Scene opens with Hood at his desk with an ice
pack to his chin. <br><br>"Damn that Last Laff looks
weak, but damn it hurts. Laffer, looks like you're
going to be one of the competitors attempting to win
the Frenzy title. And while I'm not a particularly
strong supporter of Ben Arabie, I'm particularly pissed
with you. <br><br>" See I don't give a rats ass about
who you've aligned with, and who's ass you've kicked.
Normally things are strictly business, but Damn IT, you
came to my office and requested a video tribute be
done to your career to get fan support, 'just in
case.' Well, being the fair owner that I am, I spared no
expense for my talent. I let you procure usage of my
cell. Then you blow it all in a heartbeat when you
assaulted my hand picked referee. Thus wasting 25 grand of
HWF money. Well, you now have to face me in the
opening match of Frenzy. Then you have to face a fired up
EDW representative as well. Not to mention you better
watch your back because them boys are Extremly Deadly
and will be out to kick your ass anytime.
<br><br>Anyway Laffer just be prepared for one hell of a
fight..."<br><br>Hood looks to some papers and gets flustered... "What
the hell does Slappy need all these vaccinations for?
God damn!"<br><br>Suddenly Elaine, Hood's former
secretary bursts in...<br><br>"Who's the bimbo out there at
MY desk?"<br><br>Hood looks up startled... "Thats
Sophia, my replacement since I fired your ass! Get the
hell out of here or I'll start dropping
pens!"<br><br>"You perverted bastard!"<br><br>Hood: "Oh why not go
let the ATC run some more trains on you. You seem to
like that. And here, you can have these panties back
too.<br><br>Elaine: These aren't mine!<br><br>Hood:
Opps...<br><br>Sophia: Hey Hood whose this bimbo?<br><br>Elaine:
AGH!<br><br>Hood: Ladies please stop... no, don't stop, please
freely tear each others clothing off, yeah thats
it!<br><br>(Scene fades out as Hood sits in his desk enjoying the
show)