A few links that may get you thinking about 03


Is the brain really necessary?
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Mardi GRAS

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Register now for the IAHHH flight,

Ft. Lauderdale hash hotel, prelewd and more mis
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In Need New Close Friends, 19 Female Looking

Hay I am Jen I am 19 and Like meeting new people from deffernt walks
of Life.
I like meet people who like been sweet to me and care for me but most
of all Love try all types of sex, well I try anything once Hoping to
meet some nice open mined people from all ages and both male and
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There are only 173 seats total available for this flight. Sign up now!!!!  Seats
are going fast!!!

$325.00 round trip 1/2 now 1/2 later.

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Here is the latest Sofla HHH weekly update.
ONOn  Teflonwillie


Monday Wildcard:  start from North Miami beach
Tuesday News Year Eve:  Ft. Lauderdale Water Taxi Pub
Crawl

Tonight's Wildcard Hash

Start location:  Under the east side of the Lehman
Causeway

Erections are:
Cuming from the north, take I-95 to Ives Dairy Road
and head East
(toward Europe). Go to US 1/Biscayne Blvd. (thats at
the top of the
overpass) and turn right (thats South). Pass Aventura
Mall on your
left and then turn left onto the William Lehmann
Causeway. Take the
causeway to A1A/Collins Ave.. You have to go back to
the North (Left)
on A1A and do a U-turn back to the South to get into
the parking lot
that is directly under the causeway. Turn right into
the parking lot
and look for screaming hashers.
From the South, I-95 to Miami Gardens, east to
US1/Bisc
Hare is the Virgin Dick
Cost is only $1 but u must bring your own beaverages
Start itme is 6:30pm



Tuesday's New Year's eve water taxi pub crawl

Start location:  The Hut, 1021 Seminole Drive, Ft.
Lauderdale.  To get there, exit I-95 at Sunrise Blvd
and go east to the intercoastal.  Turn left at the
light BEFORE the bridge.  Look in the parking lot
behind the shopping plaza on the left for screaming
hashers and you are there.

Cost is free, but you must bring your own beaverage
and transportation funds. The trail will go through
several "entertainment areas" and include several
stops  along the water taxi route. Cost for an all day
water taxi pass in $5.

The trail is an A to B so you will need to catch a
land cab or plan on walking back to the start
(~2-3miles).

Start time is 6:30pm, running hare will be coming or
Going.

Here are the South Florida Hash Hotline numbers for up
to date misinformation:
Ft. Lauderdale/Miami 954-680-HASH
Palm Beach 561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER


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It's Cruise Time Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HASH CRUISE
Aug. 31st - Sept. 7th, 2003
Departing from Tampa, FL to the ports of  Grand Cayman, Costa Maya, Cozumel,
and Belize.

Join the Tampa Hashers and MoreTV-32 as we set sail on the 4th Annual Hash
Cruise from Aug. 31 - Sept. 7, 2003.  You asked for more ports, more days,
lot's of fun and a great price!  Have we got a cruise for you!  We will be
departing from the port of Tampa, FL and setting sail on Carnival Cruise
Line's ship "The Inspiration".  Our destinations will be Grand Cayman, Costa
Maya, Cozumel and Belize.  This will be a 7 night, 8-day cruise visiting 4
exotic ports!  And, since the cruise is over the Labor Day Weekend, you only
need to use 4 vacation days.  Included will be your accommodations,
entertainment, delicious 4 course meals, Las Vegas style shows, swimming
pools, Jacuzzis, a casino, a fitness center, shops, a disco, a piano bar, 24
hour room service and pizza, and lots more.

Our group is being sponsored by MoreTV-32, Cruise World and several other
corporations.  As a part of the hasher group we will have special giveaways,
private parties, and fun contests and games.  In the planning is a
pre-cruise Brunch, welcome aboard cabin treats, an onboard OPEN BAR welcome
party, great giveaways including a towel, and a tee shirt, a 3 Hour deck
party with free BEER, Olympic games with prizes, a Survivor Scavenger Hunt,
a champagne toast at dinner, a sunset OPEN BAR party, and one lucky person
will win a gift certificate for a free cruise.

