Dave Lloyd! This is the kind of genius we're missing.

Bravo, maestro! We miss you, too, dude. Bring it.

Hopefully Sahli will chime in with a Keith story now.

Brandon Bates
brandon.bates@...




On Mar 13, 2009, at 4:54 PM, David Lloyd wrote:

I've learned that Keith is a lot like Beatlejuice. If you yell his
name out 3 times he appears.

I would just like the record to show that when I was hiring an
assistant, Keith Boisvert sent me a resume stating he could "procure
drugs and hookers to satiate the most rabid desires of the classical
artist."

Cheers,
Dave

On Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 4:37 PM, Brandon Bates
<brandon.bates@...> wrote:
> Richmond Ultimaters,
>
> I'm issuing a public call for the return of Keith Boisvert and his
> pithy comments to this list. We know Keith's got a new family and an
> avalanche of responsibilities, but as a single, bored fan of
> witticisms and dirty talk I demand the reemergence of a beloved member
> of the Richmond Ultimate community.
>
> There was a time, long ago, when subscribers to this list could depend
> on words of wisdom from the likes of Jack Cooksey, Dave Lloyd, and the
> aforementioned Keith Boisvert. As we've all grown older (and wider in
> some cases) these e-mails have become fewer and fewer. Well, I say, no
> more! There are too many young and impressionable minds who look to
> you, Keith, for guidance and affirmation. Maybe that's not true, but
> this list is no fun anymore without you.
>
> Don't get me wrong, I'm not too concerned as to whether or not Keith
> wants to show up to pick-up or play Summer League this year--I just
> want the goods in a way that only Boisvert can provide.
>
> So if you, dear reader who got sucked into this e-mail through late-
> day boredom or by chance, agree, please join me in saying Keith's name
> repeatedly into any handy mirror or reflective material (the shiny
> side of some foil will do) until he shows up at your house. Or writes
> a funny e-mail.
>
> I'm serious. I'll be waiting.
>
> Brandon Bates
> brandon.bates@...
>
>