The stadium is huge!

Capable of seating well over 90,000 fans, Tiger Stadium is empty
right now.

The federation crew is busily setting things up. Bernie Lunt watches
from atop the press box, doing his thing.

"So, it has come to this. In front of all these horny sorority
whores, we fight in a gimmick match reserved for the dying days of
WCW."

Bernie picks up his binoculars and zooms on something... "Hey I seen
him on the news, that's Nick Saban. What's he doing? HEY THAT'S MY
BONG! I was gonna hide that under the ring later. Great, gotta go
find another one to hide."

Bernie sets his binoculars down.

He starts going down the ladder and looks to the camera.

"Ass Clown, come match time, you will get blasted into next week, and
oh bitch trust me, you will get SMOKED OUT!"


(scene fades)