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#45 From: "boeredstiff" <gdv26@...>
Date: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:58 am
Subject: Another fine hash moment!!
boeredstiff
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In these dark, cold and wet Wintery days, it is understandable that
we may get the blues from time to time. The stresses and pressures of
work add further to our gloomy disposition. It is only natural that
we seek the warmth and comfort of whatever light we may find.

Sometimes the light comes to us – as it did recently to the Hash. And
the Hash, being the solid citizens that we are, feel it is not right
that we hog all of this light ourselves, and therefore endeavor
below, to share with you some of the warmth that this shaft of watery
light has brought us.

Lets call it: Hares fleeing and granny's peeing.

On a recent night run, through an area of Kaohsiung one might
describe as rural-urban, the trail crossed over a few rice paddies,
and then came up a short slope into an alley - dead-ended at one end
by a warehouse of some description. The elaborate security measures
of the aforementioned warehouse included a motion-activated security
light, the wattage of which seemed to roughly equate that of a WW2
searchlight. So it was that four hashers – Spam Jammer (not a tiny
new Yorker), Not your Normal Knockers (be it day or night, they a not
normal), and two other Hashers of the expat variety, moved through
the rice paddies and up into the alley, thereby triggering the
security light.

While the four hashers, mentioned previously, were obviously startled
by their sudden illumination, their surprise was Lilliputian compared
to the degree of angst that suddenly befell the poor granny, who was -
  up till that moment - enjoying the relief and pleasure one derives
from peeing in a darkened ally. The startled octogenarian's degree of
consternation was further multiplied, as her furtive glance over her
shoulder revealed the presence of four foreigners, standing virtually
in her rapidly spreading puddle.

In a hormonal frenzy that would impress many a kinesiologist, the
fight or flight reaction set in and she took off down the formally
darkened alley, in a manner which may just put Marion Jones to shame –
  bearing in mind her drawers were still around her knees. She
appeared to also provide commentary on her progress - at maximum
volume. Last but certainly not least; in an admirable display of
fortitude and a determination to get the job done, she did not stop
peeing either!

The mind boggles with the possibilities:

· Possibly a cure for constipation.

· Possibly a demonstration sport at the next Olympics – The
squat/pee/sprint (or Splash'n'dash for short).

Ah! Another of those Hash moments.

#92 From: "GLENN DE VILLIERS" <gdv26@...>
Date: Mon May 29, 2006 3:24 am
Subject: Sad and Tragic
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Kaohsiung hashers from the 90's era will be saddened by the news that
Rupert Bale (Duncemaster) was killed in a skiing accident in Canada
recently. Rupert had over 200 runs with KHHH, 18 of them hare runs.
His wife, Alida Droppert (Bear Back), can be reached via e-mail at:
alidadroppert@...

Lets wish Rupert an 'On On!'  to wherever he may now be destined.

Glenn (Boered Stiff) De Villiers

#106 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:16 am
Subject: KHHH 2000th Run Celebrations
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Dear Hashers,

The KHHH is one of the longest running Hashes in Asia, and we are coming upon
the
milestone of our 2000th Run.

The 2000th run celebrations will kick off on Run #1999 which has been scheduled
for
February 9th, 2007. (Friday).

Run 2000 will take place on Saturday February 10th, 2007.

Run 2001 will take place on Sunday February 11th, 2007.

Mark these dates down on your calendar!  It's going to be one hell of a BASH!

On on to 2000!

Sean "Singing Shit Head" Sartison

#107 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:05 am
Subject: Summer Sunday Runs - Summer Rules
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Summer time, being as f%$#&ing hot as it is, the trails are considerably
shorter.  Walkers trail
should be no more than 4.5 km.  Runners trail can be longer, but are usually no
more than
7km.

Sunday Runs are adult only runs, as are the rest of our summer time runs.

Family runs resume with the 33rd Anniversary Run on September 3rd.

So, no need to worry about getting caught out in this heat on a horribly long
trail!  (Unless of
course the hares do not follow these rules, in which case they will be punished
accordingly)

#164 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:29 am
Subject: Hash Telephone Directory
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I have created a hash directory under the "database" tab of the menu.

Please voluntarily enter your information so those hashers that
constantly lose their phone, and with it all their contact
information, can recover at least some of their lost numbers!

Click on "database", click on "telephone directory", and then click on
"add contact", enter you Name, Hash Name, email, and phone number(s).

