Hey Hashers,
The Chiayi Marathon will take place in (you guessed it) Chiayi City and county
on December 27th (Sunday)  I will be doing a group signup if anyone wants to
join in one of the following races.
7.5km - 200nt 8:00am Start
21km - 500nt 6:30 am Start
Marathon  - 700nt 6:30 am Start

Let me know by Monday (November 30th), and then send by email or give me a copy
of your ARC that night if you want to attend.
The course is really beautiful, and if you want to see a little bit of Chiayi
it's worth the run!

Sean will be doing the Marathon and I will be doing the 7.5km run, and his
parents will be there to watch and take photos.

Peggy and Sean

Hey Hashers,
The Chiayi Marathon will take place in (you guessed it) Chiayi City and county
on December 27th (Sunday)  I will be doing a group signup if anyone wants to
join in one of the following races.
7.5km - 200nt 8:00am Start
21km - 500nt 6:30 am Start
Marathon  - 700nt 6:30 am Start

Let me know by Monday (November 30th), and then send by email or give me a copy
of your ARC that night if you want to attend.
The course is really beautiful, and if you want to see a little bit of Chiayi
it's worth the run!

Sean will be doing the Marathon and I will be doing the 7.5km run, and his
parents will be there to watch and take photos.

Peggy and Sean

The Christmas Run on Sunday December 6th will be followed by a Turkey Dinner.You
must sign up for the dinner by Monday November 30th. Please send me a mail or
text if you want the dinner.
Hairy F.

Hello fellow Hashers! Ass and LOL have been feverishly scouting trail this past
week and have managed to come up with a fantastic trail. This trail is scooter
friendly(a 20 min ride) so let's meet at the Grand Hotel at 1pm and have some
fun!

Both Jasmine's and the Galley are doing turkey dinner on Thursday night for
American Thanksgiving. The prices will be around 500 NTD. Please go and support
our sponsor pubs more!

There will be no Beer with the Head this week due to conditions beyond my
control. I'm deep in the wells of beautiful Thiland searching for the unknown.
Will the Head take an Elephant ride ?
Am I buying or tiping heavy here in Thiland? No, not after last weeks out of
control Beer with the Head.

See you the first week in December and we will wander somewhere in North
Kaohsiung for yes another" Beer with the Head" ICE COLD !!

Maybe I will buy you a beer, maybe not,  don't even count on it !!
BBB

Hey Hashers,
If any of you are interested in attending the Fun Fair at KAS this Saturday
November 21st I have 8 tickets available.  The cost at the door is only 50nt,
but the PTA has also given each teacher 10 tikcets.
International food, games, dance and music performances starting from 10am to
3pm, lots and lots of good door prizes to be given away as well.  It's a fun
time especially if you have kids.  If you want a ticket let me know.  I'll be on
the hash tonight so if you're there I can give you the tickets.  If you want to
just come on Saturday, give me a ring and I'll come out to the front gate to
give you the tickets.

Sean Sartison

Hey Hash,
That's right it's Spammy and Singing time again!  Join us for the third
installment of our "necklace" run!  We will meet at the park where Spammy and I
last finished.  The park is located just off of Mintzu Rd near the B and Q. 
Coming from Dollars; when you arrive at the lights at B and Q take a left turn. 
You will pass the fire station on your left and in 100m you will see the park on
your left where we will start.

Meet at the Grand at 7:30pm, or be at the start park by 7:50pm.  The hares will
be off by 8:10pm.

Flashlights (torches) or headlamps are highly recommended.

The finish.... as usual is just around the corner from one of our sponsor pubs!