Rates are per person and include all Port Charges and Taxes.
                     Inside Cabin         Outside Cabin
Double         $625.90/pp            $725.90/pp
Triple           $575.90/pp            $652.57/pp
Quad            $550.90/pp            $615.90/pp

$100 per person deposit is due at the time of booking.  All bookings made on
or before January 15th, 2003 will receive a Cruise Surprise Pack!!

$150 per person second deposit is due on or before March 3rd, 2003.

Final payment is due on or before May 23rd, 2003.

For Reservations and Information, contact Jim Sullivan at Cruise World at
1-800-228-1153.  Tell him that you are interested in the hasher cruise over
Labor Day Weekend.  Or e-mail me, at kiddie5@... if you have any
questions about this cruise, or previous hash cruises, or if you need help
finding a roommate.  Once you book the cruise, be sure to
e-mail me, so I can get you on the Look Who's Cumming List for updates and
the latest cruise info.
      Cruise On-On,
      Kiddie

AND NOW......
Some comments from hashers on the last MoreTV-32 Hash Cruise Aug/Sept 2002:

Love Boat Hashers - What a totally fun weekend!!  It was a total blast!!!
What an awesome weekend!!  I will NEVER forget it!!  Thanks for everything,
Kiddie I'm still amazed that no one ended up in a Cozumel jail or dead at
the bottom of the Key West Gay Stew.  Woohoo!  Off to bed- I am exhausted.
Again, had a blast w/ you dorks.
      BackDoorPrincess

Can't speak for anyone else, but I had withdrawals all day; was shaking
during every class!  Thanks to all for a great time!
     Suck-a-Bye Baby

Still recovering from the rocking boat. Kiddie that was a great fu*king
trip. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!
      Wayyy Beyond

What a GREAT time...thanks so much Kiddie for all of your hard work to make
it a trip we can't remember :) ! I miss all of you all today!!!
On-On
#69 (Liz)

It was a great cruise.   At least the parts that I remember. :-) Let me know
when you plan on having another cruise (just not too soon. My liver needs
time to recover.) I would love to go again and I'll see if I can get others
from Boston to join us.
On-On,
SpongeBath SquarePants

Thanks for the great time. It was a blast. Would love to see all the
Pictures on a CD. That way I can show my Hash what a time they missed.
      Doogie Hoser CTrH3

That was one awesome trip and can not wait to go again next year!  By the
way, Next year, OH MY GOD, fun shall be had by all. Thanks for such a great
time everyone.
      Big Gulp


We had a great time!! You did a wonderful job planning and organizing the
whole cruise.
      Virgin Sandi & Pvt. Corn Flake

Did I have too much fun? I can't remember.  Thanks to all of you for a great
initiation.
What a trip!
      Just Pam

Oh what a great weekend! I don't think that I have ever drunk that much
alcohol in my life or had that much fun.  I am pretty new to hashing, but I
have a new respect for it. Looking forward to next year's cruise.
ON-ON
Spur-Me Cockpit (Andrea)

Great cruise! Key West was best!
On On
Dab

Can any of you explain to me why the little people in my head keep singing
TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS ... must be a sign of a great weekend!!
As of tonight I think the alcohol smell has finally left my body, the room
is not rocking as much and the bruises on my body are slowly fading away.
That must be a sign that we need to do it again :) Kiddie thanks so much for
a great cruise. I'm looking forward to next year.
On On
Bikini Beaver Barber

I HAD A KICK ASS TIME!! I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU DEPRAVED SOULS, AND HOPE TO
PLAY WITH Y'ALL AGAIN!
...and Kiddie...oh Kiddie...you bad bad BAD woman! You did it again!
ON ON!!
Returns to the Womb

I think that all of the alcohol has finally left my system. I can't wait to
see all of the pics and look forward to doing it all over again next year.
On-On
Twisted Fister

It was another wonderful cruise. Renewed old friendships and made a
lot of new ones. Again it was a real hash blow-out.
      Capt Jack

Hashers:

Here is the latest Sofla HHH weekly update.  It is the
beginning of the year and I would like to do a little
email list maintenance, please let me know if you
would like to continue recieving this update.

