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How Can Something That Looks So Good...Hurt So Bad?


Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness.They left in the
early morning hours and their separate ways. The next day, they all
met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunkerthe
night before.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying,"I drove
straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the
door, I blew chunks."

The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my
car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
insurance!"

The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I
got home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked a candle
over, and burned the whole house down!! "

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out
again, "Listen, guys, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my
dog."

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Members! For this week's update, I've got a hot new photo set for
you, and this one was requested. Glistening & Limber. Also, an
exclusive unedited interview with Trinity, and a new video has been
posted! Enjoy!


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Best of Both Worlds. Penthouse AND Pro-Wrestling. Even if you're
not a wrestling fan, you'll love the Behind-The-Scenes road stories
and politics. Anyone can relate. Mens magazine model turned Feature
Showgirl turned fitness model turned pro wrestler. I live a weird
life and have lived to tell all about it. With snapshots!
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This Week...

Tonight/Wed 23rd. House Of Pain Ironshow. Fans of the big red one are
invited to call in Wednesday at 7pm www.ussportsradio.com.



Confirmed Upcoming Dates:

May 10th-Killer Kowalski's All Stars, Tewksbury, MA. April vs. Nikki
Roxx

REMATCH! Slyk vs. "The Graduate" Tim McNeany w/Eve. Also, Eddie
Edwards, Tag Team "The Family" (Cianci & Guiliani), Tre' The Smooth
Operatin' Gangsta, Killer Kowalski and the Killer students!
http://www.slykwagnerbrown.com/

May 31st-MWF-Lynn MA. April vs. Talia!

June 6th-JAPW-Sciota PA. Slyk w/ Big Red vs. Justin Credible

June 7th-JAPW-Trenton NJ. " " vs. Mafia for JAPW Title!

June13th-PWA-Danbury, CT. SWB w/ The Prize vs. Roadkill

June 8th -JCW- Garfield, NJ.

June 28th-New England Invitational Tournament, Sanford ME
June 29th -JCW- Elks Lodge. Paramus, NJ.



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Quote of the Year: "Wrestling Is Real. It's The People In It That Are
Fake."





Hunter; The Reckonings...

I hope your holiday was good. I spent it with family-we've recently
had an addition of a new baby, which is always good fun. Until they
spit up on you! At this point, I still like `em refundable, nah'
mean?



I'm trying to hit the gym big time to erase the winter damage and too
much lazing around with injuries. I just got burnt out on the gym and
wasn't looking forward to going. Plus everything hurts. I would do
the bare minimum to get through the hour and skip out. Ever been
there? I've been working out for 13 years, every single week, so it
can really get repetitive after a while. But, I'm sick of waiting out
my knee and back and decided that I might as well work through
everything as best I can.



On Monday Team SWB & Big Red were supposed to leave for the UK and
Ireland, but that tour has been postponed for us. Irish Whip was
cancelled, but we'll be back for All Star Wrestling sometime very
soon in the future.



Killer Kowalski's wrestling school started back yesterday, and we've
had our ring redone, so it rocks! Let the bruises begin! I'm on
school break (video production) but start back next week. Maybe one
of these days I'll score the big money producing video for the
internet's largest porno site or something, but until then, I'm happy
making wrestling videos. I may be producing a local wrestling show in
Boston for TV in the future. Anyone who would like to be included in
that, please email me. This isn't live, I would just need quality
footage of good matches from all over to bring some wrestling variety
to New England. Any wrestler participating would have the chance to
get their name out, as NE is a clustered area with longtime fans.



Women In Wrestling; An Exclusive Interview With Trinity!



You all know how much I love working with "tough bitches" who look
good and are cool additions to the locker room; total packages so to
speak. From time to time, instead of hogging all this space to
myself, I'm going to feature girls like this here. (Yes, I know, I'm
the coolest.)

My first interview is with Stephanie Finochio, aka. Trinity from NWA
TNA. I met her in Boston when she debuted in her first match against
The Fabulous Firebird Phoenix. From just a year ago until now, the
tall, ultra-fit brunette has literally shot to the top and done
extremely well for herself. Her doing well is also good for other
women in the business. A stuntwoman by trade, she's used to falling
off buildings, down mountain slides and going through windows, so
flipping backwards 20-30 feet to the floor off the top of a
turnbuckle hardly fazes her. She is very athletic and anyone can tell
by the shape she keeps herself in that she's dedicated. I think she
has tremendous appeal, because both guys and girls like her. Even
though we don't always see things exactly the same way, we've always
gotten along well, both love wrestling and I have a lot of respect
for her opinions. I teamed up with her for a! tag match vs. Mercedes
& Riptide this weekend, where she scored the pin for our team with a
Lionsault, and she hung out for a bit after to chat.



How did you get into wrestling?

I used to wrestle back in high school and always loved the sport. I
watched it here and there on TV, and really started getting into it
when it started to become ultra athletic and high flying.

Why would a pretty girl like you step into the ring?

