Run Report for #1989

Name: A little bit of everything- Family X-mass Run

Hares: SSH, FFF, FS

Start: Goose Temple (named after my dog Goose, who got lost on Trail
and was waiting at the start when we got back from the car run) Just
off of highway 1 near Gangshan.

Finish: Honey-man Temple named after the drunken Taiwanese Santa who
was giving out honeybees and honey, as well as fruit at the finish.

Trail: Strollers 4km – only two hashers
Walkers 5.8km – about 25 hashers
Runners 10km – about 6 hahsers.

MMB and Francis (Magical Howler) were the first into the finish just
minutes after SSH, followed by a gaggle of walkers about 15 minutes
later. The runners were a fair ways behind, due to the extra long
runners loop laid down by SSH. 70+ year old BOF led the way, busting
most checks, and bleeding from his leg as he ran in.

3rd Timers Named: Simon Ward – QPR (Quick Prophylactic Retriever)

Eric Lu – Graphic Phobia

Francis Potter – Magical Howler

Hashits: JJ nominated PPP for her potty mouth for the Ladies Hashit.

ABB nominated MMB for his parenting skills and being an inspiration
to us all for the men's Hashit.

Highlights:
- the Honey man giving out honeybees, fruit and cheer at the finish.
- DDC giving himself a dd for finishing in his backyard

Special Thanks To:

1. Spamm Jammer, who is unable to run, and Wandering Wino who roasted
the turkeys for the hash. They were very delicious.
2. Bad Yeast Rising for opening the D&C and preparing the mashed
potatoes and getting set up.
3. FFF for prying himself away from the DD's to go pick up the food
from Spammy's and help get the Dick ready. He also brought a
container of the food to Tainan for yours truly (SSH) so I wouldn't
miss out on the turkey dinner.
4. Happy Hour for driving FFF around and helping out at the Dick.