Run Number 2081
Date: Friday July 4th 2008
Hares: Thong Fondler and Nipplicious (Oooh.....sounds dirty!)
Length: Runners 6.0
Walkers 5.2

After a lonely meeting at the Grand, (thanks to Spammy, Wino, and BS
for dropping by to keep me company!) a large (for a Friday) group of
hashers met on the roof of Dollars department store. Co hare Thong
Fondler arrived a little late in a cab, having left a beer stocked
car at the finish, Nips got lost on the way to the washroom, and then
almost strangled herself with her handbag (though not the one BS
waxed poetic about earlier thus week), but eventually the two hares
made it off into the falling darkness, not to be seen again until the
very dark finish! (Whew!) The original name of the trail
was "Nipples, Thongs, and a smile in the dark", to pay homage to the
very sexy hares, and the fireflies that awaited at the finish for
those hashers who were going slowly enough to see them. However, due
to circumstances which occured later, I've changed the name for the
purpose of this write up.

After a trail that wound it's way through the newer part of town,
hashers found themselves at a pretty finish next to a small pond. So
pretty, in fact, that NTBH and CBS remembered having their wedding
photos taken there recently. (ah, the joys of being an English
teacher. I always know which "there" to use)

In the absence of our respected head, Grandmaster Bored Stiff led the
down downs. The Woman's hashit was carried by Friendly Pick Up, who
despite being a little confused by the rules, came up with 3 good
nominations. Hare Nipplicious was nominated for her disorganized
start in a flurry of lost cards and chalk, Pretty Pussy Pony went
down for misreading the "smile" in the run's title as "Simple" (how
special!) and to No Small Bananas who is moving to Bali in a few
weeks, (Insert jealous comment here, Happy Hour!)so it may have been
her last run. A very deserving Nipplicious took the prize, and with
it a drink. Men's Hashit carrier Man's Best Friend came up with only
one nomination, but it was such a good one that it didn't matter. It
seems that after the run, B.S. took off his shirt, and MBF was
transfixed by his exposed "Soft Juicy Flesh", a phrase which was
joyfully chanted by hashers many, many times over the course of the
evening.

Several hashers tried to nominate the hares for poor marking, but
were dismissed as weak. Nominations for not bringing enough beer
stuck, however. (In our defense, we had no idea so many people would
turn up for a lowly Friday run) The two hares had only 6 runs
experience between them,(though no shortage of other experience) and
would have drunk together, if Thong Fondler hadn't disappeared.

An interesting new use for watermelon was brought up by Pussy Puck.
It seems that it's not only good for soaking up Vodka, it's got some
other hidden talents. Tuna may find that the next time he brings
watermelon on a hash, it disappears very quickly.

Friendly Pick Up and Private Shit Blower got busted for canoodling at
the finish, and Friendly P also drank for being less than friendly on
trail with Pretty Pussy Pony. The two have finally moved into town
and out of Ping Dong. There goes the neighborhood!

Man's Best Friend celebrated a milestone with 25 run patch. (That's
in six months! At this rate, she'll rival Tuna.... In about ten
years) She was one-upped by Nipplicious who made it to 50. Nips had
her thunder stolen by Bombastic Belly Bumper, who celebrated 125
runs. However, their parade was rained on by BS, with a soft, juicy
225 runs. The fantastic four celebrated in the best way they knew
how... with beer, of course.

It's always nice to see a few less-than-regulars out, and an
appearance by Seimen's Hornblower, the Beacon, and Little Sailor was
enjoyed by all. No Small Bananas and Shoeless Shiester also made a
last appearance before departing for Bali, SS was made to drink for
running fast, but getting lost.

Magical Mastifbater drank for his unfortunate choice of footwear,
Three Americans (Spammy, Wandering Wino,and BBB) drank for the fourth
of July, and Not Too Bright was excited about his Oppor -TUNA- tee to
take over his old role of Brewmeister when Tuna is absent next week.
Fishstick was made to to drink for the Germany's sad defeat in the
Euro Cup. Oddly enough, he was nominated by one who's team didn't
even make it to the finals.

A passerby asked if the hash was a church group, and if BS was our
preacher. (I'd be a bit afraid for the choirgirls) Pass around that
holy water Tuna, and I nominate ET for a baptism in the pond!

On On to a visit from the Pizza Man!

~Nips~