(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking enters the locker room and sees that the TV is on. He watches LP walking out of Mike's house.) DMW: OK...What the fuck just...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is CALMLY entering the Stopher Gym after his match from the PPV. He has 5 crates of cherry bounce on a dolly. He has the...
After disposing of your little bitch at Fallout, I figure it's time to take you out. I'll be at Frenzy, waiting to see if you're man enough to accept my...
Please make it a habit to read prior posts before posting. This prevents 3 people kidnapping one person. Also the idiots at yahoo have seen fit to convert...
Well I can't say that I'm surprised at the events of Fallout. After working for Hood this long I almost expected it. Now Mike I know that your intentions are...
Scene opens to show Hood sitting in the den of a condo. He's getting a petticure from some hispanic chick. "Hey Jerome, call Sophia and tell her not to speak...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is in a log cabin in an unknown territory. He has his own TV camera and turns it on. He has the biggest, cheesiest grin on...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is in a log cabin in an unknown territory. He has his own TV camera and turns it on. He has the biggest, cheesiest grin on...
(The view fades into the boiler room with "Come Out and Play" blasting in the background. Big Lou limps out from behind the boiler and grimaces at the camera.)...
Scene opens with Hood and Jerome investigating in Hood's office. Hood is frantically searching everywhere. "Hood, she ain't here" "Who?" "Your secretary!" "Oh...
Scene opens with Hood and Jerome investigating in Hood's office. Hood is frantically searching everywhere. "Hood, she ain't here" "Who?" "Your secretary!" "Oh...
Well I hope I sent a loud and clear message to the LW's and Ninja. My sincerest apologies to the fellow EDWBs that were worried bout me. I was content on...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is walking into Stopher Gym with that same grin on his face. Behind him is Sophia, and she seems extremely furious.) DMW:...
Slappy walks into the condo, and notices it is eerily empty... "Hey guys!" Slappy notices that there is dirt on the table... "Consuela, mi casa es dirty!" No...
Humm....I have an idea. With Ben's approval. (Mike looks at Ben and he nods his head in approval.) Sophia.... (Sophia growls menacingly at Mike.) If you can...
(scene opens in a dark house; Apocalypse is laying down on the couch watching TV) I've been training hard all week, so I figured I'd take a little break. So...
[bad ninja 9 is standing outside of mike's house] mike,i really didn't get the "message" you were trying to send me by interrupting me match with the lemon...
(Come Out and Play is going as the view fades in to show the boiler room. It suddenly cuts off and is replaced by The Wya You Like It by Adema. Big Lou limps...
(Scene opens and Dead Man Walking and the other EDW Boys are laughing up a storm at sending Sophie to get four lesbians.) DMW: HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was a damn...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is sitting at the Frenzy announce table, and Ben is sitting next to him with a stop watch, a hammer, and a bell.) DMW: Ladies...
(Scene opens as Mike and his father, along with several other firefighters are digging through the rubble of Mike's destroyed house.) Mike Sr.: Now you said...
[ bad ninja 9 walk's up to sophie as she washes the Dragula for DMW. her tight wet shirt clings to her body, and as she sees bad ninja 9, her nipples get very...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking and Jack are sitting in the EDW Boys locker room enjoying some cherry bounce.) DMW: Well, it was fun while it lasted, but I...
(The view fades in to show Big Lou's infamous boiler room. No music is playing in the background as Big Lou steps from behind the boiler) Ok folks, this is...
(The scene opens up to show Alcoholic sitting on a park bench in the NSU quad. An empty bottle of vodka hangs perilously from his right hand) OK... I lost the...
(The camera opens up to show parks sitting atop a tombstone in a small graveyard. "Castlevania Organ Theme" wafts through the background) Son of a bitch. What...
louis, i'm a ninja, a real one. the only reason i don't use all that crap you were rambling about is because it would make it too easy. by the way, my name is...
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