Night One - June 22nd, 2007 - Plainfield, IN

Jim Fannin starts the night off by announcing that there will be no
traditional group picture this year due to the fact that most of the
lockerroom want the Deep-South guys dead.

First round match: Mickie Knuckles vs Tank - Barbwire ropes, Barbwire
bat

Tank jumps Mickie before the introductions are done. They start out
brawling and now Mickie has the upper hand, grinding a barbwire bat
into Tank's head. Mickie is biting the bloody forehead of Tank! Tank
bails to the outside and Mickie pursues him. Now the entire crowd has
gathering around Mickie and Tank as they continue beating the hell
out of eachother on the outside. Sounds like they're exchanging
headbutts. Now I hear chairshots. They're starting to move back
toward the ring now and the crowd is returning to their seats.

Both Mickie and Tank are a bloody mess. Mickie gets whipped into the
barbwire ropes hard. Low blow to Tank! Mickie whips Tank into the
corner through a barbwire board! Crowd is chanting "Mickie, Mickie."
Nasty barbwire bat shot to the head of Mickie Knuckles and now Tank
is standing over Mickie as he rakes away at Mickie's head with the
barbwire bat. Mickie comes back with some hard strikes and now it
looks like she's wrapped barbwire around her legs! Lungblower to the
chest of Tank with barbwire around Mickie's legs. Tank is bringing up
the barbwire bat but Mickie hits the shining kawada, kicking the
barbwire bat back into Tank's face! Mickie goes for the pin....1, 2
3! Mickie advances to round two!

A familiar entrance music begins playing in Plainfield: "Ghetto
Superstar" by ODB......ROLLIN' HARD is back in the IWA!

First round match: Rollin' Hard vs Necro Butcher - Tai Pei Death,
Barbwire Madness

Gypsy Joe hasn't been heard from all day....Rollin' Hard came along
with Mitch Page, so Rollin' will be taking Gypsy Joe's spot in the
KOTDM.

Both men are circling the ring, waiting for the other to make the
first move. In almost no time at all, both men are busted open from
the glass covered fists both men are wielding. Rollin' Hard has the
advantage now, clubbing away the head and face area of the Necro
Butcher. Necro is coming back now and has back Rollin' into a corner,
just laying into the Necro Butcher! Rollin' comes back by punching
Necro on his bare foot! Rollin' tucks Necro's foot into his own shirt
now and has a HANDS-FREE SUBMISSION! Necro refuses to give up.
ASIATIC SPIKE out of nowhere!!! Rollin' Hard's hand drops three times
and the Necro Butcher advances to round two!

And now, mousetraps, cacti, christmas tree balls, and a barbwire
board are being set up!

First round match: Scotty Vortekz vs Mad Man Pondo - Four Corners of
Pain, Staple Gun

#16 is revealed to be Indianapolis' own Scotty Vortekz! A test of
strength to start off? Pondo kicks Vortekz in the gut and promptly
puts three staples into Vortekz! Make that four. Irish whip and Pondo
hits a side slam on Vortekz! Pondo remarks that he just hit a
wrestling move! And now he's putting the mousetrap box into the
ring....Vortekz hits a twisting headscissors on Pondo right into the
mousetraps!

They go to the outside and Vortekz goes for a moonsault off the
apron...but he misses and goes into barbwire! Pondo sets up the
barbwire board inside the ring and Vortekz is leaning against the
apron on the outside...baseball dropkick by Pondo, sending the
barbwire into Vortekz's face! Pondo slams Vortekz into the barbwire
in the ring for a near fall. And now we have the Christmas
balls...beautifully arranged to spell "I W A." Vorktekz hits a
HURRACANRANA from the top onto Pondo, exploding through the Christmas
balls! Vortekz is going back up top....DOUBLE KNEES to the chest of
Pondo for another near fall! Vortekz has set up the cactus pit onto
two chairs in the corner...Vortekz is cut off by Pondo with a
backbody drop into the Christmas ball glass! Pondo puts Vortekz on
the top rope.....DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CACTUS!!!! Pondo
advances to tomorrow night.

Up next, Drake Younger vs Fukimoto for the IWA Deathmatch
Title...THOUSANDS of thumbtacks have been spread out in the center of
the ring!