Thanks, Happy Holidays and ON freakingOn  Teflonwillie

Sunday:  King Mango Strut Parade Coconut Grove
Sunday: Champagne PB Hash Juno

Monday Wildcard:  start from Norht Miami beach


Details:

Sunday

King Mango Strut  Coconut Grove 1PM  Scotty's Landing,
located behind the Miami City Hall


regarding sunday: i am thinking the best bet might be
to encourage
everyone
to meet at scotty's landing 1ish.....have a pitcher
(or twelve) and
walk up
to the grove....parking is not going to be easy but IF
it happens to be
blocked all you have to do at the entrance to city
hall is let them
know you
are going to scotty's...theoretically, they are
supposed to let you in
then.....at that point you can park around the circle
(in front of city
hall)
and in the parking lot to the left where the
storefront is.....then
walk
through past the boat racks to scotty's to the left on
the water......


Sunday:  PB Hash 9:30 am

PBH3 Run #784, Sunday, December 29th, 2002
Happy New Year Champagne Hash
Hares: Tri-Master-Baiter, Stawberry Snatch, Lost Horny
Widow & NFHN Anne
Start Location: Take I-95 to Donald Ross Rd, go east
to U.S. 1. Look for the Thirsty Turtle Bar & Grill on
the southwest corner of Donald Ross & US. 1. Champagne
will be served by NFHN Anne.

Monday's Wildcard Hash

Start location:  Under the east side of the Lehman
Causeway

Erections are:
Cuming from the north, take I-95 to Ives Dairy Road
and head East
(toward Europe). Go to US 1/Biscayne Blvd. (thats at
the top of the
overpass) and turn right (thats South). Pass Aventura
Mall on your
left and then turn left onto the William Lehmann
Causeway. Take the
causeway to A1A/Collins Ave.. You have to go back to
the North (Left)
on A1A and do a U-turn back to the South to get into
the parking lot
that is directly under the causeway. Turn right into
the parking lot
and look for screaming hashers.
From the South, I-95 to Miami Gardens, east to
US1/Bisc
Hare is the Virgin Dick
Cost is only $1 but u must bring your own beaverages
Start itme is 6:30pm
Here are the South Florida Hash Hotline numbers for up
to date misinformation:

Ft. Lauderdale/Miami 954-680-HASH
Palm Beach 561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER


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howdy south florida h3 people...

  i have been in contact with two out-of-town h3 people who
will be in south florida, and who are interested in going to the
run (possibly with someone from our group) on sunday morning,
29 december 2002, in JUNO BEACH (whereever with TRIMASTERBAITER).

  IS ANYONE ABLE TO GIVE THESE PEOPLE A RIDE?????

  I WOULD HELP THEM, BUT I MUST WORK AT THAT TIME ON THAT DAY.

  IS ANYONE OUT THERE AT ALL???

  ANYONE???  ANYONE???  ANYONE???

  PLEASE contact these people at the following electronic mail
addresses...

    grazie in advance -- there will be a "little something extra" in
  your christmas sock from SANTA CLAUS in 2003!!!!!!!!!!!

    hirokowhite@... (for HIROKO)
    swind@... (for JULIUS CAESAR)

  CIAO FOR NOW...

ononononwc (miami-dade county,florida u.s.a.)

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POLYESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi all
I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a safe and Happy New Years.
I have now moved on to S Korea, govt job and teaching karate to mil
police, and hashing there has many more opportunities than in the
High Desert of California.  HAHAHA

I'm hoping back this season through Calif and Toledo, Ohio to visit
family, and plan to hop back to S Florida to drink with the best
wankers I've known, this summer.

Miss ya all.

Spermwhale.

I'm sitting here trying to write something new for this year, but
there's
not much more to add to last years message. I fell lucky, and
grateful, and
blessed, to be part of this community and to know you as my friends.
Who would of guessed that one little question could have such an
influence
on someones world - "Whats a down-down??" I wish I could think of
something
new but this just says it all.