SSH

#168 From: "Kate H. Strolle" <spacekate@...>
Date: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:29 am
Subject: RE: FRIDAY NIGHT RUN # 1982 PIZZA ANYONE?
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Oh my god,

I am so damn envious!  You all get Pizza and Spam Jammer on a run together.  If I could blink twice (or is it click my heels?) I would be there in a heartbeat downing some Taiwan pijou and giving some badass down downs.  ON ON to you all and I hope you have some crazy runs and even better down downs.  When is the last time we had naked hares running around at the Grand Hotel???  It is about time for that to happen again!!  Give him a HER!

  hugs, Shushing Shrew.


From: "Stonker Donker" <rayjneary@...>
To: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [kaohsiunghash] FRIDAY NIGHT RUN # 1982 PIZZA ANYONE?
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:11:16 -0000

Hey hashers, the note is a little late, but we've got a special run
tonight, the prodigal return of a notorious hasher, infamous even.
Flyping Pizza is back on the hash. I have spoken with Spam Jammer, and
I rarely have seen him in such a state of elation. It would make a
great run tonight if everyone can come out and welcome back the Pizza.
You should find the run an interesting one, flashlights are DEFINITELY
needed! See you tonight! ON ON hashers!

Stonker Donker
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#173 From: "Fantasy Fryer Fuck" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:41 am
Subject: November Run Calendar
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Hey everyone, what a great time last night on the Halloween pub
crawl. Some great costumes, good down downs and lots of beer. All
good things. This is the run schedule for November; we have some
great trails coming up. Almost every run this month is a special
event. The family weekend away will be a fantastic time in a new
area for the KHHH. Bored Stiff and SHH will be marking trail and
celebrating BS¡¦s birthday on the 17th. The last run of the month is
the Champagne breakfast run, always one of the best runs we do!

November 4th, Run #1984. Hares: Happy Hour, PDA and FFF.

November 11th & 12th, Family Weekend Away. Runs 1985 &1986. Hares:
CBS & NTBH.

November 17th, Run 1987. Hares: Bored Stiff and Singing Shithead.

November 25th, Champagne Breakfast Run. Hares: NTBH and Stonker
Donker.

December 3rd, Christmas Run. Run 1989. Hares: NO HARES YET!!


Most of the December runs do not have hares. Sign up on the web site
or give me a call if you can do one of these.

On On
FFF

#175 From: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Nov 1, 2006 9:42 pm
Subject: File - 2000thRunpdf.pdf
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File        : 2000thRunpdf.pdf
Description : Information RE: Feb 9, 10, 11 2007 KHHH 2000 Run Celebrations

#181 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:01 am
Subject: Run Reports are equired by
sarty316
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Dear Hares,

As discussed at the recent Mis Management meeting, all hares are now
required to submit a RUN REPORT for the run they have hared.  This is
retroactive to the beginning of November, 2006.  There are two,
sometimes, three hares for each run so decide amongst yourselves who
will write the report and post it here.

Basic Format is as Follows:
Subject Line: Run Report KHHH Run # 1234



Body:
Name of Run, Hares, Distance in KM or Miles, Start of the Run, Finish
of the Run, Highlights of the Trail, Special Down-downs, and
Milestones(if you can remember).  This info is required, any other
info you want to add is up to you.

Take a look at some of the run reports that were done years ago for
ideas on what was done in the past. Go to the links tab and check for
run reports.

This will only take you as long as it took me to write this
email....about 5 mins!

Thanks.

On-on.

SSH

#182 From: "Fantasy Fryer Fuck" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:29 pm
Subject: Hares needed for runs!
taiwantoner
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We still have no hares signed up for some runs that are fast
approaching. The Christmas run on Sun Dec 3rd is still hareless, I and
possibly SH can do it if no one steps up this is less than ideal as we
both have class in Tainan at 1! We also need hares for Sat. Dec 23rd
and the soup run on jan 7th. Phone or email me, or just sign up on the
web page if you can do one of these runs.
on-on
FFF

#184 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:53 am
Subject: Run 1987 Run Report
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Run 1987 B.S.B.P. Run #2

Hares:  Boerd Stiff and Singing Shit Head

Start: Parking lot behind Kaoshiung County Recreation Association,
between Chen Gong Hospital and Baseball Stadium

Finish: Bali Q Garden Restaurant on Yihua Rd.

Trail: 9.5km

Hashers: BS, SSH,PDA,SD, Tuna, NTBH, BOF, FS, 3 first timers, BBB,BD,
2 second timers.