What better to jump start your cool weekend in Kaohsiung than with a Run /Walk
with the Kaohsiung Hash House Harriers.
This week our weekend run will be on Friday night, 20 Nov 2009.
The Hares will be Spam Jammer and Singing Shit Head.
They will take us far into the night to many beautiful sites. sounds and smells.
We meet at the Grand Hotel at 7:30 PM. We leave the Grand no later than 7:35 -
7:40 PM.
Hey watch the website for more infor about the Friday night run!
See you at the start !
BBB
0936358675

Hey Hash, as usually the Head forgot this week we have not 1 but 2 special Long
time Hashers in Town.
No, you have to show up too see who they are, Thank you Happy Hour !!
Maybe the Head will buy you an ICE COLD Beer if you can identify them, MAYBE NOT
!!
This week we will visit FOCUS Pub on Wufu Rd.
We will meet at 9PM, Wed, 18 Nov !!
Focus always is a good place for some fun and games.
Yes, ICE COLD Tiger BEER on Tap for only 100 NT.
Take care and see you there !!
Maybe you will get a Free one, maybe not !!
See you there!
BBB
0936358675

You forgot to mention the surprise/special guests!

--- In kaohsiunghash@yahoogroups.com, "JoeR" <jroshinko@...> wrote:
>
> Hey Hash, what better way to take a break than to have a couple of ICE COLD
BEERS at one of our sponser Pubs.
> This week we will visit FOCUS Pub on Wufu Rd.
> We will meet at 9PM, Wed, 18 Nov !!
> Focus always is a good place for some fun and games.
> Yes, ICE COLD Tiger BEER on Tap for only 100 NT.
> Take care and see you there !!
> Maybe you will get a Free one, maybe not !!
> See you there!
> BBB
> 0936358675
>

Hey Hash, what better way to take a break than to have a couple of ICE COLD
BEERS at one of our sponser Pubs.
This week we will visit FOCUS Pub on Wufu Rd.
We will meet at 9PM, Wed, 18 Nov !!
Focus always is a good place for some fun and games.
Yes, ICE COLD Tiger BEER on Tap for only 100 NT.
Take care and see you there !!
Maybe you will get a Free one, maybe not !!
See you there!
BBB
0936358675

If anyone wants to go to ToLiu on Saturday, please let me know. There are two
confirmed but no cars yet. At the moment we are going by train.

From today until the end of the month of November
A Large Pint of Draught Guinness is only $180 NT at The Lighthouse.

You won't find a better deal on Guinness anywhere !!!

Also, for every 2 Pints you buy you WILL win either;
a Guinness Key Chain
a Guinness Baseball Cap
a FREE shooter
a FREE Sandwich
a coupon to buy an additional Pint for only $120
or
a coupon to buy 3 Pints and get 1 FREE

Again , that's A LARGE PINT OF DRAUGHT GUINNESS for ONLY $180 NT, now till the
end of November.

Brett
The Lighthouse
#239 Fuguo Road
Tso Ying District
559-2614.

KHHH-Kenting Weekend:



As seen through the eyes of a visiting member ( Colon Howl-TH3)-



Well having arrived early with half my faced licked off by Eddy on the drive
down, having listened to Vaseline Thighs go on and on and on about anything and
everything, and also being subject to C*NTY Loads Thai mafia conversations….I
was ready to run. The KHHH crew assembled, rooms checked into, dogs licked
asses, dogs crapped, dogs put into strollers ( absolutely ridiculous by the way)
all seemed like we were ready to blast off. But of course we had to meander down
to the bar first for a pint before the run and on the way we were passed by
Nipplicious and Wheely F'ed Up who were off to the beach to "snorkel" as they
put it, I just hope Wheely and Nipplicious practiced "safe snorkeling" as any
offspring from those two might just be a little weird.

We arrived at the bar to find The Dirty Dick double fisting, VT complaining
about drinking so early, and everyone else enjoying a morning pint. As soon as I
saw the  Hermaphrodite gaze across the bar and ask FFF if he would like to share
a beer, I knew it was time to leave.

We finally herded into the vehicles and started our drive to the run site, 1:45
mins later we were there. Everyone was off loaded and noticeably suffering
car-lag from the trip. And what else than a cold beer could cure that, so once
again a few were had!



