(Scene opens with Jackass in a lounge chair
drinking a margarita on the rocks)<br><br>Jackass: A lemon
jello match enh? And I thought people cringed at the
concept of a Pile-of-Shit match.<br><br>*sips on the
margarita made from fresh squeezed limes*<br><br>Jackass:
Anyway, it's up to the HWF as to whether they want to
fund a lemon jello match. I'll accept, though I don't
see the point. That, honestly, has got to be the
stupidest idea for a match I ever heard.<br><br>*chugs the
margarita made from fresh squeezed limes and motions a
Rabid Jackass Follower to come over*<br><br>Jackass:
Hey moron, why don't you take this sheet of paper and
give Flasher 3 or 4 paper cuts on his face.... Wait a
sec. Gimme that!<br><br>*takes the paper from the
RJF's hand and procedes to give himself paper cuts on
his face.*<br><br>Jackass: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG! Now
we'll see who the real man is.<br><br><br>(scene ends
with Jackass beating on the RJF to take out his
frustrations)
(scene opens to show Rodney in his locker room)<br>I thought I had to worry since I stole Mike's Exercise equipment, but DMW pawned it. Damn that's fucked up....
(Scene opens with Jackass in a lounge chair drinking a margarita on the rocks)<br><br>Jackass: A lemon jello match enh? And I thought people cringed at the ...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is racing out of Vacherie in the newly-fashioned Dragula)<br><br>DMW: Well Rodney, looks like you might have got the best of ...
(scene opens with Flasher looking in the mirror at himself)<br>Grow damn it grow! Oh shit!<br>(Flasher closes his trench coat)<br>I wish ya'll would knock...
(Rodney is listening to Flaw)<br>Well, DMW you havn't been paying attention. I don't use exercise equipment. I use water and there is no possible way to take ...
(Rodney is listening to Flaw)<br>Well, DMW you havn't been paying attention. I don't use exercise equipment. I use water and there is no possible way to take ...
(Camera fades in to show Big Lou sitting up in a hospital bed. The championship belt can be seen hanging on the wall inches above his head. He is opening ...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is shown standing in front of the place where Rodney lives)<br><br>DMW: Well, Rodney, I've been paying attention. I knew ...
More lesbians are walking around in the back of Stopher Gym, when they come upon Mikeon and Chocoboy. The girls walk up to the most electrifing fans in sports ...
Dear HWF:<br><br>I, Guillotine, have been sitting in this hospital bed contemplating my future. I have a contusion in my lower back, and it is uncertain if I...
The hospital is the scene. A Pizza man is shown with a bottle of whiskey talking to Kyle Turley.<br><br>Kyle: Ok, heres 20 for the Pizza, 20 for the 5th, and ...
(Scene opens with Laffer walking into his dressing room)<br><br>Laffer(looking around confused): where is everybody?? (looks at his watch) it's 8:00, they...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking is once again standing in front of Rodney's living place)<br><br>*DMW is looking a little bit deranged. The camera is right in...
(scene opens to show Rodney watching DMW's Promo at his house)<br>Well you fucked up again you must have went to Elm St. My mom dones't live here, and I live...
Well, I have all of Laffer's fans turned. It is funny. Ella May is actually making a pretty damn good lesbian. And the other two whose names I can't pronounce ...
(Scene opens with a deranged Dead Man Walking pacing around his dressing room to calm his nerves)<br><br>DMW: Rodney, what the fuck is up with you. Are all ...
Well the PPV sure was interesting to say the least. I'm gonna cut the crap and just say whats on my mind. CW!!! oh great manipulator!!! MAN DID YOU EVER FUCK...
(scene opens)<br>You dumbass, once again you fail to understand. My mom lives in New Orleans so how could she have been at "my house". Fuck man you really ...
(Scene opens with Laffer running down the hall towards the Corporate dressing room. He suddenly stops in his tracks)<br><br>Laffer: Wait a minute! How did LP ...
(seen opens in bathroom some where)So Dark whore you think that it'll be so easy to take us out? That was really stupid of you to just tell us that you were...
(seen opens in bathroom some where)So Dark whore you think that it'll be so easy to take us out? That was really stupid of you to just tell us that you were...
(scene opens with Rodney sitting there obviously thinking hard)<br>When I said I wasn't worried about Jack Ass I was referring to this week. Now Ben you have ...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking and Jackass is playing pool at DMW's house)<br><br>DMW: Jackass, I'm telling ya, I'm sick and fucking tired of playing around ...
The scene opens on Nightmare. He is climbing a cliff. He slipps, but he has the safety harness on. He then continues to climb up. He makes it to the top, takes...
Lp is sitting in the lemon locker room watching a show of lesbians when Laffer burst into the room shouting obssenities. He stops in mid sentence, and leaves ...
(Scene opens as Dead Man Walking and Jackass are walking away from the hospital in disbelief)<br><br>DMW: I can't believe they won't let us in the hospital! ...
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