Highlights:  Twisting Trail through graveyards, rice paddies,
abandoned houses, alleyways.
- Stonker, looking for his third catch got completly lost and had to
run home to use the phone to find out where we finished.
- The hares lost BOF on the car run and didn'trealize he was missing.
  He parked 200m from the start, and ran around the baseball stadium
until finally running into the pack, who of course were off trail!
- Upon reaching the finish Fishstick walked within 5 meters of the
hares who were in his line of sight out in the open and continued on
past them
- 2nd timer Eric and first timer Fiona, walked around the baseball
stadium three times looking for trail, they also got scared in the
graveyard and decided to turn back, the hares found them at the start
on the car run.
- First timer Ian ran the whole 9.5km in a pair of Flipflops!
- Boered Stiff, being it was his Birhtday run bought copious amounts
of Tiger beer for down-downs, and then treated the entire hash
(including STT, and CBS who came just for the d-ds') to a very good
feed of Taiwanese food at the Bali Q outdoor restaurant.
- BOF was pretty wasted, and I think he didn't remember where he
parked his car.

Hashits: PDA gave the ladies hashit to Stonker Donker.
BS gave the men's hashit to Fishstick

#186 From: "Stonker Donker" <rayjneary@...>
Date: Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:05 am
Subject: CHAMPAGNE and SURFING
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Hey Hashers,

NTBH and I are ready for a great run on Saturday, hope we have lots of
hashers out for it, it's the last run for some, and we have a few
special occasions going on, not to mention of course the CHAMPAGNE and
BREAKFAST! On a side note, I am slowly getting the new website up,
please check it out at www.kaohsiunghash.com, we will have important
info posted there, a photo gallery and we are working on a new
calendar, so check it out. ON ON to Saturday!

Stonker Donker

#188 From: "martinclamothe" <martinclamothe@...>
Date: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:06 pm
Subject: Retro run report
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Run# 1985 and 1986

Family Weekend

Yuen Lin township and Tien Wei township Taichung County

Start: At a temple near CBS' Mum's place

Finish : At a temple near CBS' Mum's place

Trail: 7 km

Hashers: Shandy Claus, PDA,Stonker Donker,CBS, NTBH, BS, FP,LOL, PPP, Vicky,
Fish Stick,
First timer's Becky and Lao Wu. I am sorry if I missed you but it's been a
while.

Highlights: we drank rice wine prepared by CBS' Grandma. NTBH and CBS got
caught. Long
Down Down session puntuated with sillines and beer!

Can't remember much else will try to do this sooner next time I guess!

#189 From: "Fantasy Fryer Fuck" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:49 am
Subject: Christmas Family Run
taiwantoner
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Now that our hangovers have subsided from the champagne run, it is time
to start talking Turkey. Roast Turkey for that matter! This Sunday Dec.
3 will be our annual Christmas Family Run, always a good time and good
food. Following the trail, hared by singing shit head and FFF, everyone
will go to the dick and cowboy for dinner prepared by the hash. The
menu will include of course turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, dressing
and salads. Please let me know if you are attending so I have an idea
of how much food to organize. I would also appreciate volunteers to
help cook, bring a salad, or just help with the cleanup because both of
the hares will have to leave from the finish to go to class. E-mail me
at either taiwantoner@... or even better, corytoner@....
Call me at 0926138585.

#190 From: "ray neary" <rayjneary@...>
Date: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:15 am
Subject: Re: Christmas Family Run
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I volunteer to catch the hares, eat the bird, and then pass out.
 
Stonker Donker

 
On 11/26/06, Fantasy Fryer Fuck <taiwantoner@...> wrote:

Now that our hangovers have subsided from the champagne run, it is time
to start talking Turkey. Roast Turkey for that matter! This Sunday Dec.
3 will be our annual Christmas Family Run, always a good time and good
food. Following the trail, hared by singing shit head and FFF, everyone
will go to the dick and cowboy for dinner prepared by the hash. The
menu will include of course turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, dressing
and salads. Please let me know if you are attending so I have an idea
of how much food to organize. I would also appreciate volunteers to
help cook, bring a salad, or just help with the cleanup because both of
the hares will have to leave from the finish to go to class. E-mail me
at either taiwantoner@... or even better, corytoner@....
Call me at 0926138585.