At long last the HARES were off being saluted by the Dirty Dick who climbed up a
tower  and was reprimanded by FFF in a very stern-like fathering voice, " Dick,
get the F*CK down from there!"



In a few minutes the pack took off and gave chase. Well it wasn't but 300m and
there was a huge cluster Fu*ck at the river. All the KHHH Male –members forgot
to take their testosterone shots and were very put off by actually going into a
river. A.S.S finally went in but only because he tripped looking at his
reflection in the water. VT and Colon Howl showed how it was done and were
actually being followed by a woman (----- Twit?) Undoubtedly she was on the
man-hunt and unknowingly went straight forward  drooling at the TH3's
bare-chested hunks. I was thinking finally I may get some action out the KHHH
Nuns, I mean hashettes.

The river fiasco turned out to be just that as  we entered the wrong way ( a
problem I hoped to be having later on in the evening) and the trail was finally
figured out and we hit the pavement.



This is where A.S.S put it into high gear, he smelled Stroller Rubber and was
off like a shot not t o be seen again by any real Hashers. Our trail went up and
down some great farm land and criss-crossed the roads until we emerged onto the
main road again with the  base of a temple in the distance. To no one's surprise
A.S.S almost got caught on the Stroller's Trail as he was stopped dead in his
tracks by his reflection again in a shop window.



Prince of A-Labia, VT and Colon Howl were running for the finish when they
reached a fork in the road. VT and The Prince went through the bush and up, CH
spotted some local ladies and headed off to try his luck as the KHHH ladies
continued to pay him no attention. Well the local ladies had about 4 teeth each,
their boobs hung down to their belts and the smelled like trash, a perfect fit
for CH! But they as well wanted nothing to do with him.



Finally I found my way up the hill, only to walk in on A.S.S and Labia hitting
each other with their purses and arguing over who was first in ?

We hopped into the car with ( your GM?) and went to pick up the return vehicles,
we were treated to lovely self indulgent GM speech on the amazing markings on
this trail. So amazing that said GM blew right past the run start and had to
reverse it up the hill.



Down downs..As I am quickly learning KHHH emulates a JR.High School dance. Boys
on one side, girls on the other. I am thinking of adopting Eddy's approach to
the KHHH ladies and just walking up behind them and sticking my slobbering mouth
in their ass. They don't seem to mind Eddy, so why not me?

Some great down downs, A.S.S for sprinting the Strollers trail, D D of D for
short cutting himself to a longer run, FFF refusing to man up and drink from his
new shoe, Dr.Creampie as a virgin Hare (well done!), Twit for saying " Colon
Howl got me all wet", and many more…



But the irony on this day had to be the name I received " Dirty Rodriguez" which
defined is..



Dirty Rodriguez - This is considered the cousin of the dirty Sanchez. It
involves a man having anal sex with their partner and taking out their penis
sliding it across their partner's upper lip making a Mexican looking mustache.



Ironic, yes…as you can read from above account of the day I have not engaged in
any sexual activity with any member of the KHHH, I believe that in future runs
this name needs to be justified. Just come speak to me ( D.R) and we can work
something out.



KHHH….thanks for a great weekend and here's to many more!!!



Colon Howl..aka Dirty Rodriguez

This weeks run will be on Sat afternoon. We will meet at the Grand hotel at 1PM.
The Hares will be "Not too Bright and the Hairy Falker".
These two Hares will lead the Hash to a beautiful trail somewhere in or near
Kaohsiung that you will never forget !
What better way to spend a Saturday than with a Run or Walk with the Hash. And
as always there will be Water, Soda, snacks and ICE COLD BEER at the start and
end of the day.Ha, and yes many funny thing in between.
Hey, see you at the start !
BBB
0936358675

Saturday's Hash will be hared by Hairy F. and Not too bright Hermaphrodite. Meet
at the grand at 1:00. We will leave by 1:15 and hope to be on trail by 2. The
car run to the start is scooter friendly.