Scene opens with Hood sitting at his desk, head
resting back, and he moaning. Suddenly something on the
TV catches his eye, and he sees Ben's releasing of
Ella May. Hood bolts right
up...<br><br>"OW!"<br><br>*CRUNCH*<br><br>"AGH!"<br><br>Voice from Under the
desk "My head"<br><br>Hood: "OW IT
HURTS, OH GOD IT HURTS!"<br><br>Sophia emerges from
under the desk, rubbing her head and looking at her
employer on the floor in fetal position... "I'll get you
some ice Mr. Hood."<br><br>"Forget the ice Sophia, get
some 2x4's and order immediate security systems all
over the perimeter... I'm expecting a massive
revolt... Damn Ben, didn't I teach you anything about
hostage taking..."<br><br>(Scene fades out)
(Scene opens in the EDW Boyz basement...Ella May is still tied up with the oranges around her and EDWB has been shaven into what hair she had left)<br><br>So...
Scene opens with Hood sitting at his desk, head resting back, and he moaning. Suddenly something on the TV catches his eye, and he sees Ben's releasing of Ella...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is standing in the center of the ring at Stopher Gym. With him is his new shadow Slappy)<br><br>DMW: I'm back!!!!! I talked it...
Scene opens with Slappy holding a kendo stick...<br><br><br>Slappy: Ok Jerome, you heard DMW, I gotta be in shape for our match...<br><br>Jerome: Damn Cracka,...
Scene opens with Shawn in a limo with two fine ladies at his side.<br><br>Shawn:Who should I take in to be my tag partner.I mean he won't be able to match me...
Scene opens with Slappy holding a kendo stick... again...<br><br>Slappy: Ok Jerome, lets try this again...<br><br>Jerome: Dammt Cracka, I busted you up bad...
(Scene opens as the EDW boys are in their locker room discussing something)<br><br>DMW: Hey guys. I missed y'all ugly mugs this past week. <br><br>*Everyone ...
(scene opens with Jack working out with DMW in the gym)<br><br>Jackass: So dude... You wanna put my name in the box enh?<br><br>*jack does a couple of ...
Slappy is seen with an ice pack on his head, and his face looks swelled up. He's watching TV and sees the debut of the "Real Deal."<br><br>Slappy: Hey Jerome,...
Scene opens at a Hooters in New Orleans. The EDW boys are all sitting down with Hooters girls in there laps.<br><br>Mike: well boys, just another day of being...
Scene opens with Hoods office door nailed shut just in case a revolt may occur outside... his phone rings...<br><br>"Hello? Oh hey man. Had fun with ya boys at...
(Scene starts in Shawn McNeals house)<br><br>I hear there are a few people talking about me already.I mean I don't blame them.They know that to be the best you...
(scenes opens with Jackass smoking a cigar with some Rabid Jackass Followers)<br><br>Jackass: Lol..... I like the "Finger in your Ass" one. <br><br>*the RJF's...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking walks into the EDW boys locker room with a look of sorrow on his face)<br><br>DMW: Guys....hey, where's Guillot?<br><br>*Jack...
Scene opens with Slappy and Jerome standing over Fred who's sitting on a stool with a bright light in his face...<br><br>Slappy: Where were you on the night of...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is at his house in Vacherie)<br><br>DMW: I've been waiting for MONTHS for this moment. Hottest selling item in the markets...
(Scene opens with Shawn talking to a crowd of people)<br><br>Shawn:Alright everybody I want you all forming a line side by side.As of this moment I am looking...
Mike is in the woods with a very attractive blonde wearing traditional clothing.<br><br>Mike: So, you always like nature walks like this?<br><br>Kelly: Oh yes....
Mike is in the woods with a very attractive blonde wearing traditional clothing.<br><br>Mike: So, you always like nature walks like this?<br><br>Kelly: Oh yes....
Mike is in the woods with a very attractive blonde wearing traditional clothing.<br><br>Mike: So, you always like nature walks like this?<br><br>Kelly: Oh yes....
(scene opens with Rodney thinkin)<br>Well, I have a tag match with Dumb Mother Wanker and Slap yourself silly. I am going to be fighting them with my boy ...
(Scene opens with Ben sitting in his living room reading book 2 of Lord of the Rings)<br><br>You know, I'm a regular guy...I work for a living...I try my best ...
"Sophia, get in here!"<br><br>"Yes Mr. Hood"<br><br>The boards have been taken down, as Hood no longer fears a possible riot in the area around his ...
(Scene opens with Dead Man Walking outside the Stopher Gym. He kicks the door open, almost breaking it off its hinges. He sees his target in the ring training...
Scene opens in an open field... a cotton field to be exact.<br><br>Slappy is scene in an old style suit, similar to those worn in Gone with the Wind. He's ...
(Scene starts in Shawns shower)<br> <br>Shawn:Well well well,its only a day away.I bet all of my fans are waiting to see me wrestle.Well sorry to disappoint...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is in Stoper Gym training for his tag match. Slappy and Jerome are in the ring as well.)<br><br>DMW: So, Jerome. You're gonna...
We here at HWF would like to address an issue that has popped up on the board... racism.<br><br>While we take into consideration that it is all and fun and no...
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