This is official condemnation of a rumour going around that
there will be low turnout for Sunday pickup due to a
tournament being held in Cape HenLOpen this weekend.

Please be advised that there will be at least THREE people
showing up promptly at 11:00 am at Byrd Park to
smoke/drink/generally have a good time.

If FOUR people show up, we can have two simultaneous
throwing/catching drills.

With FIVE people, we can have some fun "monkey in the
middle" drills.

With SIX people, we can have a semi-decent game of hot box.

With SEVEN people, we can have a sub for hot box.

With EIGHT people, we can have a really decent game of hot
box.

With NINE people, we will have enough people together to
invent some really nasty rumours about those going to Cape
HenLOpen.

With TEN people, we can have a good game with a short
field, and who gives a @#($&@#($ about those going to Cape
HenLOpen - who needs them anyway??

With ELEVEN people, let's field our own team for a
tournament somewhere.

With TWELVE people, we can pick someplace with some nice
grass to play on, not tell anyone, and keep it all to
ourselves. Let THEM wonder where everyone is for once . .
.

11:00 am, Byrd Park, we love anyone who loves Ultimate,
come out and share the love.