Hi everyone!

Prom is only a few days away!!! Friday night at the Elks Lodge...i hope to
see you all looking smashing. :)

A couple of things...we need nominations for prom king and queen, so start
sending em my way. ;)

Also, we have a very very small prom committee...

Jen Schmuldt (has done all our decorations for us...thanks jen) Jen,
Chrissy Smiley, Jeff Scott and Grady have all offered to come friday
afternoon and help set up, but we'd love to have more volunteers. We will
need help (i know it's not a fun job) w/ cleaning at the end of the night
and would love anything else you want to do to contribute. We've have some
great suggestions, so if there is something you want to add to the mix..let
me know.

See you guys all there!

Nancy

>From: Wiley Equid <wilyequid@...>
>To: gru-chat@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: Re: [gru] Digest Number 711
>Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 12:24:33 -0800 (PST)
>
>
>Hmm...the Prom Committe has been awfully quiet of
>late. Having actually served on a "Prom" Committee
>(mind you this is "prom" that lived through the
>halycon days put on by renegades in the Wyoming Game
>and Fish Department..yes, believe it...), I deem it
>appropriate for PROM RULES. I know what disdain the
>ultimate has for such rules other than the official
>UPA, but I'm an ad hoc committee of one,
>self-appointed no less, so here goes:
>
>PROM RULES:
>
>RULE No. 1: Men must wear ties!.
>RULE No. 2: Women must wear panties.
>
>Caveat: the manner, style, and general placement of
>the aforesaid accoutrements is entirely up to the
>wearer. Not only will IDs be checked (we have to know
>who you are..e.g., terrorist, CIA agent, etc.), but
>your appropriate prom wear need also be, well,
>appropriate.
>
>These are the only rules that apply unless someone
>else sees fit to amend them.
>
>Of course, no prom would ever be a real prom without a
>king and queen. I motion that such be elected by the
>inveterate ultimate prom crowd, of course.
>
>Election procedures: In the true tradition of
>American elections (vote, and vote often, and always
>let your chad hang), each vote must be cast with an
>appropriate tequila shot (bribing of the election
>committee, as yet unformed, is encouraged and
>expected).
>
>I was thinking (dangerous to do, of course) that we
>could somehow raise a little money from the election
>for GRU, if it can be arranged...for example, some
>portion of shots back to operational expenses...don't
>know how the Elks feel about this or what the alcohol
>arrangement is, but worth exploring?
>
>KING and QUEEN:
>
>Election of the King entitles aforesaid to wear the
>honorable "drink stirrer" necklace. This necklace has
>been handed down to me from the now defunct Wyoming
>Game and Fish Chalk Mountain Prom (name changed to
>protect the guilty..you have no idea.
>
>The King, on beckoning call of any of his subjects,
>must stir said beckoning subject's beverage at any
>time. However, in having the King stir your beverage
>(adult or otherwise), you must adhere to the King's
>command and wish. Kingly discretion advised.
>
>Election of the Queen entitles aforesaid to wear the
>Tiara fit for a Queen. The Queen should be of
>virginal quality. But on second thought, we're
>talking an Ultimate crowd, so what are the chances? I
>say nil. And as yet, I'm stumped what the Queen shall
>have the honor of upholding... of course, asking her
>to stir beverages in a manner similar to the her
>Kingly escort would likely make this all the more
>interesting.
>
>Okay..that's my one-person committee motion. A second
>or amendment offered?
>
>David Kane
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