First round match: Fukimoto vs Drake Younger - Thumbtack
Insanity/Barbwire Madness for the IWA Deathmatch Title

Both men start off swinging thumbtack bats and now Drake has a "One
Way" sign set up in the corner with a thumbtack bat on top...hiptoss
onto Fukimoto onto the sign! NASTY thumbtack chair-shot onto Drake
Younger by the representative from F.U.C.K.! Drake responds with a
spinebuster into the mass of tacks!

Chops in the corner by Drake, whips Fukimoto into the opposite
corner...Fukimoto catches Drake with a big boot and big dropkick from
the top rope, sending Drake into the tacks! Drake with a T-Bone on
Fukimoto into the tacks! And now, Drake is going for the Drake's
Landing...Fukimoto counters and Drake turns around into the GREEN
MIST by Fukimoto! Fukimoto with a disgusting powerbomb right onto
Drake's head! Drake kicks out at two! Drake has Fukimoto
up....DRAKE'S LANDING into the tacks! 1, 2, 3! Drake Younger advances
to the next round and retains the IWA Deathmatch Title!

We are now at intermission to clean up the mess and set up a barbwire
cage for the next match.

First round match: Danny Havoc vs Dysfunction - Double TLC: Tables,
Lighttubes, Ladder, chairs & Barbwire cage

Havoc whips Dys into the cage immediately but Dys returns the favor
by whipping Havoc into the barbwire portion of the cage. Dys with a
belly to belly suplex on Havoc onto the barbwire ladder...and then a
Michinoku Driver onto the ladder. Dys lays in several chops on Havoc
and smashes a light tubes across his back...Dys assaults Havoc with a
series of vicious kicks for a near fall...Dysfunction straight kicks
Danny Havoc in the balls as he's caught in the barbwire....Dys slams
Havoc into the barbwire, into a fallaway slam.

Dys gets his arm caught in the barbwire and Havoc nails a running
yakuza kick to Dysfunction's elbow! Havoc with a lighttube assisted
legdrop from the top rope! Havoc is now setting up a table. Dys turns
it around quickly and legdrops Danny Havoc through the table, from
the top rope! German suplex attempt blocked by Havoc, who turns
around nails a Dragon suplex into broken glass on Dysfunction. Havoc
with a baseball-swing-like lighttube shot to a seated Dysfunction.
Danny Havoc is now constructing a monstrosity of chairs and a
ladder....now he has Dysfunction layed across the ladder and stacks
light tubes on top of him! Havoc is going up to the top of the cage!
Dys is up! He grabs Havoc and slams him through the ladder/chair
concoction and follows up with a double-stomp from the second rope!!!
Dysfunction picks up the win and advances! Crowd is chanting for both
Dysfunction and Danny Havoc as we get ready to clean up the huge
mess...

First round match: Freakshow vs "Mean" Mitch Page - Homerun Derby
match (Thumbtack bats, lighttube bats, barbwire bats, carpet strip
bats, and more)

Jim Fannin gives a scathing introduction to Freakshow, saying he is
from the "Untrained, undeserving, backyard called the Land of Blood
and Guts....the man that didn't earn his spot in the
KOTDM...Freakshow). Your referee is John "PeeWee
Moore. Mitch Page goes right to work on Freakshow before he can even
be introduced. A snap-pop bat is used, a thick plastic bat, and a
sandpaper bat are used. They go to the outside and Page hits
Freakshow with another STIFF batshot. Mitch Page with a lighttube bat
shot to Freakshow and he grinds the broken end into his skull. Page
is absolutely dominating Freakshow, who is a bloody mess. Freakshow
has blood and glass all over his back, and has now taken control over
Page...back in the ring, Freakshow just hammered Mitch Page in the
head with the dreaded water-jug bat. Freakshow has the SPIKE! He's
stabbing away at Mitch Page's head! Freakshow has been gouging at the
face of Mitch Page for well over 2-3 minutes and now the fans are
chanting for someone to "Kill the ref," who has repeatedly threatened
to stop the match if Freakshow won't stop...A WHITE TOWEL HAS BEEN
THROWN IN! Mitch Page's best friend Rollin' Hard has thrown in the
towel! This match is over and Freakshow will advance to the next
round. Rollin' Hard is in the ring checking on Mitch Page.

