Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever Arabie Report. This one coming to you only a few weeks before our inagural brawl. I tell you what with the matched...
(Livin A Lie by the Lords OF The Underworld blars) Godly Nuts enters the Arena. <br>Godly Nuts: Dude, I will make you partake of communion. For those of you...
A demented carnival song leads into "Grease, Paint, and Monkey Brains" by White Zombie as The Laffmaster walks to the ring for his promo.<br><br>Laffmaster:...
Hood is shown sitting in a dark corner of his dressing room. The HWF championship belt is shown draped over a nearby chair. Hood is busy mumbling to himself ...
After making an example of Rodney "Godly Nuts" Rooney, Hood is walking to a water fountain. He comes up to David Parks at the fountain. Parks is doing push-ups...
Welcome to the Guillotine Factor. A quick look at the upcoming matches before the big night, first Louis Gardner vs. David Parks. Louis is a big fella who ...
"Scene opens with Rodney sitting down with Brett Guillory"<br><br>Brett: Rod, any thoughts on tomorrow's match?<br><br>You: I don't really care about any of...
"Scene opens with Rodney sitting down with Brett Guillory"<br><br>Brett: Rod, any thoughts on tomorrow's match?<br><br>You: I don't really care about any of...
"Scene opens with Rodney sitting down with Brett Guillory"<br><br>Brett: Rod, any thoughts on tomorrow's match?<br><br>You: I don't really care about any of...
Wassup ya'll, BA here with this weeks Arabie report. Coming off of the heels of the HWF's inagural brawl I must say that everthing is up in the air. All of us...
All right folks, time for the big man to have a few words about his up coming match. I see very little challenge. To some, Jude may be a little intimidating,...
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the new HWF Champion, and I kick serious ass because of it. Let me first say that I will not be giving up my job as ring announcer,...
Hood is shown sitting in a dark room. Nearby is a television with the events of Friday playing onscreen. As the match concludes, he turns the television off, ...
Alright, first and foremost, I have to say that I saw some HiLaRiOuS stuff go down on Frenzy. Mr. Nutz, we may not get along very well, but that stuff you ...
You don't seem to get it. The shotgun is to put you out of your misery when I totally humiliate you in the ring. After all, what could you POSSIBLY hope to...
Well boys and girls, Frenzy once again did not disapoint as far as crazy suprises are concerned. First, a new commentator has been hired by commisoner whore. ...
Well hello everyone welcome back to the Arabie report. Well frenzy certainly was a hell of a show. I hope my super hot girl friend doesn't mine that my new ...
Hood is shown sitting in the dark corner of a seedy motel (as always) watching the clips from last week's Frenzy. He cringes at the sight of a dildo being ...
(The view fades into a dark room. The dark form of a single folding chair can be seen in the middle of the room. A large, shadowed figure walks into view and...
(Livin A Lie hits Godly Nuts enters the arena) OK, Hood I Want to beat you mercilessly in a new type of match. It is my specialty THE HARDCORE SUBMISSION ...
Scene opens in Uptown's Sports Bar in downtown Houma. Hood is shown shooting pool, terribly, with a couple of friends. <br><br>Friend 1: Geez Hood, your more...
The song "Up All Night" plays as the Laffer is shown sitting in the locker room. <br><br>"Saturday Slaughter. Slaughter has always been one of my favorite ...
I couldn't help but notice that it's almost time for Slaughter. Everybody thinks that they've all got thier opponents number. Greg Hood is 0-2 in the Fed yet ...
I couldn't help but notice that it's almost time for Slaughter. Everybody thinks that they've all got thier opponents number. Greg Hood is 0-2 in the Fed yet ...
("Payback" by Flaw kicks up as the view fades into a dark room. A large form moves to the center of the view, reaches up, and with a click, Big Lou is ...
Well, Ben, I must say that you have gotten off of my bad side. By the way, you're welcome for me coming out and saving you and your partners asses from Lou. I...
Usually in my reports I talk about what matches are coming up. This one's gonna be alittle different. This goes out to one person only, and I think you know ...
(The view fades to the usual dark room for Big Lou's appearances, but the light is already on, and the walls are all charred. Big Lou steps into view, but stay...
(Scene opens with Ben sitting in front of a monitor watching Louis getting blind sided, he chuckles and replays it..then turns to the camera)<br><br>Hey Lou, I...
Hood is shown in Home Depot. He's shown looking in the ladder department. He selects one about 20 feet high. He sets it up, and climbs to the top.<br><br>He...
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