> Cocktail lounge in Norway:
> LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE
> BAR.
>
> At a Budapest zoo:
> PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY
> SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
> THE
> GUARD ON DUTY.
>
> Doctor's office in Rome:
> SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
>
> Hotel in Acapulco:
> THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER
> SERVED HERE.
>
> Information booklet about using a hotel air
> conditioner in Japan:
> COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF
> WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM,
> PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
>
> Car rental brochure in Tokyo:
> WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE
> HORN. TRUMPET HIM
> MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR
> PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE
> HIM
> WITH VIGOR.
>
> Dry cleaners in Bangkok:
> DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
>
> Sign in men's rest room in Japan:
> TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT.
>
> In a Nairobi restaurant:
> CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE
> THE MANAGER
>
> On the grounds of a private school:
> NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION
>
> On an Arctic River highway:
> TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS
> ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
>
> On a poster at Fight Illiteracy:
> ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN
> HELP.
>
> In a City restaurant:
> OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
>
> A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
> DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
>
> In a Pumwani maternity ward:
> NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.
>
> In a cemetery:
> PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY
> BUT THEIR OWNGRAVES.
>
> Sign in Japanese public bath:
> FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN
> TUB.
>
> Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
> GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER
> DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN
> BED.
>
> Hotel notice in Tokyo:
> IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS PLEASE. IF YOU
> ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO
> SUCH
> A THING IS PLEASE NOT TO HAD NOTIS.
>
> On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
> OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
>
> In a Tokyo bar:
> SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
>
> In a Bangkok temple:
> IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF
> DRESSED AS A MAN.
>
> Hotel room notice in Chiang-Mai, Thailand:
> PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM

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