Hashers,
Could you please fill out the attached registration
forms, if you are still planning on attending the KHHH
2000 Runs.

SSH
--- Keith Irvine <keith_irvine79@...> wrote:

> Sassaknackers is also planning on being there, Flop
> & Thumper will probably
> manage the family run
>
>
>
> >From: "Asia - Ken Shanks" <ken@...>
> >To: "Rene"
>
<cannonballs@...>,<kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com>
> >Subject: RE: [kaohsiunghash] 2000 Run Celebrations
> >Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2006 10:00:37 -0400
> >
> >Woodpecker and possible Spring Chicken are planning
> to be there. I am
> >working on Piles and Big Spender to be there as
> well.
> >
> >
> >
> >________________________________
> >
> >From: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
> >[mailto:kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of
> Rene
> >Sent: Monday, August 07, 2006 3:37 PM
> >To: kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: [kaohsiunghash] 2000 Run Celebrations
> >
> >
> >
> >Hashers,
> >
> >I am trying to get a thread going which will give
> overseas KHHH
> >Members an idea who is thinking about participating
> in the 2000 Run
> >celebrations.
> >I would like to post the names on the message board
> for everybody to
> >see. Maybe some Hashers are likely to participate
> if they see who will
> >be coming.
> >
> >On,On Cannonballs
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>

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I have updated the run calendar through to near the end of April. If
you want to hare any of these runs it is first come first serve basis.
The best way to to this is post an event on the calendar at the same
time as the run. Anyone can do this, you don't need to be a moderator.
I will then go through and delete my original event listing. You can
also email me, the trailmaster at corytoner@.... Just remember,
I am really busy and really lazy and if someone else signs up before i
update your run you are SOL. So Hares, don't wait for me to ask you to
do a run, get yourself signed up!

On-on
FFF

Looking forward to the Soup Run this Sunday....Ray and I will be
bringing a piping hot pot of hamburger soup (as soon as I get the
recipe from my mother!!)

See ya then,

PDA

This weekend is a great tasting hash run, the soup run. Sunday, 9:00am
at the grand. Hares are FFF, HH and SD. Be there on time as I will pick
up the soups and leave at 9:10 to drop the car and soups off at the
finish. That way you can have nice hot soup ready when you get there.
Also if you don't mind post on here what kind of soup you plan to
bring. All you need is a pot of soup, we will have a couple burners and
all that jazz. I will be making Ham and Corn Chowder this year being
that it is the year of the pig coming up.

As far as helping clean the dick and cowboy, both happy hour and I are
busy after the run. I can help for a while but not long(it won't take
that long). How many people can help? IF you can, let us know. If no
one can we will have to reschedule but it is easiest to do it when we
have so much of the stuff out for the family run. So, post about the
soup and scrub brushes.

on-on
FFF

Hashers,

The Mis management committee needs to know if you are planning on
attending the 2000 run celebrations.

Please reply to Kaohsiunghash@yahoo,com.

You can download the registration from from the files section, or just
type the following info into the body of the email.

1. Name
2. Hash Name
3. Runs you will attend: Friday Feb 9, Saturday Feb 10, Sunday Feb 11
4.  T-shirt size: s-m-l-xl-2l-3l

The best deall is $1200nt for all three runs, all drinks and food at
the runs, a 2000th run t-shirt, a patch, a whistle, and a new Hash
Handbook.

Individual Run Fees: Friday Feb. 9 $300nt
Saturday Feb. 10 $600nt
Sunday $500nt/ Kids $150nt

T-shirt: $300nt
Patch: $100nt
Handbook: $100nt

We will also be raffling a Garmin GPS Foretex for running.  All you
have to do is visit all our sponsor pubs on the weekend, get your KHHH
pub card stamped, and turn it in for the raffle on Sunday's run.  (You
do not need to be in attendance to win the raffle, but you must turn
in your card before the Run.)

