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#589 From: "Cory Toner" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Fri Feb 1, 2008 8:37 am
Subject: Pre-Chinese New Year Double Run Weekend
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Start your Chinese new year the hash way! We won't have a run next
weekend so you don't want to miss this weekends two-run-fun. The
trails are being laid by some of the Hash's most experienced hares so
you know they will be good. Tonights run is being hared by Singing
Shithead and fishstick. Meet at 6:30 at the grand or check out
singing's post for  directions to the start.

On Sunday morning, Not too bright and FFF will be leading the way. The
start of the trail is a way out in Pingtung county (Lin Luo sports
park)so it is not scooter accessible. NTB will meet everyone at the
Grand Hotel 9:00am and FFF will meet everyone that is in Kenting. We
will all meet at Lin Luo. A little patience will be required at the
start (shouldn't be more than 20 min) as the hares will have to make a
quick run to drop a vehicle and cooler off at the finish...my
apologies in advance. After that, we will lead hashers through some
really nice family style terrain. SSH and I did a soup run trail in
this area a couple years ago and a lot of people commented on just how
nice it is. Following the run, we will be serving hot dogs, salad and
snacks.

Both runs promise to be great so don't miss them! For more info call
FFF at 0926138585

on on

#588 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:34 am
Subject: Friday Feb. 1 Hash Run
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Hi Hashers,
Tommorow is the final Friday night run of the Year of the Pig.  Come
out if your in town and want a short stroll through the Rewu-Chenching
Lake area.

Meeting Time: 6:30pm Grand Hotel

Start:  about 5 mins from the Grand Hotel at the same temple we started
Tuna's 800th Run.
Directions: take the road behind Chen Ching lake towards the Highway
10, when you get to the 7-11 at the bottom of the hill turn left.  Go
about 200m.  There will be a hotel on your right, turn here go 100m.
The Start is in the parking lot on your right next to the park.

Finish:  As usual just around the corner from one of the Hash Sponsor
Pubs.

E-mail or call if you plan on proceeding direclty to the start.

SSH

0931-239-850

#587 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:19 am
Subject: Re: Spinal Tap's Bachelor Party - Jan 31, 2008
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Spinal Tap has too many things happening on Thursday, so we are
changing this to Wednesday Jan. 30th.  Same place same time.  Send me
an email or a text if you plan on coming.  It won't be too crazy or
too late, just a few beers.
Sean

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> Michael Brown (Spinal Tap) is getting married, and we'll be having his
> bachelor/Stag party on Thursday Jan. 31st.  Meet us at 7:30pm at
> Jasmines for the 1st stop on our pub crawl. If you can't make it that
> early give us a call later and find out where we are!  All male
> hashers are invited to attend this event!
>
> SSH
> Sean 0931 239 850
>

#586 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:59 am
Subject: Spinal Tap's Bachelor Party - Jan 31, 2008
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Michael Brown (Spinal Tap) is getting married, and we'll be having his
bachelor/Stag party on Thursday Jan. 31st.  Meet us at 7:30pm at
Jasmines for the 1st stop on our pub crawl. If you can't make it that
early give us a call later and find out where we are!  All male
hashers are invited to attend this event!

SSH
Sean 0931 239 850

#585 From: "Cory Toner" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:58 am
Subject: The week the women went
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Yes, this is not hash related but it is funny. CBC has made an 8
episode show in which they took all the women out of a town, Hardisty
Alberta, and then filmed the men trying to cope with work, kids and all
that. The women were sent to a fancy resort at Jasper for a week of
golf, whitewater rafting, booze and so on. Why am I telling you this?
Well, my sister and her husband were one of the focus families. So, the
challenge is to watch it and see if you can tell who my sister is.
Here's the link to watch the first episode:
http://www.cbc.ca/thewomenwent/guide1.html

Enjoy.

#584 From: "Mike Brown" <itcho_ittan@...>
Date: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:04 am
Subject: Run 2056 - The University & Mountain Run
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RUN # 2056
"The University and Mountain Run"
Date: January 18, 2008

Runner's Trail - Enough distance for a good workout (esp. for SCB's)
Walker's Trail - Who knows!?

