Upcoming Schedule of Events:

March Massacre 2009
Friday March 20
Bellevue Plaza
325 Bellevue Avenue
Bellevue, IL

The Bad Breed (Ian & Axl Rotten) vs. The Hooligans
**************************April Bloodshowers Part 1
Friday April 3, 2009
Bellevue Plaza
325 Bellevue Avenue
Bellevue, IL
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April Bloodshowers Part Two
Saturday April 4, 2009
Hartman Rec Center
511 N. Collins Street
Joliet, IL
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For The Love Of Rollin
Saturday May 2, 2009
Hartman Rec Center
511 N. Collins St.
Joliet, IL
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2009 Ted Petty Invitational
Friday & Saturday June 5 & 6
Hartman Rec Center
511 N. Collins Street
Joliet, IL
2 Day Front Row Pass: $65

2
day passes go on sale on March 6th at 9 am central/10 am eastern time
by going to www.paypal.com and sending payment to rottenwife@...

2 Night, 24 Person Tournament

1. B-Boy - 3rd TPI - 2003, 2006
2. "Classic" Colt Cabana - 7th TPI - 2000 - 3, 2005 & 6
3. The Necro Butcher - 4th TPI - 2002, 2006, 2008
4. Chris Hero - 2000 Champion - entrant in every TPI
5. Eddie Kingston - 4th TPI - 2004, 2007 & 2008
6. Human Tornado - 2nd TPI - 2007
7. Kenny Omega - 1st TPI
8. Shiima Xion - 1st TPI
9. Egotistico Fantastico - 2nd TPI - 2008
10. Spyder Nate Webb - 6th TPI - 2002 - 2005, 2007
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2009 Double Death Tag Team Death Match Tournament
Friday October 2, 2009
Hartman Rec Center
511 N. Collins St.
Joliet, IL
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IWA's 13 Year Anniversary Show
Saturday October 3, 2009
Hartman Rec Center
511 N. Collins St.
Joliet, IL
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Results from Night One of the 2009 King of the Death Matches:

Juice Robinson def. EZE following a cross body off the top. Very good showing
from Juice Robinson in this one. Crowd doesn't want EZE to come back so that is
self explanitory.


Details will be sparse due me running sound and Jim doing commentary.


Jimmy Jacobs de. Ego Fantastico following The Endtime. Back and forth action all
the way through. Ego Missed a moonsault and Jacobs locked him in The Endtime.

Following the match, Ian invited Ego to the TPI.


First tourny matchup under way.

xOMGx def. Devon Moore Barbwire Tables and Ladders with Carribean Spiderwebs.


Danny
Havoc def Elkview Adam in A Barefoot Shit You Don't Want To Step On
match following a Snowplow into the ornament tops, thumbtacks, and
glass.


Dingo def. Elgin IWA Title with Old School IWA Rules.
Hard hitting back and forth action with multiple uses of a chain and
IWA World Title. Dingo wins by choking out Elgin using the chain.

Ian then reminds Dingo of his match tomorrow with Eddie Kingston.


*Intermission*

Ian
announces that on October 2 IWA will hold it's 2009 Double Death
tournament in Joliet. The next night IWA will celebrate its 13th
Anniversary also in Joliet.

Dysfunction def. Viper in a Babwire Canvas and Lightbulbs match following a
double stomp super kick combo.


Mad Man Pondo def. Nate Webb in a Bed of Nails and Anything With Nails On Them
Match. This match was disgusting. Watching them using that bed of nails is sick.


Afterwards Ian thanked Nate Webb and invited him to the 2009 TPI.

During
Ian's speech, DJ Hyde comes out and demands the microphone. DJ goes on
a tirade against the fans and calls all of them and the juggalos
pussies and this brings a fuming Corporal Robinson out to start off
this Thumbtack Madness match.

Corporal Robinson def. DJ Hyde following The Bootcamp.