Well another year is drawing to a close. As I sit here on this
Christmas
Eve with family and friends I can't help but look back on this past
year.
Alot has happened to us and it's not often enough that I sit back and
look
around at how lucky I am to be part of this wonderful comuniity of
friends.
To all the old friends and the new I bid you peace. To those who
cannot be
here with us, may you be safe. To those who have passed, we remember
you
with love. And to those who have joined us, welcome to this world.

May you all have a safe and happy holiday season.

Love & Peace,

T.J.

a.k.a. Anal Inspector

Hashers

Here is the latest

Today: Corned Beef Hash
Friday: Softball Team celebration
Saturday:  Miami Czech Club Christmas Light Hash
Sunday:  Christmas Bike-O
Monday: Wildcard Hash in Boca

Christmas Day get together at Teflon's !


Congratulations to the Hash softball team.  After
being clobbered by the opposing team on the field
Friday night, the team's vigilant manager, Back Door
Bob put his harrier skills to great use and audited
the other team's roster.  "We kicked their ass a few
weeks ago, now they are wiping ours!"  Back Door
declared.  Even after Onthe Rag drove in Halfassed,
Sucks on the Beach was rotated into third base and
Itsy Bitsy had a late game two run homer, the score
was exponentially growing in the opposing teams'
favor. With the final score higher than Glasshole, how
could the Hash team claim victory you ask?

Well,here's how, those other bastards flat out
cheated.  They brought in ringers, unregistered
players who were obviously highly skilled at making
our hashers run for the ball like they were really on
trail.  Fortunately for us and unfortunately for them,
they were caught red handed and the accused were
forced to forfeit outright victory.

So congratulations to the Softball wankers, you're
true blue.



Remember to register now for the Costa Rica flight
departing Ft. Lauderdale.




Today CBHHH

NFHN Eric to be named on his inaugural trail with
senior hare Seminal Fluid.
6:30 p.m. $5.00
Never trust the hare!
The starting location is NOT the Publix at Woolbright
Rd. & Fed Hgwy.
The new starting location is NW corner of Military
Trail and Lake Worth Road
Derections
From the Turnpike - exit at Lake Worth Rd. take a left
onto L.W. Rd. and
go east to Miltary Trail
From I-95 exit at 6th Ave South in L.W. and go west to
Military Trail.
Go north about 1/2 mile to Lake Worth Rd.



Friday:  Softball Team Celebration
8pm

Meet hashers at Northridge Raw bar located in the
shopping center on Dixie Hwy and Commercial blvd in
Ft. Lauderdale.  To get there exit I-95 at Commercial
and go east.  The Shopping plaza is located on the
Northwest corner so turn left into the plaza before
the stop light at Dixie look for Northridge in the far
corner.


Saturday Czech Club Christmas Light Hash

Miami H3 Christmas Hash
Date: Saturday, December 21, 2002
Time: 6:00 pm
Hare: The Baby Jesus
Location: The American-Czech Club at 13325 Arch Creek
Road in North Miami.
Directions: Exit I-95 at 135 Street and go EAST past
Dixie Highway. Just as you
pass the RR tracks make an immediate right on Arch
Creek Road. The entrance to
the Club parking lot is about a block on the left.
Cost: $5.
On-After: The American-Czech Club




Sunday Special Christmas Bike Hash 12/22/02
This is to announce the CHRISTMAS BIKE HASH to be held
at 2.00Κwith hares away at 3.00pm on Sunday the 22nd.
of December.

This is a user friendly Bike Hash, so you don't need
specialized equipment...any ole bike will do.
Κ
Starting point will be at the Boynton Beach Tri-rail
station.
Take the Gateway exit off I95 and go West to High
Ridge Road and turn right or north and then right
again into the Tri-rail station.
Κ
Please decorate your bike and come dressed as your
favourite Christmas character ; there will also be a
special prize for the best dressed hasher / decorated
bike combination!