HARES: Singing Shithead and Fish Stick

START: 7-11 Parking Lot at Jongshan University

FINISH: A campus spot at the same university

HIGHLIGHTS:

- A small turn out with only three walkers, two runners, and two
Hares, but a good evening out nonetheless.

- Much to Tuna's delight, he nominated himself along with Mazda
Mamasan and Man's Best Friend (MBF) because all of them made a "Tuna
sandwich" together by walking on trail side by side.  Surrounded by
two sexy ladies, strolling through campus lanes on a chilly
evening... what better way to spend a Friday evening?

- Mazda Mamasan received both Hashits, and all three of the ladies
Hashit nominations went to her as well.  But perhaps because of a
little too much alcohol--or simply because she was too hungry to
think--she exchanged one Hashit for some potato chips that a devious
SSH offered her.  Naturally, she drank for losing the Hashit.

- Fish Stick, possibly trying to impress the newest Hasher, MBF, was
the most talkative he has ever been during Down Downs.  Giving six or
seven nominations--when he normally gives--well, none at all, was
full of social energy this evening.  For a change.

- Spinal Tap drank for whining that he was sooo close to a catch.
Having short-cutted for the first time ever on his own from the start
(after 66 runs), he knew the right direction, but was 10 minutes
ahead of an unsuspecting SSH (I have the liberty here to say that if
I had only sat in the same place for another ten mins that it would
have happened.  Oh, is that more whining? Lucky bastards.)  Hey,
someone has to step up to short cut in Borat Stiff's and FFF's
absence.

- Thong Fondler (TF), in an obvious display of flattery, nominated
Singing Shithead for doing the best job that TF has seen of any
Mismanagement Member.  It almost got to the point that he might have
gotten on his knees because there was so much... bootlicking (what
else did you think I'd suggest he'd do on his knees?).

- Though Spinal Tap felt a little rusty/nervous stepping in to lead
the initial Down Down announcement, since the only other
Mismanagement members were receiving Hare patches, his embarrassment
was soon ameliorated after Fish Stick fumbled upon stepping up to bat
to lead the Hash.

- Man's Best Friend drank for being the most fashionable member of
the Hash (pink sweater and jeans... on an f'n Hash??).  In former
days on the Hash, she may have been just slightly harrassed for
looking so... 'fashionable'.  Its a kinder, gentler Hash.

- Not living up to her name (which is a contradiction of sorts), MBF
didn't show any nervousness while riding with SSH's two dogs in the
car.  Worth a drink for false bravado.

- Tuna nominated 4 of the attending 7 Hashers for traveling long
distances just to get to the Hash.  That's dedication (hint, hint...
for all you Hashers out there who haven't come in a while).

On On to run 2057!
Spinal Tap
The Hash Scribe

#583 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:10 pm
Subject: Un-official KHHH Thursday Night Run Jan. 24
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Not Too Bright's brother and sister are in town, and leave on Friday
Jan 25.  They would really like to run through the polluted but
beautiful streets of Kaohsiung and experience all that the HASH is.

I have volunteered my services and will set a hash trail starting from
the botanical gardens next to NTBH and CBS house starting at 7:30pm.
(Be there at 7:15pm)  Any and all hashers are invited to attend this
rare re-appearance of a Thursday night hash run!

The Kaohsiung Botanical Gardens are located in Tzoying near Chengde Rd
and Huasia Rd. next to the train tracks. (Maybe NTBH can give some
better directions here.)

The trail will be a scenic one through Tzyouing.  Hope to see you
there if you can make it!

SSH
On-On!

#582 From: "Cory Toner" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:45 am
Subject: The hash has spoken!
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The 35th anniversary will be held on Fri-Sun 19th, 20th and 21st of
September. Start spreading the news. This is going to be a great
weekend of hashing fun, circle it on your calendar and be ready for a
good time!

on-on
FFF

#581 From: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:46 pm
Subject: Poll results for kaohsiunghash
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The following kaohsiunghash poll is now closed.  Here are the
final results:


POLL QUESTION: What weekend do you think is best for the 35th Anniversary run
weekend extravaganza?