On-On

SSH

File        : 2000thRunpdf.pdf
Description : Information RE: Feb 9, 10, 11 2007 KHHH 2000 Run Celebrations

Every Sunday, starting this one (January 7th), Oxford Music Pub is
going to do the roast beef dinner. FFF and I have had their roast beef
for 2 years and both of us will tell you that it was GOOD! The dinner
will be 450NT with a small mug of beer and no service charge on
Sundays. For more details, Oxford's phone number is 532-3595.

Hello Hashers, at the last mis-management meeting we discussed the need
to clean up around the stash at the dick and cowboy. Well, this will
happen after the soup run on January 7th. Any and all help is
appreciated and unlike cooking of soup, too many cooks can't spoil the
broth.

Happy Hour

Meet at the Grand as Usual 6:30pm

Meet at the start:  Science and Tech Museum Jouru Rd.  From Mintzu Rd.
When you drive on Joiru Rd towards the Science museum you will see the
McDonalds.  Take a right here.  There is a parking lot on your left
side.   Cars pay 30nt, scooters park on the street, free.  We will
start directly across from the KNS Language School.

Pack should arrive at the Science Museum about 7:20, and be on trail
by 7:30pm

Finish:  As usual on SSH's Friday night runs we'll be finishing around
the corner from one of our sponsor pubs!

Well Hashers, hope you had a nice Christmas and have a fun (and
safe) upcoming New Years. I also hope that these earthquakes stop, I
don¡¦t like them so much. Lots of things to talk about for the hash
these days. We are busy getting things ready for the 2000 run
celebration, it really isn¡¦t that far away now. We have been
getting responses from all over the world of hashers coming back for
it. Make sure you make it part of your plans. If you are looking for
a good time on New Years, Happy Hour and myself are going to do a
pub crawl around the Wufu area, come join us. We also have new pub
cards made up so get yours and before long you will be running for
free. Ask for one at the next run or come on Sunday on the pub crawl
and HH will give you one. We gave great sponsors but we need to go
there more often (ask fucker on the go, Busty paralegal or BBB how
good the Turkey at Focus was on Monday, and best yet, it was FREE!).
There are also new schedule cards available, ask at the next run or
pick them up at a sponsor pub. Our new webiste is starting to look
good and Stonker Donker has it pretty much up and running now so
check it out, kaohsiunghash.com

Our run schedule for January is jam packed with great runs. This
Friday will be the 5th trail for December and will be a great way to
start the weekend. The run following is one of my favorites, The
Family Soup Run. Bring a pot of soup, we will supply the spoon. It
is a potluck and you get to try many kinds of soup. Either way, a
great time.

Run #1993 Friday, December 29th ¡V Hares: Singing Shithead and easy
catch BBB.
Run #1994 Sunday, January 7th ¡V SOUP RUN Hares: FFF and Happy Hour.
Run #1995 Saturday, January 13th ¡V Hares: Bored Stiff.
Run #1996 Friday, January 19th ¡V Hares: Bored Stiff and Tripod.
Run #1997 Saturday, January 27th ¡V Hares: Singing Shithead and LOL
Run #1998 Saturday, February 3rd ¡V Hares: Singing Shithead

On On
FFF

The T-shirts of the year of the rooster and year of the dog will be on
sale from now until they are all gone. Every shirt is only 100NT! I'll
be at the run this Saturday, December 23rd and also most of Saturdays.
Just let me know whenever you are interested in getting one of our
annual T-shirts!

Happy Hour

Start:  Big Temple just off of highway ten heading towards Morrison.

Finish: Same place as the start

Distance: 3.5km

hares:  SSH and Shandy Claus

3rd Timers Named:
Kharunisa named Crash Course Counselor

Becky named Natural Orgasm

Highlights:
Short trail through the bush.
Due to extreme stupidity on the part of SSH, FFF was able to make his
first catch on the KHHH.
HBB was shagging Motorcycle Mama at the start, and finish.
Shandy Claus, a hare, had to follow FFF to the finish, because he
never saw the trail until he was running it, and he got tagged by our
Fat Friendly Friend!