Here are the South Florida Hash Hotline numbers for up
to date misinformation:

Ft. Lauderdale/Miami 954-680-HASH
Palm Beach 561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER


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Hashers

Here is the latest ononTW

Tonight: Amazon.Cum and Teflon willie are your
wildcard hares...
Wednesday:  Corned Beef Hash
Saturday:  Miami Czech Club Christmas Light Hash
Sunday:  Christmas Bike-O



Remember to register now for the Costa Rica flight
departing Ft. Lauderdale.


Come on out and celebrate Mouthfull's Birthday at
tonight's wildcard

Amazon.Cum and Teflonwillie are your hares for a
special wildcard birthday hash. Start location will be
the park across from the Pompano Air Park located on
10th Avenue in Pompano Beach.
To get there exit I-95 at Atlantic in Pompano Beach
and go east to Dixie Hwy. Turn left on Dixie and look
for the Badabing Club at the10th Ave stop light. Turn
right and go approximately 1 mile to the park. Bring
something to fill Mouthfulls mouth! Cost is only $1
byob.

The on after will be at the Bru's Room located in the
200 block of South Federal Highway in Pompano Beach.
.

Wednesday CBH3
NFHN Eric to be named on his inaugural trail with
senior hare Seminal Fluid.
6:30 p.m. $5.00
Never trust the hare!
The starting location is NOT the Publix at Woolbright
Rd. & Fed Hgwy.
The new starting location is NW corner of Military
Trail and Lake Worth Road
Derections
From the Turnpike - exit at Lake Worth Rd. take a left
onto L.W. Rd. and
go east to Miltary Trail
From I-95 exit at 6th Ave South in L.W. and go west to
Military Trail.
Go north about 1/2 mile to Lake Worth Rd.


Saturday Czech Club Christmas Light Hash

Sunday Special Christmas Bike Hash 12/22/02
This is to announce the CHRISTMAS BIKE HASH to be held
at 2.00Κwith hares away at 3.00pm on Sunday the 22nd.
of December.
Κ
Starting point will be at the Boynton Beach Tri-rail
station.
Take the Gateway exit off I95 and go West to High
Ridge Road and turn right or north and then right
again into the Tri-rail station.
Κ
Please decorate your bike and come dressed as your
favourite Christmas character ; there will also be a
special prize for the best dressed hasher / decorated
bike combination!


Here are the South Florida Hash Hotline numbers for up
to date misinformation:

Ft. Lauderdale/Miami 954-680-HASH
Palm Beach 561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER


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here is a message from a visitor.
  who might be able to transport our visiting
  h3 guest to the JUNO BEACH run of
  TRIMASTERBAITER et al ???????????????????????????

  this is a sunday morning west palm beach run.
  who from broward county is going?
  please contact HIROKO directly.
  thank you.
ononononwc (miami-dade county,florida u.s.a.)


--- Hiroko White <hirokowhite@...> wrote:

> Dear Weathered Cock
> Coming over to Ft Lauderdale on the 27th 28th and
> 29th of Dec and wondering if there are any runs. Be
> grateful if you have any information
>
> Thanks
>
> Anal Floss


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Hashers,

Here is the  weekly sofla hhh update



Tonight Supporters needed to support the Hash Softball
team in tonight's big Championship competitive event


Saturday Miami Hash
Saturday Technocolor Light Hash Lake Worth
Monday Amazon.Cum and Teflonwillie are your wildcard
hares for Mouthfull's Birthday

upcumming events:

Czech Club Christmas Light Hash 12/21/02

Special Christmas Bike Hash 12/22/02

Some of you may appreciate this...warning it plays a
hash friendly country music song

http://www.lunacytoons.com/titties.html

This week's events
Athletic Supporters!
Tonight support your local Hash softball team.
Tonight's big championship game will be held in Mills
Pond Park starting around 7:30.  To get there exit
I-95 at Oakland Park Blvd and HEAD east.  Turn right
at the first light, Powerline Road.  Proceed down
Powerline to the Mills Pond Park entrance on right
side.  Look for ononfeet on the parked cars and
screaming hashers with softballs and you are there.