CHOICES AND RESULTS
- Fri-Sun Sept 5th, 6th and 7th, 3 votes, 18.75%
- Fri -  Sun Sept 12th, 13th and 14th (This is moon festival weekend), 2 votes,
12.50%
- Fri-Sun 19th, 20th and 21st., 11 votes, 68.75%



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#580 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:08 am
Subject: Marathon in the Kingdom of Bhutan
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MARATHON BHUTAN

Description:  On the 7th of September 2008, Thimphu , the capital city
of the remote Himalayan Buddhist Kingdom of Bhutan, will host the
first ever International Sanction Marathon and Half Marathon. The
marathon course will follow the Thimphu Chhu ( Thimphu River ) and
head north to the southern boundary of the Jigme Dorji Wangchuck
National Park .
Running Event: Half-Marathon, Marathon
Maximum Participants:  300
More:  Online event registration available

Start Date:  Sunday, September 07, 2008
Start Time:  5:45 am
Location:
PO Box 151
Thimphu , Bhutan

Web Site: http://www.marathonbhutan.com
Registration Web Site: http://www.marathonbhutan.com/registration

The first ever Internationally Sanctioned Marathon in the Last Shangri La.

A quality event in an unbeatable venue.

A unique marathon in a unique country.

A race you will never forget.

An experience you will treasure.

A run of a lifetime.

Start running.

Celebrate history.


Contact Name:  Verdell Jessup
Email:  info@...

Warm regards,



Verdell

Event Coordinator

#579 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:16 am
Subject: Hash Friday Jan 18
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Hashers,
Late notice, but better than never!

Hash tonight:

Start: Jungshan University across from the 7-11 on the campus 7:30

Meet at the Grand Hotel: 6:30pm we will leave by 6:45pm

Finish as usual around the corner from one of our sponsor pubs!

SSH

#578 From: "Cory Toner" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:39 am
Subject: Anniversary run poll
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Just a reminder that I have put up a poll about the dates for the
anniversary weekend in September. The poll will close January 20th.
Follow the think and cast your vote!

#577 From: "Mike Brown" <itcho_ittan@...>
Date: Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:03 am
Subject: Run 2055 - I can't remember that much cause my notes end suddenly...
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RUN # 2055
"The Dogs, Cows, Pineapples, Graves & Chickens Run"
Date: January 12, 2008

Runner's Trail - 9KM (seemed like 15)
Walker's Trail - Shorter than that by 2 clicks (seemed longer, too)

HARES: Singing Shithead and Hairy Fucker

START: Small temple out near Morrison Academy, Kaohsiung

FINISH: Dog Spunk Temple

HIGHLIGHTS:

- All regular Hashers were quite happy to see Quick Finish (a 1997-
2000 Hasher) show up for a run, not because it was him per se, but
because he got stuck with both Hashits.

- On a serious note, Quick Finish was welcomed back, as any former
Hasher is, and his presense made for many down downs and added
laughs.  Thanks for stopping in for the run, QF!  On On until your
next return from Fin..., oh, Estonia, was it?

- A down down or two was made to the Hares for "no chalk on trail"
and not leaving enough marks.  Spinal Tap was nearly nominated for (I
might say, 'excellent') postmarking, which was more than the original
Hare marks.

- Quick Finish nominated Tuna--in an almost whine like a little kid
who didn't get candy--for not letting him be Brewmeister for a day,
his former position on the Hash.  Turned into a Double.

- For pouring beer on the trail bag, Quick Finish drank once more.

- Man's Best Friend chugged one, and she is quite a good sport at
getting and giving nominations, for shitting in her pants on trail
(or at least for looking as if she did with such stains on the back
of her sweat pants).

- Far From Finishing, an especially good name for the situation,
couldn't short cut across the nearby river so wound up coming in on
walkers trail.

- Quick Finish, Man's Best Friend, and Feigning Fellow-Hasher
Fantasies (was he really joking around?) by offering back-to-to-
back "I'd like to fuck you", or something-like-that, nominations.

- Horn Dog Dish was called to drink by Spinal Tap for a STD sympathy
nomination.  The mutt that was resting in her crotch through the Down
Downs looked like a large genital wart.

- Dozy Wanker, who comes to Hash about once every dozen years, drank
for just that.

- The Hares deserved a drink for stepping in at the last minute to do
a trail.  Although it was nearly marathon distance, it was a fine
trail, except for the damn backtrack that threw the Hounds off their
scent for a good 15 minutes.

- Hairy Fucker, on what must be his 5th Hare run, finally didn't make
any major mistakes, unless you can count the mile between On Ons and
trail marks as not a mistake.