Hashits:
Busty Paralegal retained the Ladies Hashit for her three weak nominations.

I can't remeber who got the men's hashit!  But FFF should have if he
didn't.

Hi everyone, some great hashing been going on lately with a
fantastic champagne breakfast run and a then the Christmas Family
run last weekend. Thanks again to Spam for cooking the turkeys and
making gravy and stuffing. We have some more great runs coming up in
the next bit as December is a busy one on our schedule.

Run # 1990 - Saturday, December 9th Hares: Singing Shit Head and
Shandy Klaus This run will be shorter than usual for people who want
to attend ABB and JJ¡¦s wedding.

Run #1991 ¡V Friday, December 15th Hares: Flying Pizza and ???. Pizza¡¦
s B-day run.

Run #1992 ¡V Saturday, December 23rd Hares: Stonker Donker and PDA.

Run # 1993 ¡V Friday, December 29th Hares: Singing Shit Head and ???

Run # 1994 ¡V Sunday, January 7th SOUP RUN Hares: NO HARES YET! If
you can hare this run please sign up on the Web site or contact me
FFF.

Have a great Christmas everyone!
On-On
FFF

Run Report for #1989

Name: A little bit of everything- Family X-mass Run

Hares:  SSH, FFF, FS

Start:  Goose Temple (named after my dog Goose, who got lost on Trail
and was waiting at the start when we got back from the car run) Just
off of highway 1 near Gangshan.

Finish: Honey-man Temple named after the drunken Taiwanese Santa who
was giving out honeybees and honey, as well as fruit at the finish.

Trail: Strollers 4km – only two hashers
	 Walkers 5.8km – about 25 hashers
	 Runners 10km – about 6 hahsers.

MMB and Francis (Magical Howler) were the first into the finish just
minutes after SSH, followed by a gaggle of walkers about 15 minutes
later.  The runners were a fair ways behind, due to the extra long
runners loop laid down by SSH.  70+ year old BOF led the way, busting
most checks, and bleeding from his leg as he ran in.

3rd Timers Named:  Simon Ward – QPR (Quick Prophylactic Retriever)

			 Eric Lu – Graphic Phobia

			 Francis Potter – Magical Howler

Hashits:  JJ nominated PPP for her potty mouth for the Ladies Hashit.

	 ABB nominated MMB for his parenting skills and being an   inspiration
to us all for the men's Hashit.

Highlights:
- the Honey man giving out honeybees, fruit and cheer at the finish.
- DDC giving himself a dd for finishing in his backyard

Special Thanks To:

1. Spamm Jammer, who is unable to run, and Wandering Wino who roasted
the turkeys for the hash.  They were very delicious.
2. Bad Yeast Rising for opening the D&C and preparing the mashed
potatoes and getting set up.
3. FFF for prying himself away from the DD's to go pick up the food
from Spammy's and help get the Dick ready.  He also brought a
container of the food to Tainan for yours truly (SSH) so I wouldn't
miss out on the turkey dinner.
4. Happy Hour for driving FFF around and helping out at the Dick.

This will be a short (5km??) run out near Guan Ing Shan.

Meet as usaul at 1:00pm at the Grand.

Hares are Shandy Klaus, coming down from Suao, and SSH.

We will be back at the grand by 4:30pm, allowing the Hash to attend ABB and JJ's
wedding
reception.

Neither of our two "volunteers" showed up!  They missed out on a great trail and
some
great food!