I just love it!!!! I got into wrestling was for the athleticism and
entertainment. I thought this was something that I could do that
would incorporate all my skills and talents. I am a professional
stunt-woman, and during my career I crossed paths with pro-wrestling
a few times. One of the stunt coordinators that I work for was
working on a wrestling video game with Akklaim, so I went to the
building to check it out. I met Kid Kash and Johnny Swinger, watched
some tapes and got to get in the ring and work a little. I really
wanted to start getting into wrestling and training. Then, a little
later, I was handed a script to coordinate a movie on backyard
wrestling. So with that, I bought a wrestling ring, looked into a
local school that Mikey Whipwreck was training at and joined.

How do the guys treat you backstage? Have any of them ever done
anything that you felt overstepped the line?

I was fortunate to get a lot of advice from the guys I train and
work the Independants with them. At first I didn't feel I was
treated any differently, but that didn't last that long. I don't feel
like woman are really respected in this business. On one hand I
understand, but then on the other I feel it shouldn't be that way no
matter what. But I know who I am and what I can do and have always
been confident with the person I am. I work hard for what I want and
am always willing to prove myself. I have been in many businesses
and sports that are mostly male-dominated and have always earned
their respect.

Would you ever date a fan?

I really don't have time to date. Wrestling consumes my world right
now and probably will for a while.

How do you feel about women's wrestling today?

I am happy where I am and what I have been doing so as far. As
women's wrestling today, whether this is the way it is, or I get to
be a part in what it's becoming, I think woman are becoming a strong
force in the industry.

How do you feel about the T&A in women's wrestling?

I really try not to think about it. I want to be a serious
wrestler, so I work hard at that. But it is the entertainment
business, so I think there is room for everything. I try not to judge
anyone, because I don't like to be judged. I do think it makes it
somewhat difficult to be taken serious as woman wrestler in the
business, but that just means I have to work harder to show what I
can do. And I have no problem with that.

Would you pose for Playboy if offered?

No. I've kept my clothes on this long for professionalism in
stuntwork and wrestling. To me, it just seems like women have enough
against them in these businesses, so I don't want to make it any
harder on myself than it already is to be taken seriously or as
talented. (Red's note: this is very true and a valid point. It's a
shame, but sometimes people just can't see past that. )

Many girls seem just fine with skating through the business purely on
their looks. Are you comfortable with that?

I am used to the entertainment business and part of that is looking
good. However, I work hard, too and am constantly trying to improve.
I enjoy that fact that I can kick ass and look good too. I do admit
it's hard sometimes worrying about all that, but again, it's worth it
because I love what I do. I want to wrestle and be great at it and
don't mind having to look great to do it. Whatever anyone else wants
to do; it's all a choice, and we all have it to make.

What do you look for in a man?

I'm not looking for anything right now except making it to the top in
this business and leaving a mark.
How has your experience with promoters been so far? I have been
pretty fortunate with promoters for the most part. I work for some
really great indy promoters and have had very good experiences.

Have you had any injuries?

Only minor injuries for the most part; some broken fingers and toes
and just some pulled muscles here and there and minor joint
injuries. I try to take really good care of myself, considering that
my body is my asset and I would like to have longevity in the
business as well as in life.

What advice would you give to other females who are thinking about
becoming wrestlers?

Well if it's wrestling you want to do be prepared to work hard,
wrestling is extremely abusive to the body. It's a rough business to
be in for a woman. You definitely have to be tough both mentally and
physically. It is a major commitment in life for a woman, you have
to have what it takes.

Where can we see more of you?

www.stephaniefinochio.com which features my wrestling and other
work.

For the rest of this interview, plus photos, Members can look in
Behind The Scenes. You can catch Trinity in action Wednesday nights
on NWA TNA which is on your cable's pay per view channel.
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Hey, wanna rent a good action movie? Try 'The Transporter'. (thanks
guys!) On paper, it looks "B", but is actually a kick-ass flick with
a good story. Plus the girl in it is absolutely gorgeous, so it's a
win/win. Any other good movies out? comments@...

- Kisses! April

You Can Sleep With A Blond, You Can Sleep With A Brunette...But
You'll Never Get Any Sleep With A Redhead!






Hunter Ha Ha...

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I'm putting a
box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."



In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked inside the
box.



On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, however, curiosity got
the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box
were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and
put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she
was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box.



That evening, she and Bill went out for a special anniversary dinner.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and
confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my
promise and never looked inside the box under our bed. But today, the
temptation was too much and I gave in. Now I need to know why you
keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"



Bill thought for a moment, then said, "I guess after all these years
you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I
put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself never
to do it again."



At first, Hillary was shocked, but then she thought to
herself, "Hmmm.

That means Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I'm saddened by that, but
since he's addicted to sex, I guess it happens. Besides, 3 times in
30 years isn't all that bad considering his problem."

"Okay", said Hillary, "I can live with that."



Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
their peace.

A little while later Hillary asked, "So why do you have all that
money in the box?"



"Well", Bill replied, "whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I
took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."



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