- Since his dog can't talk, FFF nominated himself for dragging his
dog for ten miles (as was deserved, the dog bit him).

- Dozy Wanker, with one of the weakest nominations in generations,
wanted Tuna to drink for being a great guy.  How sweat.

- CrocDundee drank for a few things and for stealing someone else's
name.

- So that he won't forget all the nominations made over the course of
an hour or more (regardless of how many Hashers are on a run--it is
the amount of nomination that make them all hard to remember by
Monday or Tuesday), Spinal Tap jotted some down.  Feel Free-and-do-it-
yourself Fucker nominated him for that.  He then drank again because
Croc saw his notes and felt they were illiterate ramblings and
drawings of anatomical parts.  From that point forward, Spinal
stopped writing...

- There'd be more nominations following, by my notes ended here...


On On to run 2056!
Spinal Tap
The Hash Scribe

#576 From: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
Date: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:08 pm
Subject: New poll for kaohsiunghash
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Enter your vote today!  A new poll has been created for the
kaohsiunghash group:

What weekend do you think is best for the 35th Anniversary run weekend
extravaganza?

   o Fri-Sun Sept 5th, 6th and 7th
   o Fri -  Sun Sept 12th, 13th and 14th (This is moon festival weekend)
   o Fri-Sun 19th, 20th and 21st.


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Note: Please do not reply to this message. Poll votes are
not collected via email. To vote, you must go to the Yahoo! Groups
web site listed above.

Thanks!

#575 From: "Mike Brown" <itcho_ittan@...>
Date: Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:28 am
Subject: NFL games from this weekend
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If you haven't seen the posting on kaohsiungliving at yahoo groups, Foster
Hewitts will
play NFL games on Monday night at 930pm, taped from this weekend.  I wrote him
an
email and asked about playing games at 7pm, to which he responded he would.  If
anyone
wants to come along for a drink, and to see NFL playoffs, 7pm is doable.

#574 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:52 am
Subject: Saturday Jan 12 Hash Run
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Meeting as usual at 1pm at the Grand Hotel Lower parking lot.

Hares for this run are: Hairy Fucker and Singing Shit Head

Trail: A little bit up, a little bit down.  This ain't no city run!
Be prepared to get muddy, dirty, and scratched!  We are going out to
the area where Morrison Academy is.

Take the road under highway 10 to the turnoff for Morrison Academy.
Follow the hares into the start from there.

SSH

#573 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Mon Jan 7, 2008 11:57 am
Subject: Re: Bike Hash
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Dear Justin,
No bike hash in KHH or any other part of taiwan as far as I know.
However, it has been discussed by a few people, and if you are
interested in getting it started you would have some support from the
KHHH.

Singing Shit Head
--- In kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com, "jun_song23" <jun_song23@...> wrote:
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> Hello all!
>
> May I know if there's a bike hash in KHH or southern Taiwan?
>
> Many Thks!
> Justin
>

#572 From: "Mike Brown" <itcho_ittan@...>
Date: Mon Jan 7, 2008 5:10 am
Subject: Run 2054: The "Soup Run" Synopsis
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RUN # 2054
"The Soup Run"
Date: January 6, 2008

Runner's Trail - 6.75KM
Walker's Trail - 5.5KM
Stroller's Trail - 4KM (notice that the spelling of this is with two
LL's and not two OO's as BBB preferred--"Strooler's Trail")

HARES: Bombastic Belly Bumper, Happy Hour, and Hairy Fucker

START: Downtown Daliao

FINISH: Some temple around plenty of cemeteries

HIGHLIGHTS:

- For any long time Hasher, one would have noticed a decidedly
different dynamic on the Hash Sunday.  There were a lot of first
timers, second timers, and five third timers.  The absence of long-
standing members such as Pizza, Bored Stiff, SSH, FFF, Wandering
Whino and Spam Jammer, and NTFB and CBS was quite noticeable.  Times
have changed and the dynamic was different, but new faces are always
welcome and such growth should be praised.

- Welcome new members of the KHHH: Hairy HipHop, String Theory,
Munchie, Well-Hung Surfer, and Band Camper. Well-Hung Surfer needed
interpretation for what "well-hung" actually means.

