Richmond Ultimaters,

I'm issuing a public call for the return of Keith Boisvert and his
pithy comments to this list. We know Keith's got a new family and an
avalanche of responsibilities, but as a single, bored fan of
witticisms and dirty talk I demand the reemergence of a beloved member
of the Richmond Ultimate community.

There was a time, long ago, when subscribers to this list could depend
on words of wisdom from the likes of Jack Cooksey, Dave Lloyd, and the
aforementioned Keith Boisvert. As we've all grown older (and wider in
some cases) these e-mails have become fewer and fewer. Well, I say, no
more! There are too many young and impressionable minds who look to
you, Keith, for guidance and affirmation. Maybe that's not true, but
this list is no fun anymore without you.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not too concerned as to whether or not Keith
wants to show up to pick-up or play Summer League this year--I just
want the goods in a way that only Boisvert can provide.

So if you, dear reader who got sucked into this e-mail through late-
day boredom or by chance, agree, please join me in saying Keith's name
repeatedly into any handy mirror or reflective material (the shiny
side of some foil will do) until he shows up at your house. Or writes
a funny e-mail.

I'm serious. I'll be waiting.


Brandon Bates
brandon.bates@...