#191 From: Martin Lamothe <martinclamothe@...>
Date: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:29 am
Subject: Re: Christmas Family Run
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I want to help in the catching of the hares too!
Turkey coma sounds great!
--- ray neary <rayjneary@...> wrote:

> I volunteer to catch the hares, eat the bird, and
> then pass out.
>
> Stonker Donker
>
>
> On 11/26/06, Fantasy Fryer Fuck
> <taiwantoner@...> wrote:
> >
> >   Now that our hangovers have subsided from the
> champagne run, it is time
> > to start talking Turkey. Roast Turkey for that
> matter! This Sunday Dec.
> > 3 will be our annual Christmas Family Run, always
> a good time and good
> > food. Following the trail, hared by singing shit
> head and FFF, everyone
> > will go to the dick and cowboy for dinner prepared
> by the hash. The
> > menu will include of course turkey, mashed
> potatoes, gravy, dressing
> > and salads. Please let me know if you are
> attending so I have an idea
> > of how much food to organize. I would also
> appreciate volunteers to
> > help cook, bring a salad, or just help with the
> cleanup because both of
> > the hares will have to leave from the finish to go
> to class. E-mail me
> > at either taiwantoner@...
> <taiwantoner%40yahoo.com> or even better,
> > corytoner@... <corytoner%40hotmail.com>.
> > Call me at 0926138585.
> >
> >
> >
>




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#192 From: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
Date: Fri Dec 1, 2006 11:40 am
Subject: File - 2000thRunpdf.pdf
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File        : 2000thRunpdf.pdf
Description : Information RE: Feb 9, 10, 11 2007 KHHH 2000 Run Celebrations

#193 From: "kaohsiunghash" <kaohsiunghash@...>
Date: Mon Dec 4, 2006 10:13 am
Subject: Re: Christmas Family Run
kaohsiunghash
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Neither of our two "volunteers" showed up!  They missed out on a great trail and
some
great food!

--- In kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com, "ray neary" <rayjneary@...> wrote:
>
> I volunteer to catch the hares, eat the bird, and then pass out.
>
> Stonker Donker
>
>
> On 11/26/06, Fantasy Fryer Fuck <taiwantoner@...> wrote:
> >
> >   Now that our hangovers have subsided from the champagne run, it is time
> > to start talking Turkey. Roast Turkey for that matter! This Sunday Dec.
> > 3 will be our annual Christmas Family Run, always a good time and good
> > food. Following the trail, hared by singing shit head and FFF, everyone
> > will go to the dick and cowboy for dinner prepared by the hash. The
> > menu will include of course turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, dressing
> > and salads. Please let me know if you are attending so I have an idea
> > of how much food to organize. I would also appreciate volunteers to
> > help cook, bring a salad, or just help with the cleanup because both of
> > the hares will have to leave from the finish to go to class. E-mail me
> > at either taiwantoner@... <taiwantoner%40yahoo.com> or even better,
> > corytoner@... <corytoner%40hotmail.com>.
> > Call me at 0926138585.
> >
> >
> >
>

#194 From: "kaohsiunghash" <kaohsiunghash@...>
Date: Mon Dec 4, 2006 10:17 am
Subject: Run #1990 Saturday December 9 "Marathon Man and Marlboro Man Run - Part 2.2"
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This will be a short (5km??) run out near Guan Ing Shan.

Meet as usaul at 1:00pm at the Grand.

Hares are Shandy Klaus, coming down from Suao, and SSH.

We will be back at the grand by 4:30pm, allowing the Hash to attend ABB and JJ's
wedding
reception.

#195 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2006 7:45 am
Subject: Run 1989 Run Report
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Run Report for #1989

Name: A little bit of everything- Family X-mass Run

Hares:  SSH, FFF, FS

Start:  Goose Temple (named after my dog Goose, who got lost on Trail
and was waiting at the start when we got back from the car run) Just
off of highway 1 near Gangshan.

Finish: Honey-man Temple named after the drunken Taiwanese Santa who
was giving out honeybees and honey, as well as fruit at the finish.

Trail: Strollers 4km – only two hashers
	 Walkers 5.8km – about 25 hashers
	 Runners 10km – about 6 hahsers.

MMB and Francis (Magical Howler) were the first into the finish just
minutes after SSH, followed by a gaggle of walkers about 15 minutes
later.  The runners were a fair ways behind, due to the extra long
runners loop laid down by SSH.  70+ year old BOF led the way, busting
most checks, and bleeding from his leg as he ran in.

3rd Timers Named:  Simon Ward – QPR (Quick Prophylactic Retriever)

			 Eric Lu – Graphic Phobia

			 Francis Potter – Magical Howler

Hashits:  JJ nominated PPP for her potty mouth for the Ladies Hashit.

	 ABB nominated MMB for his parenting skills and being an   inspiration
to us all for the men's Hashit.

Highlights:
- the Honey man giving out honeybees, fruit and cheer at the finish.
- DDC giving himself a dd for finishing in his backyard

Special Thanks To:

1. Spamm Jammer, who is unable to run, and Wandering Wino who roasted
the turkeys for the hash.  They were very delicious.
2. Bad Yeast Rising for opening the D&C and preparing the mashed
potatoes and getting set up.
3. FFF for prying himself away from the DD's to go pick up the food
from Spammy's and help get the Dick ready.  He also brought a
container of the food to Tainan for yours truly (SSH) so I wouldn't
miss out on the turkey dinner.
4. Happy Hour for driving FFF around and helping out at the Dick.