First round match: Insane Lane vs Brain Damage - Fans Bring the
Weapons

Insane Lane is met with a loud chorus of boos as he enters but it is
the exact opposite for the returning Brain Damage! Streamers are
everywhere as the Hardcore Terminator makes his way through the crowd
and now Insane Lane is playing in the streamers as if they were for
him. "Welcome back" chant for Brain Damage. Insane Lane gets the same
type of introduction from Jim Fannin as Freakshow.

Both men exchanging shots in the middle of the ring and Insane Lane
is dropped after 3 shots! Lane goes after Damage with a barbwire
tennis racket and is frantically breaking lighttubes over Brain
Damage's back. Damage comes back and he now has a cheese grater,
slicing Lane up like sharp cheddar! VCR shot to Insane Lane and now
they're on the outside! Brain Damage hits atleast 50 consecutive
headbutts as he pushes Insane Lane through two rows of chairs. Damage
with a straight body slam onto the concrete floor on Insane Lane.
Brain Damage has a lighttube board and drives Insane Lane through the
glass (I don't know how due to the wall of people in front of me.

Now they've made their way to the bleachers and Brain Damage falls
straight on his back from the top. Insane Lane has taken control of
the match as both men (and 90% of the crowd) move to the opposite
side of the Capitol Sports Center. Brain Damage destroys Insane Lane
with another lighttube bat.

And they're back in the ring. The crowd scatters back to their seats.
Lane going for a powerbomb but Damage blocks. Package piledriver onto
Insane Lane! It's over! Brain Damage advances to the second round
tomorrow night!

It's time for our last match of the evening!

First round match: Deranged vs Corporal Robinson - Fans Bring the
Weapons

Both men shake hands before they square off. Now they're exchanging
some vicious blows and Deranged eventually clotheslines Corporal over
the top rope, to the floor. The water jug bat has made its return in
this match! Corporal with a lighttube/thumbtack chair-shot to
Deranged. The sounds of glass breaking and absolute pain can be
heard, but not seen from our post. Deranged regains control and is
taking Corporal through the fans, towards the sound table. I can't
see from here very well but Joey Eastman on commentary seems to be
having a good time.

Deranged is setting up a lighttube contraption with a plastic fork
board on top. Corporal blocks a powerbomb attempt and hits a BOOT
CAMP BITCH onto the mess that Deranged created! Deranged KICKS OUT!
Deranged hits a double-underhook suplex and calls for some
chairs...he sets up the chairs BACK to BACK and powerbombs Corp right
onto them! Kickout! Deranged hits a moonsault onto Corp, who has
lighttubes on his chest! He kicks out AGAIN! Deranged is attempting
to suplex Corporal to the outside through lighttubes but Corporal
blocks...BOOT CAMP BITCH from the second rope on the outside through
lighttubes! Corporal gets the pin on the floor! Corporal Robinson
goes to the next round!


Night Two - June 23rd

Ben Jordan is replacing Jim Fannin as ring announcer for tonight's
show and he is ringside doing opening announcements.

The first match is Brandon Thomaselli defending the IWA Mid-South
Light Heavyweight Title vs. Low Ki...Low Ki is on his way to the ring.

1). Brandon Thomaselli def. Low Ki to retain the IWA Mid-South Light
Heavyweight Title

I missed the first five minutes of this so I apologize. Brandon
throwing chops and the crowd is calling him a "pussy" and booing. Low
Ki had connected on a thunderous chop earlier that the crowd loved.
Low Ki fires back and the crowd loves it. Low Ki goes for a dropkick
but Brandon holds the ropes and Low Ki crashes to the canvas. Brandon
goes for a powerbomb but Ki blocks out of it and does the double foot
stomp onto Brandon's chest. Brandon gasping for air and Low Ki keeps
flooring him with chops and then puts him in the corner and gives him
the multiple chops and a running elbow. Spinning roundhouse kick to
the stomach by Ki and Brandon is in bad shape. Kicks to the chest as
Brandon is on his knees. Low Ki is on his A game tonight and looks
primed to win the title. Butterfly suplex into a pinning bridge but
Brandon kicks out at two. Ki back to vicious kicks to chest and back
on the fallen champion. Low Ki attempts a charging forearm smash but
Brandon does a diving dropkick to Ki's knees. Brandon tries for
another powerbomb but Ki fights out of it and punts a field goal into
Brandon's chest as he was bent over and Brandon flies backwards into
the referee. Brandon hits The Deal (Powerbomb Lungblower to the back)
but the ref is down. Brandon pulls out a chain but Low Ki delivers a
John Woo dropkick and sends Brandon flying onto the ref. Ki goes up
top very slowly but Brandon kicks the rising referee in the butt and
knocks him into the ropes causing Ki to be crotched on the top.
Brandon then gets the pin on Low Ki with the aid of a foreign object
on his hand and punch to the face as Ki had him up for a belly to
back suplex. The winner and still champion...Brandon Thomaselli.

