Brother Wallace claims he is still afflicted with Lucas points.
Is there one source for every Lucas joke extant? I ran across one with which
I was unfamiliar recently but can't remember the exact wording. I know of
the Lucas three-position switch: Dim, Intermittent, and Off. But this was
something like a three-position Lucas switch: Spark, Smolder, and Blaze.
Satch Carlson
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