--- In kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com, "ray neary" <rayjneary@...> wrote:
>
> I volunteer to catch the hares, eat the bird, and then pass out.
>
> Stonker Donker
>
>
> On 11/26/06, Fantasy Fryer Fuck <taiwantoner@...> wrote:
> >
> >   Now that our hangovers have subsided from the champagne run, it is time
> > to start talking Turkey. Roast Turkey for that matter! This Sunday Dec.
> > 3 will be our annual Christmas Family Run, always a good time and good
> > food. Following the trail, hared by singing shit head and FFF, everyone
> > will go to the dick and cowboy for dinner prepared by the hash. The
> > menu will include of course turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, dressing
> > and salads. Please let me know if you are attending so I have an idea
> > of how much food to organize. I would also appreciate volunteers to
> > help cook, bring a salad, or just help with the cleanup because both of
> > the hares will have to leave from the finish to go to class. E-mail me
> > at either taiwantoner@... <taiwantoner%40yahoo.com> or even better,
> > corytoner@... <corytoner%40hotmail.com>.
> > Call me at 0926138585.
> >
> >
> >
>

File        : 2000thRunpdf.pdf
Description : Information RE: Feb 9, 10, 11 2007 KHHH 2000 Run Celebrations

I want to help in the catching of the hares too!
Turkey coma sounds great!
--- ray neary <rayjneary@...> wrote:

> I volunteer to catch the hares, eat the bird, and
> then pass out.
>
> Stonker Donker
>
>
> On 11/26/06, Fantasy Fryer Fuck
> <taiwantoner@...> wrote:
> >
> >   Now that our hangovers have subsided from the
> champagne run, it is time
> > to start talking Turkey. Roast Turkey for that
> matter! This Sunday Dec.
> > 3 will be our annual Christmas Family Run, always
> a good time and good
> > food. Following the trail, hared by singing shit
> head and FFF, everyone
> > will go to the dick and cowboy for dinner prepared
> by the hash. The
> > menu will include of course turkey, mashed
> potatoes, gravy, dressing
> > and salads. Please let me know if you are
> attending so I have an idea
> > of how much food to organize. I would also
> appreciate volunteers to
> > help cook, bring a salad, or just help with the
> cleanup because both of
> > the hares will have to leave from the finish to go
> to class. E-mail me
> > at either taiwantoner@...
> <taiwantoner%40yahoo.com> or even better,
> > corytoner@... <corytoner%40hotmail.com>.
> > Call me at 0926138585.
> >
> >
> >
>




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Now that our hangovers have subsided from the champagne run, it is time
to start talking Turkey. Roast Turkey for that matter! This Sunday Dec.
3 will be our annual Christmas Family Run, always a good time and good
food. Following the trail, hared by singing shit head and FFF, everyone
will go to the dick and cowboy for dinner prepared by the hash. The
menu will include of course turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, dressing
and salads. Please let me know if you are attending so I have an idea
of how much food to organize. I would also appreciate volunteers to
help cook, bring a salad, or just help with the cleanup because both of
the hares will have to leave from the finish to go to class. E-mail me
at either taiwantoner@... or even better, corytoner@....
Call me at 0926138585.

Run# 1985 and 1986

Family Weekend

Yuen Lin township and Tien Wei township Taichung County

Start: At a temple near CBS' Mum's place

Finish : At a temple near CBS' Mum's place

Trail: 7 km

Hashers: Shandy Claus, PDA,Stonker Donker,CBS, NTBH, BS, FP,LOL, PPP, Vicky,
Fish Stick,
First timer's Becky and Lao Wu. I am sorry if I missed you but it's been a
while.

Highlights: we drank rice wine prepared by CBS' Grandma. NTBH and CBS got
caught. Long
Down Down session puntuated with sillines and beer!

Can't remember much else will try to do this sooner next time I guess!

Hey Hashers,

NTBH and I are ready for a great run on Saturday, hope we have lots of
hashers out for it, it's the last run for some, and we have a few
special occasions going on, not to mention of course the CHAMPAGNE and
BREAKFAST! On a side note, I am slowly getting the new website up,
please check it out at www.kaohsiunghash.com, we will have important
info posted there, a photo gallery and we are working on a new
calendar, so check it out. ON ON to Saturday!

Stonker Donker

Run 1987 B.S.B.P. Run #2

Hares:  Boerd Stiff and Singing Shit Head

Start: Parking lot behind Kaoshiung County Recreation Association,
between Chen Gong Hospital and Baseball Stadium

Finish: Bali Q Garden Restaurant on Yihua Rd.