Circle City Street Fight is on next...Southern Rock (Indiana Kidd Jr
& Hillbilly Jed) w/ Joey Eastman vs. Naptown Dragons (xOMGx & Vortekz)

2). Naptown Dragons def. Southern Rock in the Circle City Street Fight

Joey Eastman has explained how he was hired by Southern Rock since he
is such a great manager. He has "Camera Man Zoom" bejeweled onto the
back of his regular black suit coat...while wearing bright orange
bejeweled pants.

Quick doubleteaming from Dragons to start complete with Vortekz
springboarding off of the back of xOMGx, whom was on all fours, and
delivered double knees to the face of Jed in the corner and then a
double Rude Awakening style neckbreaker onto Jed. The action has went
to the floor and I can't see anything. They are definitely into the
pile of weapons up against the wall because I can hear the mayhem
even though I can't hear it and I believe some it involves light
tubes or Christmas ornament weapons. xOMGx was tied to the Tree of
Woe and Joey Eastman held light tubes in front of his chest and Jed
speared into him breaking the tubes on xOMGx. xOMGx is down in the
corner and Vortekz is laying on top of a bed of plastic forks...I
don't know how he got there but it was a double team move of some
sort. Kidd with a superplex on xOMGx. Jed and Vortekz are on the
floor and Jed just speared Vortekz into the corner of the ring. Jed
is gushing blood from his arm and it is heavily taped. Kidd gave
xOMGx a super Michinoku Driver off the second rope. Vortekz stops Jed
from delivering a move off the second onto xOMGx but eats a Canadian
Destroyer from the second rope for his trouble from Jed. Joey is
adding more tape to the cut on Jed's arm to try to stop the bleeding
and then they use more of the duct tape to tape xOMGx to the bottom
rope but Vortekz makes the save and they doubleteam Jed and tape him
to the ropes instead. Joey is trying to untie Jed while Kidd tries to
fight off both Dragons. Powerbomb blockbuster combo off the ropes
onto Kidd and then Vortekz delivers a top rope knee onto Kidd as he
was laying on top of light tubes for the pin.

Lit cigarrettes, hot coals in the Semifinals along with a brand new
match in honor of our friends from the UK that are here. London
Bridge Death Match...Barbed Wire strung across the top rope with
light tubes on top of the barb wire and the combatants have to fight
underneath the shit. Ian says he was inspired by the Last Battle of
Atlanta cage match between Buzz Sawyer & Tommy Rich.

Ian just announced that Matt Sydal vs. Human Tornado next week in
Philly will be 2 out of 3 falls.

Next up will be Corporal Robinson vs. Mad Man Pondo in electrified
lighttubes match where pinfall must come after putting your opponent
through a set of electrified light tubes (plugged in and burning hot.)

3). Corporal Robinson def. Mad Man Pondo to advance to the semifinals

The two fight by the plugged in lighttube contraption and after a
couple of near misses...Corporal drop toe holds Pondo through the
electrified light tubes but no pinfalls. Pondo recovers and delivers
a stop sign shot to the head of Corporal. Pondo ties Corporal into
the Tree of Woe and lays the stop sign in front of Corporal and
throws a chair into the stop sign. Pondo plugs in a new lighttube
contraption and sticks Corporal's face onto the lighttubes to feel
the burn. A fan has a weapon with a stuffed horse with lighttubes
taped onto it. Corp is sitting in a chair and Pondo makes the ref
hold the lighttube horse to Corp's face and hits a centon off the
second rope onto Corporal smashing the tubes into his face and
crashing through the chair. Pondo tries to use the plugged in
lighttube like it was his stop sign but Corporal ducks the swing and
kicks the electrified tubes into Pondo's face but Pondo kicks out at
two. Corp is making a brigde with the electrified tubes across two
chairs and calls for boot camp but Pondo blocks and tries for a
powerbomb but Corporal back drops him. Corporal with a Crippler
Crossface. Corporal with a top rope rana on Pondo through a bunch of
tubes and such across the chair for the pin.

