour, and Flying Pizza
Runners: 7.3 k Walkers 6.5 k Strollers 5k

Any run sandwiched between a Red Dress and Champagne run on the hash calendar is
bound to be an ugly stepsister of a run, and run 2121 proved to be a pretty tame
affair.  Gone was the nudity, foul language, and dionysian drinking that have
plagued our little group. Nowhere to be seen were the obnoxious drunks,
unfortunate tattoos, and tormented newcomers.   Hashers were treated to
wholesome good time. Warm sunny weather and a recycled but still very pleasant
trail, were followed by a tasty stir fry (not, thankfully, recycled) and salad.

Down-Downs were short, and so shall this write-up be! See you all tomorrow for
the Champagne run, with hashits carried once again by Flying Pizza and the Nips!

On-On to Champagne and other good things....

~Nips~ (o)(o)

Tomorrow noon. That is it. If you don't let me know that you are at the very
least a maybe by tomorrow noon you won't get fed and your trail will be extra
long...about 17km extra and at a high speed because you will be running behind
the bus. What are you waiting for? You know you will have a good time! So far we
have

ET, Thong Fondler, Flying Pizza, Belly Bumper, Tuna, Magical Mastif, Fucker on
the go, LOL, 3rd timer Becky (poor girl), Nightmare, Little lub piggy, Full on
Fellatio, Paul Bedard, Shandy Claus, Shagging Clas Claus, Savage sack shower,
Hairy Fucker, Hay Lady, Happy Hour, Wandering Wino and the two hares. If your
name is not on the list and it should be it is because I am a dumb C*%t and
forgot to put it on, not that we don't want you there. Please let me know. If
your name is not on the list because you are a lazy bastard, email or text by
noon or SOL.

FFF

This Saturday, March 14th, will be the semi-annual Kaohsiung Hash House Harriers
Champagne Breakfast Run. We meet at the Grand Hotel, lower parking lot (to the
right as you come in) at 6:00AM!!! We will load onto a bus and head off out into
the country where we will do a very scenic and interesting trail. You can run or
you can walk. At the finish area we will serve a hot breakfast of scrambled
eggs, bacon, sausages and hash browns (eggs benedict have been scrapped, sorry
about the false advertising). Oh yeah, and of course CHAMPAGNE and orange juice!
There will be other less sparkling drinks available as well. After the breakfast
and our regular down downs, we will load back on the bus and go back to the
Grand Hotel.

The cost for the morning will be 800nt and that includes food, bus and drinks.
If you want to attend, email corytoner@... or text message 0926138585.
Please notify me by Thursday 12noon so we can buy the appropriate amount of food
and bus space.

If you have a hash name and say you are coming and don't show up, you are still
on the hook for 300nt, so don't turn off the alarm saturday morning!

FFF

And this time the head is going to keep his shorts on! Yes, it is that time
again, the spring time version of the champagne breakfast. This saturday, March
14th Spam Jammer and FFF will provide you with a great trail and a great
breakfast complete with everyone's favorite drink: champagne and orange juice.
We will again be doing a bus and everyone must take the bus, there will be no
car run. We will meet at 6am at the Grand and leave at around 6:10, we won't
wait for anyone. Also new for this one, in order to stop people from saying they
are coming and not showing up, meaning we have wasted money on a big bus and
food, if you say you are coming and don't show up you will still be charged your
regular 300nt run fee (and no you don't get credit for the run).

Let me know by Thursday noon if you are coming so we can order the bus and get
the right amount of food. corytoner@... or text me at 0926138585. This
will be a great time!

FFF

So far, about 22 people have let me know that they are coming.

Flying Pizza
FFF + Happy Hour
NTBH + CBS
BBB
Sexy Safari with 10 friends
Spinal Tap
SSH + STT
2 2nd timers
Thong Fondler
Hairy Fucker

We are going food shopping tomorrow morning which means you can still let us
know that you are coming by 9am Saturday. If not, we can't make sure we will
have enough food for you.