NOMINATIONS, ETC.:

- Prickly Headlights received the ladies Hashit for being a former
figure skater... and somehow that was relevant because Nipplecious
saw a billboard showing a figure skater on trail.  Regardless, it
was better than the other two Hashit nominations she made.

- Thong Fondler came up with only one nomination for the male's
Hashit that was actually for a man.  The other two were for women
(how does that work?), and lo and behold the men's Hashit went to
Sexy Safari for not walking, not running, and not strolling - she
was at the start and at the finish, but didn't complete the trail.

- Many a nomination was made by some pint-size Hashers for being
best friends with each other.  Hey, I guess that's allowed on a
family Hash, but can you imagine the likes of Singing Shithead and
FFF nominating each other for being friends?  How cute.  What would
the Hash be coming to if we allowed adults to do such nominations?

- Seamen's Horn Blower attempted to nominate Foul Balls for bringing
chili (great tasting chili for that matter) on a 'soup' run because
it ain't soup.  Weak.

- Spinal Tap, who saw her running the opposite way on stroller's
trail, nominated Prickly Headlights.  What he didn't explain was
that when he told her that on trail, she didn't believe him and
tried to continue running the wrong way.  She still claimed she had
been on the right trail for the next fifteen minutes until she saw
her missed turn outside the pineapple fields.

- Super Cougar and Spinal Tap drank for bringing soup from a can
(hey, it was damn tasty Campbell's Borscht).

- Hairy Fucker was nominated for leaving an erronesouly errant card
on trail that stumped four runners for fifteen minutes.  For that he
drank, but the card was actually 15 meters after a right-hand turn
that the four runners had missed.  Who was at fault?  Who's to say,
but it was a mistake that he made nonetheless.

- Anal Navigator was busted for bad posture as he was lounging in
his portable chair, apparently too comfortably, for Nipplecious's
taste.

- Seamen's and his significant other were caught pinching
eachother's bums on trail.  Nice to see that they are still frisky
even after recently having a baby.

- Prickly Headlights, who was preparing to take off her shoes for a
new-shoes nomination, was courted by Bombastic Belly Bumper as he
quickly knelt at her feet to help untie her shoe.  Being that it
took around ten minutes just to untie it, he foolishly revealed that
he hasn't undressed a lady in quite some time.  And his foot fetish
came to light, at least in Anal Navigator's eyes.

On On to run 2055!
Spinal Tap
The Hash Scribe

#571 From: "jun_song23" <jun_song23@...>
Date: Sun Jan 6, 2008 3:40 pm
Subject: Bike Hash
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Hello all!

May I know if there's a bike hash in KHH or southern Taiwan?

Many Thks!
Justin

#570 From: "crocodungheap" <crocodungheap@...>
Date: Sun Jan 6, 2008 9:49 am
Subject: Re: Tainan Marathon
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Happy Hour,
           I`m interested in doing either the 21km or 10 km. Don`t know
which yet as I have an adventure race in Thailand March 1st and will
decide on suitability next week.

Croc

--- In kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com, "Alice Li" <aliceli44@...> wrote:
>
> Hello all,
>
>     FFF, SSH and I plan on doing the Tainan marathon on Sunday, Feb
> 24th. If you are interested in joining us, please let me know before
> Jan 15th so I'll sign us up as a group.
>
>     700 NTD for a marathon, 500 NTD for a half marathon and 300 NTD
for
> 10K run.
>
> On-on,
> Happy Hour
>

#569 From: "Alice Li" <aliceli44@...>
Date: Sun Jan 6, 2008 8:25 am
Subject: Soup Run - Where is the lid for Cory's pot????
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If someone found the lid of Cory's pot, please keep it and give it to
us next time! Thanks!

#568 From: "Alice Li" <aliceli44@...>
Date: Sat Jan 5, 2008 4:08 pm
Subject: Tainan Marathon
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Hello all,

     FFF, SSH and I plan on doing the Tainan marathon on Sunday, Feb
24th. If you are interested in joining us, please let me know before
Jan 15th so I'll sign us up as a group.

     700 NTD for a marathon, 500 NTD for a half marathon and 300 NTD for
10K run.

On-on,
Happy Hour

#567 From: "Cory Toner" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Fri Jan 4, 2008 2:39 am
Subject: Tonights run!
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To keep things simple, tonights run will start from the Grand Hotel. So
be there at 6:30pm and the hares will try and get going as soon as
possible. Make sure you bring a flashlight!