Pondo brings the house down with another big vagina joke on the lady
that was picked on last night. Standing ovation and "we love Pondo"
chants throughout the building.

Brain Damage vs. Mickie Knuckles - Fans Bring The Weapons is up next.

4). Brain Damage def. Mickie Knuckles

Mickie attacks a confused Terminator with a VCR to the head and light
tubes. Brain Damage is busted open immediately. Mickie has set a
bunch of light tubes into the face of Damage and delivers a BBoy
dropkick shattering the tubes into Damage's face. The Terminator
still confused and not sure about the destruction of a woman but
Mickie wasting no time drills him with a trash can and now the
Terminator is set to destruction. He just collasped a metal trash can
over Mickie's head and is cheese grating her face. Brain Damage
breaks tubes over Mickie's back SO HARD THAT THE GLASS FLIES FROM THE
MIDDLE OF THE RING OVER THE TOP OF THE GIMMICK TABLES AND ALMOST HIT
ME IN THE BACK OF THE BUILDING!

Brain Damage is now going to town on Mickie's arm with Barb Wire in
the exact spot that was left gaping open after the match with Tank
last night. Blood is gushing from Mickie's face and arm. Mickie is in
tears and the Terminator is going "What the I have a potty mouth is
going on" and Mickie rolls him up for two and Brain Damage wigs out.
Several punches to Mickie's face but Mickie is firing back with
forearms and now an intense exchange of headbutts. The crowd is going
nuts. Powerbomb by Brain Damage but Mickie kicks out...modified
cradle powerbomb but Mickie kicks out again and Brain Damage is very
angry and gives her a hooked piledriver into weapons for the pinfall.
Brain Damage advances to the semifinals as the fans chant IWA
and "Mickie Knuckles" and Brain Damage calls Mickie "a tough fucking
bitch." They embrace in the ring to the fans cheers.

Barbed Wire boards, Barbed Wire Bat...shit that hurts when it gets in
your cuts match- Dysfunction vs. Drake Younger is about to be
underway.

5). Dysfunction def. Drake Younger to win the IWA Death Match title
and advance to the semifinals

Jockeying for position to throw each other into the boards but
neither man can do it. Dys calls Drake a bitch. They go to the floor
and start fighting. Barbed wire bat shot to the chest on Dys. Drake
tries to throw hot sauce on him but Dys turns the tables. Attendance
is close to 200 and most of them are standing in front of me watching
them fight on the floor so I can't see anything. The crowd is
ooooooohing and acted grossed out by something. I saw Drake's back
was all cut up and he had a lot of lemon juice squeezed onto his
back. They return to the ring and Drake gets a near fall with a
spinebuster. Drake went for a border toss onto a barbed wire bat but
Dys falls out the back way and sends Drake down backfirst onto the
barbed wire bat. Running kick to the face only gets two. Dys takes
the bw bat to the face of Drake. Drake slides out between Dys' legs
and trips him stomach first onto the bw bat. Drake goes up to the top
rope and misses the frog splash. Dys with a top rope legdrop onto the
bw bat onto Drake. Drake with a running powerslam through the bw
board in the corner on Dys but only two. Dys slides out of the cop
killa. Drake slides out of Dys' finisher. But Dys finally hits a DVD
off the top rope and gets the pinfall on Drake and wins the IWA Death
Match title and advances to the semifinals.

Freak Show vs. Necro Butcher - Fans Bring the Weapons is about to get
underway.