On-on,
Happy Hour

Date: February 28 2009
Run Number: 2120: The Red Dress Run
Hares: Oral Fixation and Hairy Fucker
(Rum)Runners and (Street) Walkers: 5.5 K

Hollywood has its Oscars, Canada has the Junos (or is that the Genies?)and
Australia has.... Well, I don't know, but I'm sure it's glamourous and sparkly
and fabulous. Kaohsiung must content itself with the slighly less famous (or
would that be infamous) annual Red Dress Run.

Look out New York Fashion week!  Hashers are stylin', and here we have our first
annual people's choice awards for the fantastic outfits we saw on hashers new
and old from across our fair city.

BEST MARILYN MONROE IMPERSONATION: Private Shit Blower, in a dress so low-cut it
would make J-Lo blush. The mock-belted waist and the flirty skirt made a few
hashers want to drag him over to the nearest air vent to see what was under that
skirt!  Those who did see....it wasn't pretty!

BEST USE OF LADIES' LINGERIE: ET, with a garterbelt and fishnet ensemble that
showed off his ass-ets (and very colorful tattoo) while bending over the beer
cooler.

BEST PRINCESS: Man's Best Friend, whose long skirt and ornate embroidery made us
wonder why she left her tiara at home!

BEST POCKETS: Fantasy Friar Fuck, sporting pockets so huge they could carry
chalk, cards, a GPS.... or alternately, beer, beer and beer.

ARR... THERE'S A PIRATE AMONG US:  Cum Shot, with dangling earrings, a rakish
goatee, and an even more rakish grin, resmebled nothing so much as a thief on
the high seas.... and with his short and strappy dress, we get a two-for-one on
Tinkerbell.  Sightings of a ticking crocodile are being investigated!

BEST USE OF GLITTER: One can never have to much money... or too many sequins! 
Friendly Pick-Up was looking more like a Fabulous Pick-Up, glittering in enough
sparkles to hide a beer cooler... or at least ET's tattoo.

BEST REVERSE DRAG:  Many men came dressed in women's clothing, but only one girl
came dressed as a guy.... Nipplicious in her man's muscle shirt, so big it
looked like a dress.  And she has photos of her man, too!  She wants to show
them to you!!! Hey guys, stop and have a look! Guys?  Guys???

BEST RECYCLING: Lawrence Of a Labia, way too tall to fit into Natural Orgasm's
clothes, had to improvise.... and managed to look amazingly presetable in a
dress made out of an old sweatshirt.  One has to wonder what the cop he started
chatting to on the way thought of LOL's cute emsemble!

BEST "HARE"  Midway through the run, Oral Fixation had an instant make over when
she suddenly appeared with brilliant red bob. The bunny ears and baby-doll
nightie she was sporting made the dirtier old men in our crowd wish for a fluffy
little tail to squeeze.

BEST GOTH LOOK: Harry Fucker, in a Vampira-inpired gown with an uneven hem and
bat-wing detailing in the sleeves. And I thought Bella Lugosi was dead...

BEST DISGUISE: Did you know who she was? The blonde in the short red trenchcoat?
I didn't recognize Love Juice until she removed the slick shades.  This is the
outfit I wish I wore!

BEST RETRO LOOK: Or that could be, oldest retro look... straight off the set of
Little House on the Prairie came Talking Nightmare. However, it seems that the
normally stylish (loved the shoes!) Nightmare had 3 better dresses in the
closet, saved for a rainy day. Honey, it was pouring on Saturday night!

BEST DRESSED OVERALL: Or could that be best in show?  In a handmade gown,
accesorized by two well dressed pooches, Horn Dog Dish owned the Red Dress
Run(way). Part French maid, part cosplay, and all sexy, HDD is sure to be the
target of many a fantasy in the steamy summer nights to cum......

Look for more messed-up, dressed-up fun  with the hash in February 2010...

On-on!

~Nips~ (o)(o)

PS Welcome back, Pizza!  Is it true you can make a red dress out of Tomato
sauce?

Hello!

