[Cajun Patriot's house in Golden Meadow the day after Summer Heat]

Chip: Yo, Homes! I can't believe this whack shiz-nit! We're the
number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles!

CP: Mais yah, Cher! When we walked inta de Deat' Valley tanight, I
knew, me, dat we were gonna walk outta dere wit' a title shot. An'
ya know why I knew dat? Cuz it's time! De Cajun Patriot has won
many, many matches in his career, an' it's now time ta reap de
benefits! I win all dem matches, me, an' de Mr. Corporate himself,
Hood, keeps lookin' me ova fo' de title shots! I can' tell ya how
many times I shoulda been Frenzy Champ, or Heavyweight Champ, but did
I get a title shot? Mais NO! But enough o' dat; I jus' wanna tank
you, Cher.

Chip: For what, yo?

CP: Fo' lettin' me a part o' de greatest faction in de HWF - de
Southside Boyz! See Kracka dere? He dun showed Team Corporate dat
Southside rules by winnin' de Heavyweight Championship! An' you, you
help me send a message ta Mr. Hood by beatin' his two lackey oafs dat
de Cajun Patriot an' Chip are forces not ta be reckoned wit'! An
when we take dem tag titles from de EDW Boys, we go show Team
Corporate dat Southside will reign foreva! Ooh yah, Cher! Say it
wit' me!

CP and Chip: Laissez les bon temps rouler!

[Scene fades]