6). Freak Show def. Necro Butcher to advance to the semifinals

Necro immediately enters the ring and starts drilling Freak Show in
the face with fists. There is a cardboard life size stand up of the
Rock wrapped in Barbed wire. Necro killing Freak Show with chops on
the floor. Necro is killing Freak Show with everything that isn't
nailed down. They are getting way to close for my liking and Necro
just gave Freak Show a chair neck tie for a two count. Thankfully
there is about 100 people in between me and them even though though
are about 10 feet away. The crowd was chanting for Necro and I have
no idea what sick and demented thing he was doing to Freak Show.
Someone just has eaten a lot of light tubes. They have returned to
the ring and it looks like Freak Show is in control. Show drives
about 8 light tubes taped together into the chest of Necro as he was
flat on the canvas. Avanlanche in the corner by Freak Show and the
barefoot Necro is down. Yes Necro is barefoot walking through the
tacks, glass, barbed wire and various crazy insane objects in the
ring. Necro goes for a bodyslam but Freak Show is too heavy and Necro
collaspes under the weight but only two. I don't know how someone
came across it but a weapon just used was a gas pump hose...the
handle that you put into your gas tank. That has to be a felony.
Necro with punches and he just knocked a whole lot of coagulated
blood off of Freak Show. Disgusting. Bodyslam by Necro and more
punches. Freak Show blocks a running clothesline and delivers a
standing short arm clothesline of his own. Freak Show just pins Necro
following a modified DDT into the weapons.

7). Insane Lane & Danny Havoc def. Mean & Hard w/ Jim Fannin &
Fukimoto & Deranged

Guys I was ringside and can't remember everything. This was Mean
Mitch Page's retirement match. We said farewell to him after the
match. Very emotional.

Intermission.

Corporal Robinson vs. Dysfunction - London Bridges match - the barbed
wire is run across the top rope with light tubes on top of the barb
wire. They are going to have to slug it out on their knees in this
one to stay underneath the barb wire.

8). Corporal Robinson def. Dysfunction to win the IWA Mid-South Death
Match Title and advance to the finals of the KOTDM.

Dysfunction is not fairing well in this slugout with Corporal. Dys
picks up Corporal in a fireman's carry and rakes him across the
barbed wire. They take it to the floor to get out from under the
London Bridge. Back into the ring and Corp returns the favor with a
fireman's carry pick up into the barbed wire and he almost pushes Dys
through the barbed wire. Back out to the floor we go. Corp applies a
figure four on Dys out on the floor. Crowd woos. They brawl up onto
the apron and Dys goes up top. Corporal cuts him off and toss him
onto the barb wire with a press slam. They are suspended and tangled
in the barb wire. Corporal applies the Boot Camp clutch and
Dysfunction is choked out. Your winner and new IWA Mid-South Death
Match Champion - Corporal Robinson and he advances to the finals of
the KOTDM.

Next up - Freak Show vs. Brain Damage - Lit Cigarrettes, Hot Coals
match

9). Freak Show def. Brain Damage to advance to the finals

Looks like this will be another impossible to follow match. More
people standing directly in front of me so I will do what I can. I
see Brain Damage standing over a fallen Freak Show on the floor.
Crowd chanting for BD. FS is using the cigarrettes as a weapon and
now BD is returning the favor. BD with a reverse DDT into the pit of
hot coals on FS. I was distracted but the crowd is chanting bullshit
and telling the ref that he sucks. The winner Freak Show. The crowd
is chanting "kill the ref" and "Brain Damage".

Freak Show vs. Corporal Robinson in the finals of the 2007 KOTDM in a
NRBW 200 lighttubes match. Intermission to set it up. I'll be back
with your winner.

The crowd has sung happy birthday to Mad Man Pondo during
intermission. Pondo told more jokes on the blonde in the second row.
We are still setting up for the main event.

The finals are ready to begin. Freak Show is in the ring and Corporal
is on his way.

Freak Show and Corporal Robinson are not wearing shirts for the
people that I have seen saying that they would be wearing 5 shirts
for extra padding.

10). Corporal Robinson def. Freak Show to become the 2007 KOTDM.