#196 From: "Fantasy Fryer Fuck" <taiwantoner@...>
Date: Thu Dec 7, 2006 9:50 am
Subject: December Run Schedule
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Hi everyone, some great hashing been going on lately with a
fantastic champagne breakfast run and a then the Christmas Family
run last weekend. Thanks again to Spam for cooking the turkeys and
making gravy and stuffing. We have some more great runs coming up in
the next bit as December is a busy one on our schedule.

Run # 1990 - Saturday, December 9th Hares: Singing Shit Head and
Shandy Klaus This run will be shorter than usual for people who want
to attend ABB and JJ¡¦s wedding.

Run #1991 ¡V Friday, December 15th Hares: Flying Pizza and ???. Pizza¡¦
s B-day run.

Run #1992 ¡V Saturday, December 23rd Hares: Stonker Donker and PDA.

Run # 1993 ¡V Friday, December 29th Hares: Singing Shit Head and ???

Run # 1994 ¡V Sunday, January 7th SOUP RUN Hares: NO HARES YET! If
you can hare this run please sign up on the Web site or contact me
FFF.

Have a great Christmas everyone!
On-On
FFF

#199 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
Date: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:18 am
Subject: Run 1990 Report
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Start:  Big Temple just off of highway ten heading towards Morrison.

Finish: Same place as the start

Distance: 3.5km

hares:  SSH and Shandy Claus

3rd Timers Named:
Kharunisa named Crash Course Counselor

Becky named Natural Orgasm

Highlights:
Short trail through the bush.
Due to extreme stupidity on the part of SSH, FFF was able to make his
first catch on the KHHH.
HBB was shagging Motorcycle Mama at the start, and finish.
Shandy Claus, a hare, had to follow FFF to the finish, because he
never saw the trail until he was running it, and he got tagged by our
Fat Friendly Friend!

Hashits:
Busty Paralegal retained the Ladies Hashit for her three weak nominations.

I can't remeber who got the men's hashit!  But FFF should have if he
didn't.

#200 From: "James Lee Valentine" <jlv@...>
Date: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:36 am
Subject: December E-Zine - Philippines Nash Hash 2007
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F e b r u a r y   1 6 - 1 8   ( F r i - S u n )   2 0 0 7

PI NASH HASH 2007

M a t a b u n g k a y   H a s h   H o u s e   H a r r i e r s

 
December E-Zine
 
On-On Hashers...
 
CHEAP FLIGHTS TO THE PHILIPPINES ABOUND...
SO BOOK YOUR CHEAP FLIGHT TO THE PHILIPPINES
AND COME ON OVER TO ONE OF THE
BEST HASH EVENTS... EVER!
 

 
PHILIPPINES IS ONE OF THE
SEX CAPITALS OF THE WORLD...
 
For those males in need of a screw or two,
go to Angeles City on your way to/from Matabungkay.
Alternatively, we are arranging for twenty
freelance girlies to be at PI Nash Hash 2007...
these girlies are sexperts in all kinds of
stress-relief techniques... at bargain rates too!
 
WHEN NOT OTHERWISE OCCUPIED... THE GIRLIES
WILL PROBABLY BE IN THE GRAND MASTER'S ROOM!!!
 
***For female hashers in need of a good romping,
guys with long johnsons can be arranged at short notice
(or is that short johnsons at long notice)
to satisfy your every sexual whim!***
 

 
TENTS...
 
SOME RUSTIC HASHERS (NOTABLY HEAD GASKET,
TAIPAN & LAMB BUTT) HAVE BEEN ASKING IF THEY
CAN PITCH TENTS DURING THIS EVENT.
MY RESPONSE --- AS THE GM BUT NOT AS THE
HEAD GROUNDS KEEPER OF MBRH --- IS YES!
THOUGH A NOMINAL "PITCHING FEE" MAY
BE CHARGED BY MBRH.
 

 
19 COUNTRIES REPRESENTED...
 
So far we have hashers signed up from...
 
Philippines
Jordan
Indonesia
Bangladesh
USA
Korea
Qatar
Thailand
Singapore
PNG
Malaysia
UK
Australia
Macau
Ireland
Oman
Japan
Hong Hong
Cambodia
 
If your country is not yet listed... come on over!
 
"Hello Guam... are you guys coming? And China,
what about you guys? Not to mention Vietnam?
Hello... Hello... Hello!!!"
 

