Scene opens with Hood at his desk with an ice pack to his chin. <br><br>"Damn that Last Laff looks weak, but damn it hurts. Laffer, looks like you're going to...
Scene opens with Hood at his desk with an ice pack to his chin. <br><br>"Damn that Last Laff looks weak, but damn it hurts. Laffer, looks like you're going to...
Screw the rest of the matches I'm talking about mine,<br><br>Laffer!, you back stabbing peice of shit...when you clotheslined Mike you not only stabbed him in...
Scene opens to show Mike in a very calm tone.<br><br><br>Ok, now, I'm pissed off. Lets all see what happened on the show. I basically told Alcoholic that if I ...
OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN!!!<br><br>(Laffer walks up to the ring laughing and gloating about his new alliance. The entire crowd booing and ...
Scene opens to shows Hoods office, reorganized after the previous days catfight. Hood is busy as ever signing papers, (geez does this guy ever get out?). He ...
Scene opens with total darkness,the only light that is shown is from the titantron.<br>Then "Black and White" by Static X blares from the speakers.<br>The...
(Scene opens in the EDW Boyz basement...Ella May is still tied up with the oranges around her and EDWB has been shaven into what hair she had left)<br><br>So...
Scene opens with Hood sitting at his desk, head resting back, and he moaning. Suddenly something on the TV catches his eye, and he sees Ben's releasing of Ella...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is standing in the center of the ring at Stopher Gym. With him is his new shadow Slappy)<br><br>DMW: I'm back!!!!! I talked it...
Scene opens with Slappy holding a kendo stick...<br><br><br>Slappy: Ok Jerome, you heard DMW, I gotta be in shape for our match...<br><br>Jerome: Damn Cracka,...
Scene opens with Shawn in a limo with two fine ladies at his side.<br><br>Shawn:Who should I take in to be my tag partner.I mean he won't be able to match me...
Scene opens with Slappy holding a kendo stick... again...<br><br>Slappy: Ok Jerome, lets try this again...<br><br>Jerome: Dammt Cracka, I busted you up bad...
(Scene opens as the EDW boys are in their locker room discussing something)<br><br>DMW: Hey guys. I missed y'all ugly mugs this past week. <br><br>*Everyone ...
(scene opens with Jack working out with DMW in the gym)<br><br>Jackass: So dude... You wanna put my name in the box enh?<br><br>*jack does a couple of ...
Slappy is seen with an ice pack on his head, and his face looks swelled up. He's watching TV and sees the debut of the "Real Deal."<br><br>Slappy: Hey Jerome,...
Scene opens at a Hooters in New Orleans. The EDW boys are all sitting down with Hooters girls in there laps.<br><br>Mike: well boys, just another day of being...
Scene opens with Hoods office door nailed shut just in case a revolt may occur outside... his phone rings...<br><br>"Hello? Oh hey man. Had fun with ya boys at...
(Scene starts in Shawn McNeals house)<br><br>I hear there are a few people talking about me already.I mean I don't blame them.They know that to be the best you...
(scenes opens with Jackass smoking a cigar with some Rabid Jackass Followers)<br><br>Jackass: Lol..... I like the "Finger in your Ass" one. <br><br>*the RJF's...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking walks into the EDW boys locker room with a look of sorrow on his face)<br><br>DMW: Guys....hey, where's Guillot?<br><br>*Jack...
Scene opens with Slappy and Jerome standing over Fred who's sitting on a stool with a bright light in his face...<br><br>Slappy: Where were you on the night of...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is at his house in Vacherie)<br><br>DMW: I've been waiting for MONTHS for this moment. Hottest selling item in the markets...
(Scene opens with Shawn talking to a crowd of people)<br><br>Shawn:Alright everybody I want you all forming a line side by side.As of this moment I am looking...
Mike is in the woods with a very attractive blonde wearing traditional clothing.<br><br>Mike: So, you always like nature walks like this?<br><br>Kelly: Oh yes....
Mike is in the woods with a very attractive blonde wearing traditional clothing.<br><br>Mike: So, you always like nature walks like this?<br><br>Kelly: Oh yes....
Mike is in the woods with a very attractive blonde wearing traditional clothing.<br><br>Mike: So, you always like nature walks like this?<br><br>Kelly: Oh yes....
(scene opens with Rodney thinkin)<br>Well, I have a tag match with Dumb Mother Wanker and Slap yourself silly. I am going to be fighting them with my boy ...
(Scene opens with Ben sitting in his living room reading book 2 of Lord of the Rings)<br><br>You know, I'm a regular guy...I work for a living...I try my best ...