RUN # 2045
Date: November 16, 2007
"Borat Stiff's Birthday / Pussy Galore Run"

Runners - 7KM
Walkers - 6.5KM

HARES: Bored Stiff and Singing Shit Head

START: Buddhist Temple on the canal in old FengShan

FINISH: 400 meters down the canal on the old city wall

HIGHLIGHTS:

- The Hares pieced together a great little trail through countless
winding alleyways. Whoever was in attendance was treated to a
plethora of sights and highlights of the old section of FengShan.

- The ladies Hashit was retained by Sexy Safari, simply because she
didn't have a good nomination otherwise. The men's Hashit changed
hands from originally Flying Pizza to South Paw Pussy, but SPP lost
it, gained it, lost it, and... well, by the end of the evening, he
caught on that keepin' on eye on the Hashit is pretty much
tradition. Not caring about the protocol is pretty much an offense,
so drink he did.

- Tuna, much to the surpise of SSH, was in quiet mode for the Down
Downs. Eventually, he awoke to make a nomination about the great
turn out of over 20 Hashers. Perhaps his math was off, for there
weren't that many, but any nomination from Tuna is a good one.

- Second timer Jim from Virinia was given, in a rare break from
tradition, a Hash name and a life-time membership to the KHHH. He
will forever be known on the Kaohsiung Hash as Big Wet Prick (and not
Big Red Prick, nor Big White Prick, as he was mistakenly called
throughout the evening).

- The long-awaited return of SSH and Spam Jammer finally came. Both
cornerstones of the KHHH, most would agree that they shouldn't go so
long between runs. Priorities, priorities, priorities...

- For some, Freakin' Feminine Fucker's talkative nature was
reminiscent of other female members of the Hash. Apparently he was
just chatting away about this and that, to the chagrin of South Paw
Pussy.

- Second timer Lindsey nominated Spinal Tap since no one else had.
Little did she know that no one nominates him because he is better
left in the corner. She also nominated Fish Stick because he stuck
ice in her shoe, which is apparently an ol' country come on to those
frigid German fraulines.

- Finally, Fish Stick, who apparently couldn't clearly see if the
mark below him was a left turn or a right turn, took a nose dive to
the concrete to get closer. Unfortunately, upon doing so,
overextended his tendon and is out for a few weeks. Get well quick,
Fish Stick.

On On...

The Hash Scribe,
Spinal Tap