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How Can Something That Looks So Good...Hurt So Bad?


Little Billy is sitting on a park bench eating candy bar after candy
bar. A man walks by and says" You know, you shouldn't eat all those
candy bars. Not only will you get a bellyache but you will grow up
with acne and you'll be really fat."
Unfazed by the mans words, Little Billy keeps eating the candy
bars "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old", he exclaims.
"Really?" asks the man, clearly surprised. "Your grandfather lived
that long because he ate a lot of candy bars?"
"No", replies Little Billy "He minded his own f-cking business"

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This Weekend...

This next weekend, Team SWB & Big Red will be in NJ on Friday and
Saturday night!

Friday 16th -WXW- Castle Hill Ballroom. Fountain Hill, PA. 7 pm.

Saturday 17th -WXW- American Legion Hall. Mt. Carmel, PA. 7pm. $12.00
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Don't miss the US debut of Total Wrestling Magazine! (Finally!)
Hitting the newsstands the first week of June, TW will feature Yours
Truly as the centerfold. Plus, loads of other good stuff, since they
cover all aspects of the wrestling industry. Indies, WWE, Japan, TNA,
UK and everywhere in between! Elsewhere, that issue should be out
now. If anyone brings theirs to a show I'm on, I'll be happy to sign
it and draw little smiley faces and hearts in it.


Hope to see you and feel free to bring your signs!







Last Weekend...

After the past month off, I feel lots better and am ready to hit the
road again! Last weekend I worked the Killer Kowalski show, managing
Slyk. (http://www.SlykWagnerBrown.com) The battle royal rocked. I'd
really wanted to be in it, but Walter has a thing about girls not
being allowed, so I was relegated to having lotsa cleavage and
circling around the outside chopping people. Hard. Good fun.



The guys decided that they'd shut the school down for Mother's Day.
(Yes, we have school on Sunday's.) Since when Ma's Day a major
holiday? I adore my mom as much as the next person, but Gold's Gym
didn't shut down because of it. This just confirms my suspicions that
I do in fact train with a bunch of momma's boys. It'll be interesting
to see if Father's Day gets the same respect.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm a redhead, and I -
as well as redhead fans - are a little more vocal and fun loving…but
I've found over the years that I really have some great fans. You're
invited to chat with us on my Yahoo message board. Lately, topics
range from wrestling to what superpower you'd most like to have if
you were a superhero. The link is on the menu of my site. (And don't
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Hunter; The Reckonings...
I'm going to mention a subject that's really aggravating me. And it's
likely a sore spot to you, too.

Dumb people.

The other day, I was trying to get to an appointment I'd had. As I
rounded a busy Boston road at lunchtime, it was at a completely halt.
Apparently, a semi truck thought he might be able to squeeze a right
turn down a narrow street. And what did the car behind him do? Sat
there, half behind him, half in the road. Patiently. As if this guy
could pull forward or move back. Meanwhile, the road backed up all
the way to the highway. Dumb.



You're in a traffic jam (I use traffic a lot because nothing brings
out the lack of decision-making skills, like operating a car) and
things are barely moving. You're wondering what's up…is it an
accident? Overturned semi? Construction? Finally, you pass a single
broken down vehicle pulled off to the side. Immediately, your lane
speeds back to normal. It would seem that you & I were held up
because every lame ass, no-life having idiot felt the need to stop
and stare at the poor unfortunate schmuck who ran out of gas.



Or the Twit Of The Month-the brainiac driving the tractor trailer
yesterday who, while traveling 30 m.p.h. over the speed limit, jack-
knifed in the (brand new Big Dig) tunnel in downtown Boston…breaking
through the underground wall and spilling oil everywhere. This is the
very same tunnel that has cost billions. (Approximately each and
every Bostonian has paid $3000/year in extra taxes because of it.)
After ten years of waiting and only one month open, said tunnel is
now closed.



Dumb people. They're everywhere.



If someone is stupid, fine. But don't hold me up because of you're a
flippin' sped. If you think me harsh, imagine life like this: where
people know how to merge on and off highways…use their turn signals
BEFORE they hit their brakes…are able to enter a freakin' rotary and
are capable of moving over to make left turns allowing the rest of us
to pass in harmony.



Where they can actually READ and UNDERSTAND that the SpeedPass lane
only takes Speed Pass and they have the correct change ready at
the "correct change only" tollbooths.



At the store, imagine people in the express lane actually having "10
Items or Less". And NOT paying by check.



Imagine being able to work out at the gym without some idiot and his
friends camping out for a social hour on a machine (you'd like to
use), then leaving all the weights they couldn't properly lift on as
they walked off.



I've heard us referred to us as fish in a tank before. The dumber
ones need to get the f—k out, because their only use is to muck it up
for everyone else. Or get eaten by the bigger fish.



Each day I click my email open, hundreds of emails come through. And
roughly eleven are worth reading. I don't need Viagra, to find
classmates, a larger penis or to see young Asian girls. I don't want
to discover anything about anybody, wholesale prescription meds, big
black c-ck in tight white p-ssy, free passwords, to know how to kill
airborne bacteria, under aged boys or the contents of my colon. I
just want to get my f-cking email.



Imagine life without dumb people; it would flow a bit more smoothly
like receiving email without spam.

Sorry if any of you stupidoes are offended, but if you just stop
being stupid, you won't be offended anymore. Duh.


Questions I Get Every Week:

Dear Redheaded Goddess

It's me Calvin again. Oh yeah, I know you've been asked this question
a lot of times but, When do you plan to invade the WWE?,and which
brand would you choose RAW or Smackdown?



Hmm. Let me check my palm pilot...I'm really busy this month, but
maybe July. Would that work for you? Calvin Baby…if only it were that
easy. You make it sound like once I'm ready, I can just ring up the
Vince Line and let him know I'll be starting next week.

Unfortunately, it's not like that. With only one company now, there
are less and less spots for new wrestlers. And with only one ladies
match per show, that narrows it down even more. Not to mention how
you get hired. You have to be in the right place at the right time
knowing the right people and be the right person to fill the angle
they need. A lot of `rights', right? In the meantime, you can
probably catch me live on a show near you, since I travel and work
every weekend.



Big Red,

Will you be coming to Florida/Minnesota/Germany/Texas/Canada any time
soon?



Well, first, if you're signed up for this letter, you'll know first.
But truthfully, the reason I don't work far from the northeast much
is because wrestling promoters aren't willing (or able) to cover
travel costs, which can be quite high. Most Independent federations
don't make too much money and neither do Indy wrestlers. At this
level, the reason we do this is because we really enjoy being in the
business. However, "the customer is always right", so if you want me
in your town, just ask `em for me.



Enjoy the site update and your weekend!

Kisses! April the Amazon

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Hunter Ha Ha...


An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks
his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong
place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in
hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile,
they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and
the engineer is a pretty popular guy.


One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a
sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where
are YOU going to get a lawyer?
(Thanks DL!)



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