FFF

#566 From: michelle jacobs <ritsluiter@...>
Date: Thu Jan 3, 2008 10:58 am
Subject: Farewell Party for CCS, BA and Lamb Chop
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Alas our time has come....As you know we are leaving the island for the last time on the 14th.  Our farewell party will be held at Escape 41 (see www.escape41.com) in Kaohsiung the date is on Saturday 12th at 7pm.  (We hope it's not a Saturday Run that weekend)
 
It will be great if you can stop by to see us off. If you'd like to keep in touch with us, our personal e-mail address is:  taiwanbotmas@...
 
On On
Champagne Sheep Shagger, Boer Appeal and Lamb Chop


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#565 From: "Cory Toner" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:05 pm
Subject: Double run weekend to start 2008!
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Yes hashers, we are starting the new year in style with a run on both
Friday night and then the Soup run on Sunday morning. Friday nights
run will be hared by FFF and Thong Fondler. BRING YOUR FLASHLIGHTS or
night vision googles (I prefer this spelling!).

Sunday is the annual SOUP RUN. The hares will be HH, BBB and HF. Bring
a soup, the hares will supply some buns, bowls, burners and other
things that begin with the letter B. Let Happy Hour know what soup you
will bring, email her at aliceli44@... The soup run is always
one of the best runs we have so don't miss it.

So, have a great hashing weekend!

FFF

#564 From: "Alice Li" <aliceli44@...>
Date: Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:44 am
Subject: 2008 Annual Soup Run
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Hello all,

     Absolutely a great time last Saturday! And tomorrow will be a whole
new year! The annual family soup run will take place on Sunday, January
6th. The hares are Hairy Friend, Happy Hour and Bombastic Belly Baba.
We will meet at the Grand Hotel at 9AM, so bring a pot of soup to share
and don't be late!

     If you want to come, pleast let me know how many people and what
soup you are bringing. So far, Sexy Safari has said that she'll make
some tomato soup. Another person claimed that he/she will make some
pumpkin soup, but sorry I can't remember who told me that. So claim
your soup ASAP!

     My E-mail is aliceli44@... and cell phone number is 0937-474-
622.

On-on,
Happy Hour

#563 From: "wupeiling" <wupeiling@...>
Date: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:42 am
Subject: Run 2052: The Last Slice of the Pizza Man (by Spinal Tap, the Hash Scribe)
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RUN # 2052
"The Last Slice of the Pizza Man" Run
Date: December 29, 2007

Runners Trail - 7.2KM (if one doesn't count the extra yardage due to
that back-ASS-wards backtrack)

Walkers Trail - 6.0KM

HARES: The one-and-only Flying Pizza, Frustrating Female's
Fantasies, and A.S.S. (the virgin hare who was bound to make virgin
mistakes)

START: "Basketball Temple"

FINISH: The newly dubbed "Pizza Temple"

HIGHLIGHTS:

- As anyone can attest, Flying Pizza, who may be in flight back to
America at the time of this posting, deserves accolades for how much
he invested in the KHHH.  An active member of Mismanagement, a
highly-active Hare, and just an all-around great guy, Pizza will
surely be missed on the Hash for some time to come.  His departure
from the KHHH is profound, and though there are no nice guys on the
Hash--which implies we should all be tough and 'manly', we should
all admit that he will be missed.  On that note, damn, who the hell
will be able to fill in the gap since he seemingly did about 50% of
all Hare-ings this past year?  Perhaps we will miss him more since
he is leaving us with so much work to do.  Fucker.

- Though there were other good nominations, both Hashits deservedly
went to Pizza.  On any other day, they both should have immediately
been placed in the hands of A.S.S. for fucking up trail so much with
a Backtrack that lead nowhere.

- Actually, Tuna's having not missed any runs in 2007 was a damn-
good nomination as well, so he is worthy of the Hashit the next run.

- Two third timers received life-time membership patches for the
KHHH, and appropriate names to boot.  Skittish around dogs, Gemma
was aptly named "Man's Best Friend", though "The Lost Bitch" was a
good choice.  And Slow Shag's sidekick was dubbed Shag Rug.  Whether
she has one or not can only be known by Slow Shag himself.