Trail: 9.5km

Hashers: BS, SSH,PDA,SD, Tuna, NTBH, BOF, FS, 3 first timers, BBB,BD,
2 second timers.

Highlights:  Twisting Trail through graveyards, rice paddies,
abandoned houses, alleyways.
- Stonker, looking for his third catch got completly lost and had to
run home to use the phone to find out where we finished.
- The hares lost BOF on the car run and didn'trealize he was missing.
  He parked 200m from the start, and ran around the baseball stadium
until finally running into the pack, who of course were off trail!
- Upon reaching the finish Fishstick walked within 5 meters of the
hares who were in his line of sight out in the open and continued on
past them
- 2nd timer Eric and first timer Fiona, walked around the baseball
stadium three times looking for trail, they also got scared in the
graveyard and decided to turn back, the hares found them at the start
on the car run.
- First timer Ian ran the whole 9.5km in a pair of Flipflops!
- Boered Stiff, being it was his Birhtday run bought copious amounts
of Tiger beer for down-downs, and then treated the entire hash
(including STT, and CBS who came just for the d-ds') to a very good
feed of Taiwanese food at the Bali Q outdoor restaurant.
- BOF was pretty wasted, and I think he didn't remember where he
parked his car.

Hashits: PDA gave the ladies hashit to Stonker Donker.
BS gave the men's hashit to Fishstick

We still have no hares signed up for some runs that are fast
approaching. The Christmas run on Sun Dec 3rd is still hareless, I and
possibly SH can do it if no one steps up this is less than ideal as we
both have class in Tainan at 1! We also need hares for Sat. Dec 23rd
and the soup run on jan 7th. Phone or email me, or just sign up on the
web page if you can do one of these runs.
on-on
FFF

Dear Hares,

As discussed at the recent Mis Management meeting, all hares are now
required to submit a RUN REPORT for the run they have hared.  This is
retroactive to the beginning of November, 2006.  There are two,
sometimes, three hares for each run so decide amongst yourselves who
will write the report and post it here.

Basic Format is as Follows:
Subject Line: Run Report KHHH Run # 1234



Body:
Name of Run, Hares, Distance in KM or Miles, Start of the Run, Finish
of the Run, Highlights of the Trail, Special Down-downs, and
Milestones(if you can remember).  This info is required, any other
info you want to add is up to you.

Take a look at some of the run reports that were done years ago for
ideas on what was done in the past. Go to the links tab and check for
run reports.

This will only take you as long as it took me to write this
email....about 5 mins!

Thanks.

On-on.

SSH

File        : 2000thRunpdf.pdf
Description : Information RE: Feb 9, 10, 11 2007 KHHH 2000 Run Celebrations

Hey everyone, what a great time last night on the Halloween pub
crawl. Some great costumes, good down downs and lots of beer. All
good things. This is the run schedule for November; we have some
great trails coming up. Almost every run this month is a special
event. The family weekend away will be a fantastic time in a new
area for the KHHH. Bored Stiff and SHH will be marking trail and
celebrating BS¡¦s birthday on the 17th. The last run of the month is
the Champagne breakfast run, always one of the best runs we do!

November 4th, Run #1984. Hares: Happy Hour, PDA and FFF.

November 11th & 12th, Family Weekend Away. Runs 1985 &1986. Hares:
CBS & NTBH.

November 17th, Run 1987. Hares: Bored Stiff and Singing Shithead.

November 25th, Champagne Breakfast Run. Hares: NTBH and Stonker
Donker.

December 3rd, Christmas Run. Run 1989. Hares: NO HARES YET!!


Most of the December runs do not have hares. Sign up on the web site
or give me a call if you can do one of these.

On On
FFF

I have created a hash directory under the "database" tab of the menu.

Please voluntarily enter your information so those hashers that
constantly lose their phone, and with it all their contact
information, can recover at least some of their lost numbers!

Click on "database", click on "telephone directory", and then click on
"add contact", enter you Name, Hash Name, email, and phone number(s).

SSH