This is absolutely crazy! Glad I got out when I did. Guess he'll have to call
his store "FIFA-
Sanctioned Indoor Soccer World Online" now, eh? :)

Just so we wouldn't get in trouble (just kidding), I made some modifcations to
the indoor soccer we
play at our church, and will still just call it indoor soccer. We're going to
use a 15-foot semicircle
instead of that hard-as-heck-to-put-down D (especially if you only do it once a
year) for full court,
and a 10 footer for half court. We'll use the small f*ts*l (never can be too
careful) ball, but it will be
more like traditional British five-a-side. We never did call it futsal anyway,
but now we no longer
have to play "undercover" :). Please don't kick me out of the group; I guess
this is just my little
protest against the "power." :(

Alex has sent Jon Parry a letter to cease and desist all activities
related to Futsal unless, he stops using the word Futsal in
conjunction with Jon's Futsal World on-line futsal sporting goods
store.