("Payback" by Flaw kicks up as the view fades into a dark room. A large form moves to the center of the view, reaches up, and with a click, Big Lou is ...
Well, Ben, I must say that you have gotten off of my bad side. By the way, you're welcome for me coming out and saving you and your partners asses from Lou. I...
Usually in my reports I talk about what matches are coming up. This one's gonna be alittle different. This goes out to one person only, and I think you know ...
(The view fades to the usual dark room for Big Lou's appearances, but the light is already on, and the walls are all charred. Big Lou steps into view, but stay...
(Scene opens with Ben sitting in front of a monitor watching Louis getting blind sided, he chuckles and replays it..then turns to the camera)<br><br>Hey Lou, I...
Hood is shown in Home Depot. He's shown looking in the ladder department. He selects one about 20 feet high. He sets it up, and climbs to the top.<br><br>He...
(The lights come up revealing a large boiler room with Big Lou crouching in front of the boiler. He looks over his shoulder at the camera, the large gash on...
(Scene opens with Ben standing behind a kitchen counter) <br><br>Well Lou I see that I must have really hurt you buy pointing out your unbridled homosexuality....
("Payback" by Flaw blairs as the boiler room from Friday Frenzy comes into view. Big Lou stands surveying the damage)<br><br>All right folks. Time for my feed ...
HWF arena comes into view. The lights go out and a purple light takes over the venue. Soon it begins flickering and King for a Day by Green Day hits the sound ...
Scene opens in the arena, where Mike Guillotine is still holding on to the thing that was holding the belt on the ladder match. <br><br>"Well, it's a good...
(Scene fades in to show Big Lou standing in the middle of an empty ring in an abandoned arena. Beethoven's Organ Fugue in G Major can be heard in the ...
(Streaks by Ray Stevens hits) out walks a funny guy wearing a trenchcoat. He gets in the Middle of the ring and says "I am the Flasher." oh my god he opened...
Scene opens as Slappy is in the gym pumping iron.<br><br>"Y2Hood, what the hell is up with that? Are you trying to have anal sex with Chris Jericho or...
Scene opens with Hood sitting on a stool in a dark room. The only light is the light overhead shining on him. He has his head in his hands in deep thought,...
The scene opens in a bar room. The music is playing loudly. Slappy is show being sandwiched by two hot women barely legal. He sees the camera that has been...
Scene opens with a depressed Laffer sitting at a bar talking to the bartender.<br><br>Bartender: So what's wrong, Laffer, why aren't you in your normal cheery,...
This is one of the few times you'll see the factor twice between events. But I must say that Commish is dening the triple cage match against Louis. I'm afraid...
This is one of the few times you'll see the factor twice between events. But I must say that Commish is dening the triple cage match against Louis. I'm afraid...
The scene opens with a passenger point of view looking at Hood as he's driving his Buick Century down a stretch of road. The engine is heard growling loudly. A...
So the Last Laffer wants a scaffald match against me does he. Well that's fine with me. But alow me to show the intentions of the Lemon Worshipers. Flasher, ...
So the Last Laffer wants a scaffald match against me does he. Well that's fine with me. But alow me to show the intentions of the Lemon Worshipers. Flasher, ...
The scene opens in a pasture. Hood is scene sitting on a tree stump. He looks up and acknowledges the camera. He gets up and walks over to the barb wire fence ...
Slappy is scene watching HWF programming laughing his ass off at Nightmare's promo. He tries to regain his composure in front the camera, and lets it loose ...
Well everyone we have an execlent PPV in store for all. 8 mean will be facing off against each other for the honor of fighting my good friend and announcing...
The scene opens with nightmare on a tourture rack. It looks painful but he is still smiling. Still don't gives a fuck is playing in the back ground. He looks...
OH MY GOD, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN!!!<br><br>Laffer walks out and points at his two fans sitting in the front row, screaming "Laffer, Laffer, Laffer!!" ...
Scene opens with Slappy eating his wheaties. He picks up the paper to read the headline, "Nightmare is a Pussy in Disguise." He blinks, then realizes it really...