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PI NASH HASH 2007 |
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M a t a b u n g k a y H a s h H o u s e H a r r i e r s |
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December E-Zine
On-On Hashers...
CHEAP FLIGHTS TO THE PHILIPPINES ABOUND...
SO BOOK YOUR CHEAP FLIGHT TO THE PHILIPPINES
AND COME ON OVER TO ONE OF THE
BEST HASH EVENTS... EVER!
PHILIPPINES IS ONE OF THE
SEX CAPITALS OF THE WORLD...
For those males in need of a screw or two,
go to Angeles City on your way to/from Matabungkay.
Alternatively, we are arranging for twenty
freelance girlies to be at PI Nash Hash 2007...
these girlies are sexperts in all kinds of
stress-relief techniques... at bargain rates too!
WHEN NOT OTHERWISE OCCUPIED... THE GIRLIES
WILL PROBABLY BE IN THE GRAND MASTER'S ROOM!!!
***For female hashers in need of a good romping,
guys with long johnsons can be arranged at short notice
(or is that short johnsons at long notice)
to satisfy your every sexual whim!***
TENTS...
SOME RUSTIC HASHERS (NOTABLY HEAD GASKET,
TAIPAN & LAMB BUTT) HAVE BEEN ASKING IF THEY
CAN PITCH TENTS DURING THIS EVENT.
MY RESPONSE --- AS THE GM BUT NOT AS THE
HEAD GROUNDS KEEPER OF MBRH --- IS YES!
THOUGH A NOMINAL "PITCHING FEE" MAY
BE CHARGED BY MBRH.
19 COUNTRIES REPRESENTED...
So far we have hashers signed up from...
Philippines
Jordan
Indonesia
Bangladesh
USA
Korea
Qatar
Thailand
Singapore
PNG
Malaysia
UK
Australia
Macau
Ireland
Oman
Japan
Hong Hong
Cambodia
If your country is not yet listed... come on over!
"Hello Guam... are you guys coming? And China,
what about you guys? Not to mention Vietnam?
Hello... Hello... Hello!!!"
The official website for
Philippines Nash Hash 2007
is accepting reservations at:
Hashers can go to this website and register for
Philippines Nash Hash 2007...
just click on the "REGISTER NOW!" link
and follow the easy instructions.
At this stage we are on course to hit our target
of 300 hashers attending PINH07...
so do not delay in making your reservation as
this will be one of the most awesome hash events ever!
Philippines Nash Hash 2007 is mega great value...
included in the price of US$50 is:
And more... To avail of the US$50 (P2,500) early-bird fee
you must be registered by December 31, 2006.
Registrations from January 1, 2007
are US$60 (P3,000).
Payment of the registration fee can be made at the event
if you are coming from overseas (not Malaysia).
If you are coming from Malaysia please pay in
advance to Lakhbir "Chicken Shit" Singh or Muru.
For Philippines residents please pay your deposit of P500
(US$10) to me before December 31 and pay the balance
at the event... just register first.
And remember to book your accommodation
early to get the room of your choice... via
Room rates at the host venue
--- Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel (MBRH) ---
start from less than US$10 (P500) per person per night
(based on sharing).
Full details at
If this is still not cheap enough for you,
please send an e-mail to the ON-SEX girls at
who will direct you to alternative "Cheap Charlie"
accommodation less than 1km from MBRH.
If you or your group require transportation from
CLARK / MANILA AIRPORT or wherever
please send an e-mail to the ON-SEX girls at
who will arrange transportation
to bring you to Matabungkay.
We need 7-8 "FUNNY" skits for part of the Saturday evening
entertainment so please register your group with me at
Full details for Philippines Nash Hash 2007 are on the website including the full schedule of exciting activities...
Philippines Nash Hash 2007
Welcome to
Philippines Nash Hash 2007...
hosted by Matabungkay Hash House Harriers (MYH3)
and organized by Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel (MBRH)
on February 16-18, 2007.
Please register before December 31 2006 to avail of the US$50 price.
The price increases to US$60 from January 1, 2007.
Philippines Nash Hash 2007 is mega great value...
included in the price of US$50 is:
Optional Philippines Nash Hash 2007 Activities:
***Please register for PINH07 via our website***
Optional Tagaytay Hike
at noon on Thursday February 15
There will be hash hike organized for Thursday February 15 at 12pm
as a pre-lube for PHILIPPINES NASH HASH 2007.
Start is at the Tagaytay Rotunda on the edge of the Taal Volcano rim.
The trail will wind down 2000 feet to the Taal Lake and back up again,
though on a different trail with spectacular vistas.
Regarding footwear, normal running shoes can be used instead of hiking
boots, no problem at all. Though some of the terrain is difficult,
February is dry season so the trail will not be dangerous.
Hiking distance will be around 15km and will take 4 hours in total.
A minimum of 3 liters of water needed and food to eat at Lake Taal.
There will be plenty of beer at the end for winding down purposes before
the 45 mins journey to Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel for more
beer and the official launch party of PHILIPPINES NASH HASH 2007.
Cost is free for the hike... but buy your own food & drinks.
***Please register via the official website***
Optional Red Dress Bar-Hop
at 6pm on Thursday February 15
There will be RED DRESS BAR-HOP organized for February 15 at 6pm
along the bars/resorts of Matabungkay Beach.
Start is at Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel... and only those
wearing red dresses will be allowed to join in this fun event.
Cost is US$10 per hasher and includes copious quantities
of ice-cold beer and food.
***Please register via the official website***
Optional WOLFPACK Bar-Hop
at 6pm on Sunday February 18
There will be WOLFPACK HASH bar-hop organized for Sunday
February 18 at 6pm as the final event of PI NASH HASH 2007
along the beach bars/resorts of Matabungkay Beach.
Start is at Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel... and all
open-minded hashers are welcome to join in this event
with its XXX-rated doggie-style fun.
Cost is US$10 per hasher and includes copious quantities
of ice-cold beer and food.
***Please register via the official website***
Sunday February 18 Hash Olympics
Organized by our fellow hasher --- Wrong Way --- is a superb afternoon of beach fun and games on Sunday February 18.
Following the morning hash run & circle, and after the
all-u-can-eat buffet grill luncheon, Wrong Way will take
charge of multiple teams.
Great prizes will be awarded to the winning teams/individuals.
Following the Hash Olympics, we have beach volleyball...
then that evening is the optional world-renowned
WOLFPACK BAR-HOP with its SEXcellent entertainment!
Plus... if all this isn't enough, we have even more fun lined up...
so hope to see you at Matabungkay Beach! See you at Matabungkay for an awesome time!
We can comfortably accommodate 300 hashers at
MBRH... so book early to guarantee your room...
and help make PINH07 the best PI Nash Hash ever.
On-On,
Proposition!
GM Matabungkay Hash!
*** Please send any inquiries regarding transportation
or hotels to inquiry@... not to me.
I am only the Grand Master, I am not the chief disorganizer.
That is Rico "Mr. Fix-it" Violeta and the "On-Sex" girls who
represent the host venue Matabungkay Beach Resort & Hotel.
Please visit our website for full details of this awesome event:
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