 
The official website for
Philippines Nash Hash 2007
is accepting reservations at:
 
 
Hashers can go to this website and register for
Philippines Nash Hash 2007...
just click on the "REGISTER NOW!" link
and follow the easy instructions.
 
At this stage we are on course to hit our target
of 300 hashers attending PINH07...
so do not delay in making your reservation as
this will be one of the most awesome hash events ever!
 

 
Philippines Nash Hash 2007 is mega great value...
 included in the price of US$50 is:
    • 3 countryside hashes in 3 days!
    • Choice of short, long & ball-buster trails... all with drinks stops... and all with spectacular country terrain.
    • Selection of fresh fruit served at the end of each trail.
    • 3 all-u-can-eat buffet style meals (including non-beef and vegetarian selections)... plenty of tasty hash grub for all!
    • Ice-cold beer & drinks served from noon to midnight on Friday & Saturday and 8am to 6pm on Sunday.
    • Pack with multiple items!
    • Free raffle!
    • Beach parties!
    • Nash Hash Olympics!
    • The "ICE BENCH"!!!
    • The "WILLY"!!!
    • The "BOXING POLE"!!!
    • Copious quantities of ICE-COLD BEER!
    • FUN / FUN / FUN!
  • And more...

  •  
    To avail of the US$50 (P2,500) early-bird fee
    you must be registered by December 31, 2006.
    Registrations from January 1, 2007
    are US$60 (P3,000).
     
    Payment of the registration fee can be made at the event
    if you are coming from overseas (not Malaysia).
     
    If you are coming from Malaysia please pay in
    advance to Lakhbir "Chicken Shit" Singh or Muru.
     
    For Philippines residents please pay your deposit of P500
    (US$10) to me before December 31 and pay the balance
    at the event... just register first.
     

     
    And remember to book your accommodation
    early to get the room of your choice... via
     
    Room rates at the host venue
    --- Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel (MBRH) ---
    start from less than US$10 (P500) per person per night
    (based on sharing).
    Full details at
     
    If this is still not cheap enough for you,
    please send an e-mail to the ON-SEX girls at
    who will direct you to alternative "Cheap Charlie"
    accommodation less than 1km from MBRH.
     

     
    If you or your group require transportation from
    CLARK / MANILA AIRPORT or wherever
    please send an e-mail to the ON-SEX girls at
    who will arrange transportation
    to bring you to Matabungkay.
     

     
    We need 7-8 "FUNNY" skits for part of the Saturday evening
    entertainment so please register your group with me at
     

     
    Full details for Philippines Nash Hash 2007 are on the website including the full schedule of exciting activities...
     

     
    Philippines Nash Hash 2007
     
    Welcome to
    Philippines Nash Hash 2007...
    hosted by Matabungkay Hash House Harriers (MYH3)
    and organized by Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel (MBRH)
    on February 16-18, 2007.
     
    Please register before December 31 2006 to avail of the US$50 price.
    The price increases to US$60 from January 1, 2007.
     
    Philippines Nash Hash 2007 is mega great value...
     included in the price of US$50 is:
      • 3 countryside hashes in 3 days!
      • Choice of short, medium, long & ball-buster trails... all with drinks stops... and all with spectacular country terrain.
      • Selection of fresh fruit served at the end of each trail.
      • 3 all-u-can-eat buffet style meals (including non-beef and vegetarian selections)... plenty of tasty hash grub for all!
      • Ice-cold beer & drinks served from noon to midnight on Friday & Saturday and 8am to 6pm on Sunday.
      • Pack with multiple items!
      • Free raffle!
      • Beach parties!
      • Nash Hash Olympics!
      • Copious quantities of ICE-COLD BEER!
      • The "ICE BENCH"!!!
      • The "WILLY"!!!
      • The "BOXING POLE"!!!
      • FUN / FUN / FUN!
      • And more...
    Optional Philippines Nash Hash 2007  Activities:
      • TAGAYTAY HIKE at 12noon on Thursday February 15... cost zero (bring your own drinks & food)!
      • RED DRESS BAR-HOP at 6pm on Thursday February 15... cost US$10 with plenty of beer & food & fun!
      • WOLFPACK BAR-HOP at 6pm on Sunday February 18... cost US$10 with copious quantities of beer & food & doggie-style entertainment!
    ***Please register for PINH07 via our website***
     

        
    Optional Tagaytay Hike
    at noon on Thursday February 15
     
    There will be hash hike organized for Thursday February 15 at 12pm
    as a pre-lube for PHILIPPINES NASH HASH 2007.
     