BYOB

Saturday:

Here's info on the next Miami hash.

Thanks
NOAA & ArgenTuna

This weekend's Miami hash
December 14, happy hour 2 PM, hare away at 3 PM
Hare: NOAA
Start location: 2430 Trapp Ave, Coconut Grove
To get there: take I95 till it merges into US1.  The
fourth light will be 24th Ave, make a left.  After 3
blocks 24th becomes Calusa.  Continue until Trapp,
make a right and you are there.

Cost: USD 5

There will be a cookout afterwards.





START TIME CORRECTION!!!!!



HAPPY HOUR FROM 6:00-7:00

HARE & HAYRIDE AWAY AT 7:00



Saturday 12-14-02



"TechnoColor Holiday Light Hash" in Western Lake
Worthless.



AC/DC is your hare once again for the Holiday Light
Run.



6:00 p.m. Behind the Publix at Lake Worth Rd. & the
Fla. Turnpike



D'erections



From the Turnpike - exit at Lake Worth Rd. take a left
onto L.W. Rd. and

Publix is on your left.



From I-95 exit at 6th Ave South in L.W. and go west
all the way to Jog Rd.

north on Jog about a 1/2 mile to Lake Worth Rd. go
more west till you get

to Publix. If you go under the turnpike you just past
it.



Drink, Eat and Be Merry
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Palm Beach  561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER

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I think the ladies of the Ft, Lauderdale/Miami chapter should take
heed of Jen's message.  It's that special time of year for giving,
and apparently Jen is in a festive mood.  I think we should all take
time this holiday season to reflect and give to one another!

AMEN!

In Need New Close Friends, 19 Female Looking

Hay I am Jen I am 19 and Like meeting new people from deffernt walks
of Life.
I like meet people who like been sweet to me and care for me but most
of all Love try all types of sex, well I try anything once Hoping to
meet some nice open mined people from all ages and both male and
females.

If you want to see my pics and Get my contact details please go to my
home page http://www.dcompany.net/jenshomepage

These are the top 10 things that I learned at Tampa's 14th Annual Camping
Weekend...
Part 1 - Kiddie     Part 2 - Crack Whore     Part 3 - Flying Meatballs

1.  100 hashers can drink 15 kegs of beer.
2.  Puerto Ricans aren't good fire jumpers.
3.  Frosting isn't just for cake.
4.  Not everyone knows that cement is under foam.
5.  Jacksonville continues to be gay.
6.  28 hashers can fit in a hot tub built for 14.
7.  Even when it is really cold, hashers will wear lingerie.
8.  Sybian rides are fun for all.
9.  Riverboat still wants us to come back.
10.  There's no place like FOAM!

1. Who is Red Wing Hoover? ;)
2. Is it a good thing to be named "Honorary WHORE of the weekend?" (not
me... but someone wanting to take over my role!) Note: And a wonderful job
you did, Piss-N-Boots. (Yes, that's right hashers... there's more than 1!!!)
3. Correct me if i'm wrong, but... won't 17 marshmallow's in one topless
girls mouth qualify for some kind of guiness world record?
(mmmm... guiness).......
4. Same question, only regarding 28 people in one hot-tub. Is there REALLY
any question as to why it stayed so warm? **Disclaimer** I DID NOT PEE IN
THE JACUZZI! =)
5. It doesn't take a genius (or a drunken wanker!) to realize that something
that may LOOK like a pool w/ foam on top, IS NOT, in fact, A POOL! (just a
lot of foam w/ CEMENT on the bottom!) So please don't drop ppl in!
**Succatash... I hope your ass feels better!)**
6. Mink blankets and warm bodies are a good thing!
7. I'm pretty sure one JAX hasher (male) eating tacos out of another Jax
Hasher (male)'s lap... qualifies as gay... especially w/ the t-shirt reading
JACKSONVILLE IS GAY right next to them!
8. It is very hard to run/get away from three lesbians that all want to
attack you! (In a very good way) (Thanks, Ladies!) =)
9. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT... Bring $100 to a camping hash haberdashery
(drunken) PARTY!!! ONON to a whole new wardrobe!
10. Tampa, I love you guys! I'll see you next year!
  Jacksonville...you're gay! =) Love ya, Mean it! and the rest of you
WANKERS... Thanks for a great weekend. You guys are great!
  ~You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!