They start with a punch out. Fans yell "boo" for FS punches and "yay"
for CR punches. Both men are yielding light tubes and exchanging
strikes back and forth with the tubes. Neither man can gain control
however as the adrenaline is flowing and they are feeling more pain.
Just don't ask them to move in the morning. The Jedi and the Sith
have gone back and forth with the tube sabers and we are up to about
20 apiece with no one in control. Finally Corporal takes down Freak
Show and we have more tubes being used. FS is sent face first and
stomach first into the broken tubes and then eats a contraption of
about 10 tubes taped together. FS with a side slam on the tubes. Fans
chanting "Mid South." FS is whipped into the corner and it sounded
like a gunshot went off with all the tubes that exploded. Their backs
are destroyed and bleeding like crazy from all this glass. These two
are freaking crazy bastards for doing this. It looks like they are
wearing Mitch Ryder's glitter all over them from the shards of glass
stuck all over them. Multiple shots to the head with the tubes by CR
onto FS. FS gives a huge Samoan Drop onto Corp into all the broken
glass. Both men on their knees having a punchout. The "boo" "yeah"s
return. About 20 punches each and both men are down. Crowd
chants "IWA". FS goes for another Samoan Drop and Corp slides behind
him and hits Boot Camp through a Light Tube ladder thing made by fans
for the win. History in the making as Corporal Robinson joins Ian
Rotten as the only 2 time tournament winners. All hail the new king!

Insane Lane hits the ring and Freak Show and Insane Lane are about to
gouge Corporal in the eye with the spike before Ian Rotten and Drake
Younger makes the save. Ian is on the microphone and tells them to
remember where they are "there is a hell of a lot more of us than
there is of you!" FS calls Ian an old man. Ian promises that medical
clearance or not, August 4th it is Corporal Robinson & Ian Rotten &
Drake Younger vs. Six Feet Under & Tank in an Anything Goes Fans
Bring The Weapons match.

IWA Mid-South stands tall in the ring celebrating the victory over
the IWA Deep South crew.
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***6/30 - Philadelphia, PA - New Alhambra (ECW Arena) - 8 pm
Corner of Swanson & Ritner
Tickets: $35 front row, $30 second row, $25 third row, $20 GA
-NECRO BUTCHER/TOBY KLEIN vs. LOW KI/HOMICIDE
-Drake Younger vs. Hotstuff Hernandez
-Chuck Taylor vs. Josh Abercrombie for IWA Heavyweight title
-Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli vs. BLKOUT
(Ricky Reyes & Sabian)
-Matt Sydal vs. Human Tornado
-Tracy Smothers vs. "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal
-Hardcore Rumble - Six Feet Under vs. Devil's Rejects vs. Children of
Pain vs. Vulgar Display of Power
-Tag Scramble TLC for IWA tag titles - Iron Saints vs. Pretty Unreals
vs. Naptown Dragons vs. Team PWU (Devon Moore & Johnny Kashmere)
-Arrogance (Chris Bosh & Scott Lost) vs. Up in Smoke (Cheech & Cloudy)

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Don Preston Rec Center
14500 Kostner Avenue
7:30 pm bell time - Doors open at 6:45 pm

***8/4 - Plainfield, IN
Capital Sports Center
1915 Gladden Road
8 PM bell time - Doors open at 7 pm
-Ian Rotten, Corporal Robinson & Drake Younger vs. Insane Lane, Freak
Show & Tank - Anything Goes Fans Bring the Weapons

***8/19 - San Antonio, TX - The Venue - 800 Lexington Ave.
-Low Ki & Hotstuff Hernandez vs. Necro Butcher & Masada
-Mickie Knuckles vs. Jazz

***9/8 - "Kings of Extreme" - Plainfield, IN
Capital Sports Center
1915 Gladden Road
Bell time 8 pm
Tickets $15


***9/28 & 9/29 - "2007 Ted Petty Invitational" - Midlothian, IL
*2 night 24 man tournament*
Don Preston Rec Center
14500 Kostner Ave.
2 Day Passes: Front row sold out, second row $70, $60, $50 & $40
-Chris Hero (2000 Sweet Science 16/TPI champ)
-Mike Quackenbush
-Claudio Castagnoli
-Alex Shelley
-Low Ki (2006 TPI Champ)
-Samoa Joe
-Davey Richards
-Matt Sydal (2005 TPI Champ)
-Eddie Kingston
-BJ Whitmer (2002 TPI Champ)
-Nigel McGuinness
-Joey Ryan
-Drake Younger
-Human Tornado
-Billy Roc

SAMOA JOE VS. LOW KI in round 1 on 9/28!!!!!!!

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