    Start is at the Tagaytay Rotunda on the edge of the Taal Volcano rim.
    The trail will wind down 2000 feet to the Taal Lake and back up again,
    though on a different trail with spectacular vistas.
     
    Regarding footwear, normal running shoes can be used instead of hiking
    boots, no problem at all. Though some of the terrain is difficult,
    February is dry season so the trail will not be dangerous. 
     
    Hiking distance will be around 15km and will take 4 hours in total.
    A minimum of 3 liters of water needed and food to eat at Lake Taal.
     
    There will be plenty of beer at the end for winding down purposes before
    the 45 mins journey to Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel for more
    beer and the official launch party of PHILIPPINES NASH HASH 2007.
     
    Cost is free for the hike... but buy your own food & drinks.
     
    ***Please register via the official website***
     

     
    Optional Red Dress Bar-Hop
    at 6pm on Thursday February 15
     
    There will be RED DRESS BAR-HOP organized for February 15 at 6pm
    along the bars/resorts of Matabungkay Beach.
     
    Start is at Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel... and only those
    wearing red dresses will be allowed to join in this fun event.
     
    Cost is US$10 per hasher and includes copious quantities
    of ice-cold beer and food.
     
    ***Please register via the official website***
     

     
    Optional WOLFPACK Bar-Hop
    at 6pm on Sunday February 18
     
    There will be WOLFPACK HASH bar-hop organized for Sunday
    February 18 at 6pm as the final event of PI NASH HASH 2007
    along the beach bars/resorts of Matabungkay Beach.
     
    Start is at Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel... and all
    open-minded hashers are welcome to join in this event
    with its XXX-rated doggie-style fun.
     
    Cost is US$10 per hasher and includes copious quantities
    of ice-cold beer and food.
     
    ***Please register via the official website***
     
     

     
    Sunday February 18 Hash Olympics

    Organized by our fellow hasher --- Wrong Way --- is a superb
    afternoon of beach fun and games on Sunday February 18.
    Following the morning hash run & circle, and after the
     all-u-can-eat buffet grill luncheon, Wrong Way will take
    charge of multiple teams.
     
    Great prizes will be awarded to the winning teams/individuals.
     
    Following the Hash Olympics, we have beach volleyball...
    then that evening is the optional world-renowned
    WOLFPACK BAR-HOP with its SEXcellent entertainment!
     
    Plus... if all this isn't enough, we have even more fun lined up...
    so hope to see you at Matabungkay Beach!
     

     
        See you at Matabungkay for an awesome time!
     
        We can comfortably accommodate 300 hashers at
        MBRH... so book early to guarantee your room...
        and help make PINH07 the best PI Nash Hash ever.
     
        On-On,
        Proposition!
        GM Matabungkay Hash!
     
    *** Please send any inquiries regarding transportation
    or hotels to inquiry@... not to me.
    I am only the Grand Master, I am not the chief disorganizer.
    That is Rico "Mr. Fix-it" Violeta and the "On-Sex" girls who
    represent the host venue Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel.
     
    Please visit our website for full details of this awesome event:
     

    PHILIPPINES NASH HASH 2007

    STELLAR HASHING IN FUNTASTIC MATABUNGKAY!


    #202 From: "Alice Li" <aliceli44@...>
    Date: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:40 pm
    Subject: Haberdashery's T-shirts On Saleh
    aliceli44
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    The T-shirts of the year of the rooster and year of the dog will be on
    sale from now until they are all gone. Every shirt is only 100NT! I'll
    be at the run this Saturday, December 23rd and also most of Saturdays.
    Just let me know whenever you are interested in getting one of our
    annual T-shirts!
    
    Happy Hour

    #204 From: "Fantasy Fryer Fuck" <taiwantoner@...>
    Date: Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:20 pm
    Subject: January Run Scedule
    taiwantoner
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    Well Hashers, hope you had a nice Christmas and have a fun (and
    safe) upcoming New Years. I also hope that these earthquakes stop, I
    don¡¦t like them so much. Lots of things to talk about for the hash
    these days. We are busy getting things ready for the 2000 run
    celebration, it really isn¡¦t that far away now. We have been
    getting responses from all over the world of hashers coming back for
    it. Make sure you make it part of your plans. If you are looking for
    a good time on New Years, Happy Hour and myself are going to do a
    pub crawl around the Wufu area, come join us. We also have new pub
    cards made up so get yours and before long you will be running for
    free. Ask for one at the next run or come on Sunday on the pub crawl
    and HH will give you one. We gave great sponsors but we need to go
    there more often (ask fucker on the go, Busty paralegal or BBB how
    good the Turkey at Focus was on Monday, and best yet, it was FREE!).
    There are also new schedule cards available, ask at the next run or
    pick them up at a sponsor pub. Our new webiste is starting to look
    good and Stonker Donker has it pretty much up and running now so
    check it out, kaohsiunghash.com
    
    Our run schedule for January is jam packed with great runs. This
    Friday will be the 5th trail for December and will be a great way to
    start the weekend. The run following is one of my favorites, The
    Family Soup Run. Bring a pot of soup, we will supply the spoon. It
    is a potluck and you get to try many kinds of soup. Either way, a
    great time.
    
