(scene opens to show Rodney sitting in a steel chair)<br>Well, I can't challenge Ben to a match since that idiot CW fired him. So I am issuing an open...
(scene opens with jackass smoking a cigar with a Rabid Jackass Follower)<br><br>Jackass: What and interesting turn of events at the ppv, enh? What do you think...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is walking slowly through Stopher Gym.)<br><br>DMW: Alcoholic, good match. Of course, the better man won. I shall now count ...
Slappy is seen sitting getting a backrub, with his nose in a cast.<br><br>"Parks, you broke my nose you fuck. My arm is getting better too. As far as Laffer...
At last, I am back. And it's time now to wreak some more havic.<br><br>When i was last here, I had a non-title match with former champion Mike Guillot. After ...
The scene opens on Nightmare. He is unpacking his luggage. He turns to see the camera.<br><br>Nightmare:<br><br>"Damn not even back for five minutes. What the...
OH MY GOD! LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN!!<br>(Laffer walks out with a bandage over his head, accompanied by Chocoboy, Mikaen, and Ella May)<br><br>Laffer: Now,...
Three very hot looking brunettes wearing flannel shirts and combat army boots are walking down the halls of Stover Gym. They stop by a locker foom that says ...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is leaving the locker room of the EDW boys in Stopher Gym.)<br><br>DMW: Well, well, well. It seems as if CW went all the way ...
(scene opens to see Flasher swimming in a pool of Lemon JELLO)<br>Well Jackass, I am glad to see your aliance with those others hasn't hindered your judgement ...
(scene opens to show Rodney in his locker room)<br>I thought I had to worry since I stole Mike's Exercise equipment, but DMW pawned it. Damn that's fucked up....
(Scene opens with Jackass in a lounge chair drinking a margarita on the rocks)<br><br>Jackass: A lemon jello match enh? And I thought people cringed at the ...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is racing out of Vacherie in the newly-fashioned Dragula)<br><br>DMW: Well Rodney, looks like you might have got the best of ...
(scene opens with Flasher looking in the mirror at himself)<br>Grow damn it grow! Oh shit!<br>(Flasher closes his trench coat)<br>I wish ya'll would knock...
(Rodney is listening to Flaw)<br>Well, DMW you havn't been paying attention. I don't use exercise equipment. I use water and there is no possible way to take ...
(Rodney is listening to Flaw)<br>Well, DMW you havn't been paying attention. I don't use exercise equipment. I use water and there is no possible way to take ...
(Camera fades in to show Big Lou sitting up in a hospital bed. The championship belt can be seen hanging on the wall inches above his head. He is opening ...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is shown standing in front of the place where Rodney lives)<br><br>DMW: Well, Rodney, I've been paying attention. I knew ...
More lesbians are walking around in the back of Stopher Gym, when they come upon Mikeon and Chocoboy. The girls walk up to the most electrifing fans in sports ...
Dear HWF:<br><br>I, Guillotine, have been sitting in this hospital bed contemplating my future. I have a contusion in my lower back, and it is uncertain if I...
The hospital is the scene. A Pizza man is shown with a bottle of whiskey talking to Kyle Turley.<br><br>Kyle: Ok, heres 20 for the Pizza, 20 for the 5th, and ...
(Scene opens with Laffer walking into his dressing room)<br><br>Laffer(looking around confused): where is everybody?? (looks at his watch) it's 8:00, they...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is once again standing in front of Rodney's living place)<br><br>*DMW is looking a little bit deranged. The camera is right in...
(scene opens to show Rodney watching DMW's Promo at his house)<br>Well you fucked up again you must have went to Elm St. My mom dones't live here, and I live...
Well, I have all of Laffer's fans turned. It is funny. Ella May is actually making a pretty damn good lesbian. And the other two whose names I can't pronounce ...
(Scene opens with a deranged Dead Man Walking pacing around his dressing room to calm his nerves)<br><br>DMW: Rodney, what the fuck is up with you. Are all ...
Well the PPV sure was interesting to say the least. I'm gonna cut the crap and just say whats on my mind. CW!!! oh great manipulator!!! MAN DID YOU EVER FUCK...
(scene opens)<br>You dumbass, once again you fail to understand. My mom lives in New Orleans so how could she have been at "my house". Fuck man you really ...
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