Masada
def. Tank in a Barbwire Board Taipei Deathmatch by putting some sharp
pointy objects in Tank's head and hitting him with a chair. Absolute slugfest.


*Intermission*

The ring crew has taken down the ropes and is now putting chains up instead of
ropes.

This
is a Deep Six Deathmatch. There are chains and barbwire on two sides of
the ring with fish hooks on them with the other two sides no rope
barbwire.

Thumbtack Jack vs Nick Gage.

Thumbtack jack did a dive through the wire and part of his hair is hanging off
of the wire.

Thumbtack Jack def Nick Gage following Drake's landing. Match of the fucking
year.


Necro Butcher def. Bull Pain in a No Rope Barbwire Carribean Spiderweb Glass
match.
Bull slammed Necro into the spiderweb and Necro started to choke him
out. Bull Pain could not answer the refs three count and the match was
over. Afterwards Bull Pain ddt'ed Ref Junkyard Jones.

Results from Night Two of the King of the Death Matches:

Dysfunction def. xOMGx in a Homerun Derby match.


Thumbtack
Jack def. Mad Man Pondo following a hurracanrana off the top through a
whole bunch of lighttubes and followed by a frog splash. Pondo out to a German
march and looking like Hitler to piss off Jack.



Ian
announced that the finals will be a 4 Way Double Ring No Rope Barbwire,
Gigantic Fans Bring The Weapons, 30 Min Iron Man match.


Jimmy
Jacobs def Carter Gray to win the IWA World Lightheavyweight Title
following Jim Fannin and Bull Pain's interference backfired.

Following
the match Jim Fannin attacked Jacobs with the belt stating that if he
wants the belt he has to go through Jim Fannin to get it. He also added
that he did this attack all by himself.


Necro Butcher def. Danny Havoc in a Home Improvment Deathmatch following a slam
off the top through a pane of glass
Started off slow with chain wrestling then turned into a heated brawl
all over the Hartman Center. This match Necro go through a door and
Necro delivering a forearm as Havoc jumped over the top.


Masada def. Corp. Robinson in a Flaming Cinder Blocks and Hot Coals match.
Corporal Robinson did two tributes to fallen family member Rollin Hard
by giving The West Side Slam into the flaming cinder blocks and also
delivering the Flaming Karate Chop. Masada won by powerbombing Corporal
Robinson a powerbomb into the coals and making him submit to a Boston
Crab.

After the match, Corp thanked Ian Rotten and the IWA Fans
for all the memories these past few years. He said that if he had to go
out anywhere it would be in front of the IWA fans. Ian took the mic and
thanked Corp for everything he's and also stating there was a reason
that they were the only two to win KOTDM twice. Ian also said that
Rollin was looking down with a smile on his face.


Nick
Gage and Devon Moore won a 7 team royal rumble match to face Dingo for
the World Title following the match due to Eddie Kingston not being
able to make it.

Also in the match:

Tank/Jason Hades
Bull Pain/Ego Fantastico
DJ Hyde/?
Prince Ali/EZE
Elgin/Juice Robinson
Elkview Adam/Nate Webb

Dingo
def Devon Moore and Nick Gage after Gage hit Moore with 2 piledrivers a
powerbomb, Dingo threw Gage out of the ring and hit a moonsault to win.

*Intermission*

We
are underway with the finals. We have everything you could think of in
those two rings. A scaffold, No rope barbwire, electrified lightbulbs,
barbwire boards, endless amounts of lighttubes, fans weapons, and these
4 men, Necro Butcher, Masada, Thumbtack Jack, and Dysfunction will
battle for 30 mins in Iron man rules.

There has been a tie. Necro and Masada both have 2 points apiece. Jack and Dys
are eliminated. Sudden death overtime.

YOUR WINNER AND 2009 KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES MASADA!!

Necro and Masada went punch for punch until Masada was able to back suplex Necro
into a rollup.

Ian
thanked all 4 men for doing what they do. Ian said anytime Masada wants
to come back he will be glad to have him because Masada is the fucking
man.







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