*Scene opens as Nebula and Jackass are landing the chopper at
Nebula's house in Thibodaux.*

Nebula: This chopper's alright, but it's not as good as MY wheels.

Jackass: What wheels? All you have is a piece of shit Nissan Maxima.

Nebula: Not anymore. I traded that bitch in!

Jackass: For what?

*Nebula opens the garage door to reveal a black Corvette.*

Jackass: DAMN! Where did you get the money for that?

Nebula: I've been doing a lot of commercials since Kobe Bryant got
dropped by Nike.

Jackass: That'll explain it.

Nebula: Anyway, that was a kickass match we had with those Ignorant
Wrestling Oafs. I told those two time and again that they can't beat
the greatest tag team in the world! They had their shots on more
than one occassion, and as long as we're the champs, Jack, there's NO
WAY IN HELL that they can earn another tag title shot.

Jackass: Hell yeah, man!

*Nebula and Jackass enter the house and turn the TV on just in time
to catch Wolfdogg's promo.*

Nebula: Did you hear that whiney little bitch? He wants to fight me
again? Didn't I teach his ass a lesson at Summer Heat? I'm not
worried about his Chicago punk ass this week. What I'm worried about
is defending the Tag Team titles against the Southside Boys on Frenzy
this week.

Jackass: Yeah, man, they did pretty good at the PPV.

Nebula: Yeah. Chip, Cajun, you earned your shot this week.
However, all you did was fight Slappy and FOM. We've fought those
two countless times, and we ALWAYS came out on top. Do you think
that beating those two shows us that you have what it takes? If you
want these titles, you better wrestle a hundred times better than
what you did at the PPV because there's NO WAY IN HELL that you can
beat the craziest wrester AND the most technical wrestler that this
business has ever seen! Granted, I do have all the respect for you
two and Kracka, but business is business. And after we retain our
Tag Team titles, we'll go fais-do-do with y'all until Chip dehydrates
himself from all that pimpin' around. Oh, and Kracka, congrats on
the winning the Heavyweight Championship; Jerome just sucked balls as
the champion.

Jackass: What about Wolfdogg? You know he's gonna cry like a little
bitch if you don't accept his challenge.

Nebula: FINE! I accept his goddam challenge! Not this week but
next, I'll show him one last time that he cannot and will not beat
the best damn technical wrestler in the HWF! Time to go train.

Jackass: Let's tear this place apart!

*Nebula and Jackass square off against each other in the Nebula's
personal training ring.*

*Scene fades*