    Run #1993 Friday, December 29th ¡V Hares: Singing Shithead and easy
    catch BBB.
    Run #1994 Sunday, January 7th ¡V SOUP RUN Hares: FFF and Happy Hour.
    Run #1995 Saturday, January 13th ¡V Hares: Bored Stiff.
    Run #1996 Friday, January 19th ¡V Hares: Bored Stiff and Tripod.
    Run #1997 Saturday, January 27th ¡V Hares: Singing Shithead and LOL
    Run #1998 Saturday, February 3rd ¡V Hares: Singing Shithead
    
    On On
    FFF

    #205 From: "Sean" <sarty316@...>
    Date: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:22 am
    Subject: Run 1993 Friday 29/December - Info
    sarty316
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    Meet at the Grand as Usual 6:30pm
    
    Meet at the start:  Science and Tech Museum Jouru Rd.  From Mintzu Rd.
    When you drive on Joiru Rd towards the Science museum you will see the
    McDonalds.  Take a right here.  There is a parking lot on your left
    side.   Cars pay 30nt, scooters park on the street, free.  We will
    start directly across from the KNS Language School.
    
    Pack should arrive at the Science Museum about 7:20, and be on trail
    by 7:30pm
    
    Finish:  As usual on SSH's Friday night runs we'll be finishing around
    the corner from one of our sponsor pubs!

    #206 From: "Alice Li" <aliceli44@...>
    Date: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:36 pm
    Subject: Soup and scrub brushes
    aliceli44
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    Hello Hashers, at the last mis-management meeting we discussed the need
    to clean up around the stash at the dick and cowboy. Well, this will
    happen after the soup run on January 7th. Any and all help is
    appreciated and unlike cooking of soup, too many cooks can't spoil the
    broth.
    
    Happy Hour

    #207 From: "Alice Li" <aliceli44@...>
    Date: Mon Jan 1, 2007 3:37 am
    Subject: Roast Beef Dinner at Oxford
    aliceli44
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    Every Sunday, starting this one (January 7th), Oxford Music Pub is
    going to do the roast beef dinner. FFF and I have had their roast beef
    for 2 years and both of us will tell you that it was GOOD! The dinner
    will be 450NT with a small mug of beer and no service charge on
    Sundays. For more details, Oxford's phone number is 532-3595.

    #208 From: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
    Date: Mon Jan 1, 2007 2:29 pm
    Subject: File - 2000thRunpdf.pdf
    kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
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    File        : 2000thRunpdf.pdf
    Description : Information RE: Feb 9, 10, 11 2007 KHHH 2000 Run Celebrations

    #209 From: "kaohsiunghash" <kaohsiunghash@...>
    Date: Wed Jan 3, 2007 2:13 am
    Subject: Pre Register for Run 2000
    kaohsiunghash
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    Hashers,
    
    The Mis management committee needs to know if you are planning on
    attending the 2000 run celebrations.
    
    Please reply to Kaohsiunghash@yahoo,com.
    
    You can download the registration from from the files section, or just
    type the following info into the body of the email.
    
    1. Name
    2. Hash Name
    3. Runs you will attend: Friday Feb 9, Saturday Feb 10, Sunday Feb 11
    4.  T-shirt size: s-m-l-xl-2l-3l
    
    The best deall is $1200nt for all three runs, all drinks and food at
    the runs, a 2000th run t-shirt, a patch, a whistle, and a new Hash
    Handbook.
    
    Individual Run Fees: Friday Feb. 9 $300nt
    Saturday Feb. 10 $600nt
    Sunday $500nt/ Kids $150nt
    
    T-shirt: $300nt
    Patch: $100nt
    Handbook: $100nt
    
    We will also be raffling a Garmin GPS Foretex for running.  All you
    have to do is visit all our sponsor pubs on the weekend, get your KHHH
    pub card stamped, and turn it in for the raffle on Sunday's run.  (You
    do not need to be in attendance to win the raffle, but you must turn
    in your card before the Run.)
    
    On-On
    
    SSH

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