The hares for this Sunday's family run will be FFF, Happy Hour and Flying Pizza!

If you plan on coming, please let Happy Hour know. It would help us to prepare
for the food!

Thanks!

Happy Hour

Attention Hares!

At the latest Mis Management meeting we decided that it would be
appropriate for the hares to make a post on this forum promoting their
next run.

If you are a hare for the next run please do the following:

1. Post about the run 5 days in advance (minimum)
2.  Give details about the run:
- the area where the run will take place ( you can post the actual
starting place if you so desire)
- is the start scooter accessible or cars only?
- anything special about the run (patch, significant hare runs or
runs, food, etc)
3. Meeting time and place (usually the Grand Hotel)
4.  Any thing else you think that will help promote your run.

Thanks!

On-on

SSH
Trailmaster

File        : HASHCARDJuly2009.pdf
Description : Run Schedule Card Jan-July 2009

A great Red dress run last night! Shortest down downs imaginable as ET
managed to bring them to a screaming halt(or shall we call that a
spewing halt)but maybe that was a good thing. I would like to thank
the hares for all the hard work they did and a great trail although I
may have been the only one who saw it. And congratulations to Love
Juice and Harry Fucker who were the only two hashers able to keep up
with the Head and survive the Head's challenge. On-on!

FFF

The hares are sooo busy getting a great time ready for saturday that
they don't have time to post the information about the run! This
Saturday is the second annual red dress run. The run start is DC
Stage so you can go straight there or to the grand hotel at 6:30pm.
We will have a beer there and then set off on trail (its about 4k
from DC to Lighthouse so be prepared for a bit of a real trail). Our
next pub will be the lighthouse, than Galley and Foster Hewitt's.
After foster Hewitt's we will do down downs and the official part of
the evening will come to an end.
Of course if you think that is the end of the night your nuts (of
course the red dress would have already given that away), following
down downs those who can still function will get on the MRT and head
down to Wufu 4th road to partake in the "HEAD'S CHALLENGE!". This
will be a different sort of marathon than the one in Tainan last
weekend. The goal will be to have a beer at every single sponsor pub
in one night. We'll see who can survive!

So, buy, borrow or sew a red dress and get ready to party! The run
fees will be 800NT and that includes run fees, a beer in each of the
four pubs on the pub crawl and a "SPECIAL SUPRISE!"

see you on saturday!
FFF

It's coming this Saturday, February 28th.  It will be a pub run, and
everyone on the run must be wearing a red dress!

More details about the start location, starting time, and run fees
will be coming soon!

This is a great time!  Don't miss it!

Excellent Trail by 2 of the best hares on the HASH!

SSH and Spam Jammer have a "crazy" run set for all the hashers!

Dont' be a Chicken!  Come to the Run on Friday, February 20th.

Meet at 6:30pm at the Grand Hotel Lower Parking Lot.

Start is off of Route 183.  Easiest to come to the Grand.  Call SSH if
you can't make it to the Grand by 6:45pm and I'll tell you where to go!

Then I'll give you directions to the start.

Taiwan Beer to flow freely on the mainland

Taiwan Beer, made by Taiwan's state-owned brewery, will be sold on the
mainland from May amid warming cross-strait ties. The Taiwan Tobacco
and Liquor Corp said the mainland's State Administration for Industry
and Commerce had registered its Taiwan Beer trademark and announced it
on its website, the Taipei-based Economic Daily News reported. The
beer is expected to generate revenue of between NT$2.6 billion
(HK$599.3 million) and NT$3 billion on the mainland this year,
equivalent to a 1 per cent share of the mainland beer market, Taiwan
Tobacco and Liquor chairman Duan Wei said. The company had planned to
target only the southeastern provinces of Fujian and Guangdong as the
customers there had similar tastes to the Taiwanese, Mr Duan said.
Taiwan Beer is likely to sell at 6 yuan (HK$6.80) to 10 yuan a bottle,
compared with 5 to 6 yuan for mainland brands, he said. AFP