- Eager Beaver, a vagabond from Seoul, Korea's Hash, joined the KHHH
for the first time--and fit right in as a quintessential Hasher as
he was donned with multi-patch Hash attire and even an On-On
tattoo.  Coming with gifts to bear, his presence was a fine addition
to the Down Downs.

- Singing Shit Head and Eager Beaver entertained (and made a few
neighborhood dogs howl in the distance) with renditions of Sweet
Taiwan Beer and some song about a great wheel being stuck in a
woman's... well, she was finally satisfied.

- Hairy Fucker, the Hash Flash, finally caught on that good pics
aren't to be had by a cellphone and showed up with an actual
camera.  It only took half a year-plus to get one.

- Nipple-icious couldn't get into Anal's car with the remote access
control because, as she said, "I don't have a driver's license."
The remote's buttons are labelled "lock" and "unlock".  Go figure.

- Flying Pizza, so as not to get some tacky going-away present from
the KHHH, made his own plaque to be presented with.  Classic.

- The position of Trailmaster and all its privileges
was 'officially' passed from Pizza to SSH.  Being that there was
beer to drink, as always on the Hash, made it... 'official'.

- SSH drank for his frenetic game of 'pocket pool'.

- Spinal Tap, for the first time since the last time she ran, did
not draw any hearts on trail for Super Cougar.  Whether he does
something good or nothing at all, drinks are a'coming.  Geez, it
seems strange writing in the third person.

- Mazda Mamasan went joyriding on the car run.  Normally the car run
is reserved for people with cars at the start.  Must have been
wanting a slice of Pizza for herself on the ride back.  She did have
some pizza sauce at the corners of her mouth later.  Was that
from 'real' pizza, or what?

- Anal Navigator fulfilled the role of the Hash Religious Advisor.
Though the KHHH doesn't have an RA, it was apparently in need of
one, especially because Eager Beaver wore the mark of Satan (he who
has an On-On tattoo is in need of some kind of advice, religious or
not).

- Although there is something inherently attractive about a group of
virgins standing in a group close enough to be touched, the gaggle
of virgins on this Hash run was less than appealing.  Even Bored
Stiff, if he had been there, would have run at the sight of them.

- Croc and Anal must have called each other before the run to see
who could wear the ugliest shorts to the Hash.  Both pairs were ugly
enough for a nomination (unbeknownst to everyone, LOL commented to
Hairy Fucker, "He's in great shape for someone who is around 60,"
when Croc mooned the crowd.  Did he mean generally, or just his
ass?).

On On to run 2053, an On On Flying Pizza!
Spinal Tap

#559 From: Guido Sarduchi <flyingpizza2000@...>
Date: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:38 am
Subject: Thanks to all!
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Hey Gang,
The pizzaman here.  I just wanted to say "thank you" for being so great and
making my stay in Taiwan this past year the best time!  Geeez, if it wasn't for
the HASH and all you folks, I would of become an alcoholic for sure!  I will
miss all of you and the times we have had but the memories will be there for a
lifetime.  Good Luck to all of you and perhaps if our paths cross again, I guess
will just have to have another cold one!  So THANKS for the memories! and as
always, ON ON!

God Bless,
Mario


      
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#558 From: "cheeky_apple" <cheeky_apple@...>
Date: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:24 am
Subject: Pics from Man's Best Friend
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       Here are pictures of the Pizza Run.. from me, Man's Best Friend!

           http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=0AYsmbVm3ZuGLsI

                                    Enjoy!   :*


#557 From: "professorfelcher" <professorfelcher@...>
Date: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:08 pm
Subject: Pizza's Farewell
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As I was at Pizza's last farewell hash back in 2002 or so (at least it
seems that long ago, but he keeps turning up like an energizer bunny),
I want to have him remember the Chinese whiskey through the funnel down-
downs!

As I shall not be able to attend this momentous occasion, I humbly
request that one long-distance down-down be given to Flying Pizza.
This down-down should consist of some really good booze, such as Johnny
Walker Black Label.

Regards to SSH, NTBH, Happy Hour, Tuna, MMB, and all others who
remember the ole perfesser.  A Long-Distance down-down to each of you!

Professor Felcher sends.

On-On!

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