RUN # 1994
Date: Sunday, 7 January 2007
Name: Thatcher's fruit of the loom soup run".
Runners - KM 5.2 Km
Walkers - KM 7.2 Km


HARES: Happy Hour, Fantasy Fryer Fuck and StonkerDonger

HARRIERS:

HARRIETS:

START: Basketball Temple. Finish at a small temple off RT# 183.

FIRST TIMERS: None

SECOND TIMERS: (Welcome) Reese

THIRD TIMERS: Rowaunda loves big things so she will be forever now
as: "No Small Bananas" and Harrison will be known as" Flirtatious
Pharaoh" because that little guy was born in Egypt and loves the
lady's.

WELCOME BACKS: ABB and Jolly Jumper

LADIE'S HASHIT NOMINATIONS BY: Thong Fondler"
SHH – For Losing Thong Fondler on Trail and
A "Bad Trail"
Double Boogie – Something about a being a Born Loser ??
WINNER –Double Boogie

MEN'S HASHIT NOMINATIONS BY: StonkerDonker
Happy Hour – Poor Markings and Losing cars on the car run
Spam Jammer - For showing up at the Finish only and drinking a
Taiwan Beer
Fishstick – For growing something under his nose while on Vacation
and looking like a "Porn Star"
WINNER – The new Porn star "Fishstick


RELIGIOUS ADVICE BY: None




GENERAL PENALTIES:

BBB for being the new guy that takes note of Downs Downs
FFF for StonkerDonker - for not scouting the trail before the run
ET for MMB - Welcome back
BBB for Anal Navigator - for spending so much time preparing the
Clam Chowder
Spam Jammer for A.N. for being present at the Hash
StonkerDonker for PDA – Getting lost on trail, for ever!!
BushBorar for ABB and JollyJumprer – Good luck Marriage and for ever
hold your peace!!
FFF – Himself for putting the run together and naming the run.
FFF – For all Hashers going to the PI for the International Hash Run
Spam Jammer for Fishsticks for the new Mustache, Derrick Dick Porn
star look a like, On On!!!
FFF for Thong Fondler for No Promised Computer parts
FFF for Thong Fondler for wanting to be called "Paradise"
FFF for Thong Fondler for abusing his legs on trail
Tuna for Himself for a "New Year Beer"
ABB for Spam Jammer and MMB for the "Lumpiest guys on the Hash.
SSH for BBB- 25+25+25= 75 Runs
E.T. For MMB having his are around E.T.
FishStick for Maxie Gold Fish, Mini Whale for trying to steal
Hatchet.
STT – Thirsty
FFF for PDA – Thirsty
ABB for MMB and SpamJammer for Limping on the Hash
FFF and BBB Double – War Flashbacks by the Army Base??
Spam for Fishstick for being a Sexy guy
ABB for JollyJumper for Abusing the Temple!!!

Other: Great Soup Run on Sunday.

Everybody could not wait to get to the soup as Fish Hooks soup was
being eaten by Thong Fondler before it was even ready.
All the soups were great and Anal Nav, that New England Clam Chower,
OH, Fantastic !!


FAREWELLS: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2000 Run weekend, Please fill out the form so we know who will
attend and what days. Also need a tee-Shirt count and size.
Three runs, food, T-Shirt and a Patch for only 1200NT.

TRAIL MASTER:
Sat, 13 Jan 2007 (1995)

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