10. Two naked bodies under a blanket are warmer then one with lots of layers
(more fun too.)
9. Duct Tape can be used to treat burns.
8. If two guys participate in a taco-eating contest they'll think your hash
is gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.
7. Twinkies are fireproof.
6. There is a fine line between fluffing and a hand job.
5. Hashers just don't drink a lot of beer, they drink a lot of coffee too.
4. Never ask a hasher to demonstrate how they gave someone scratches on
their back.
3. You can fit 28 people in a hot, but then you really don't want to go in
it again
2. Cake icing comes off in the shower, but its more fun to lick off.
1. In regards to riding vibrators, "If you rent it, they will cum."

Princess Layyaaa will be laying trail for next
Monday's Ft. Lauderdale Wild Card hash.


Start behind the Quarterdeck shopping complex located
on South University Drive. This location is near the
entrance to the famous Bushwood Country Club
(Caddyshack was filmed at this location)in Davie FLA.
I smell varmint poontang.

To get there exit I-95 at I-595 and head west to
University. Exit University South. go apporximately 1
mile and look for the Quarterdeck restaurant on the
right. Pull around to rear, look for screaming hashers
and you are there...
hare is Princess Layyaaaa come help her celebrate her
BIRTHDAY

cost is only $1 but you must bring your own beaverages
start time is 6:30 and the hare will be away when she
is damn good and ready

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Here is the  weekly sofla hhh update



Tonight'sCBHHH
Friday Hash Happy Hour in Delray
Friday Hashers will be at the Frog and Toad pub
Saturday Jingle Balls Hash
Sunday Bike_OPsycho
Monday needs a wildcard start location and/or a hare

upcumming events:


Tampa Bay H3 Camping this Weekend promises lots of
clean living with a giant foam party and you know what
else. kilts, sarongs, beer... interested in a caravan
or carpool?  See Teflonwillie

ACDC will host a Christmas light hash

Miami #UN  December 14th

Don't forget onon to Costa Rica, online registration
is still open and the charter flight from Ft.
Lauderdale is filling up fast.  The Ft. Lauderdale
Wildcard/Miami Hash will host a prelube pub crawl for
travelling hashers the night before the flight.



Saturday, 12/017/02 Christmas Bash Hash. Hares are
Half Laid, Red Snapper, Goes Down, and Any Screw Will
Do. Location is Downtown West Palm Beach.

Saturday, 12/14/02 Tree Lighting Hash. Hares are AC/DC
and company. Hayride, great trail, yummy food, and
music you can dance to. Location is Lake Worth.


This week's events


Today Wednesday 12/4/02



This Wednesday CBH3 with your hare Putz.

Starting location is behind Duffy's, at Forest Hill &
Jog
6:30 p.m. $5.00

D'erections

Exit I-95 at Forest Hill Blvd and go west, to Jog Rd.
Duffy's is on the S.W. corner. Go behind Duffy's and
look for screaming
hashers.



FRIDAY

Hashers will be visiting Ft. Lauderdale from Key West
Friday night.  Meet at the Frog and Toad Pub. 8pm.
The Frog and Toad is located on Powerline Road between
Commercial and Cypres Creek.



Doesn't Have One will host a pub crawl for some
visiting NYC hashers this
Friday Dec 6.
Pay as you go.
Meeting place is City Limits on SE 2nd in Delray at
6:30.
Exit 95 at Atlantic Ave and go east. Right at SE 2nd
(2nd block past Swinton
before the tracks). Look on left for City Limits.



This weekend Tampa 14th analversay camp-out.

There's No Place Like Foam

Details and D'erections here at the TBH3 website

West Palm Caravan is headed out Friday noonish.
LMK if you would like to join us for the ride.

PBH3 Run #781, Saturday, December 7th, 2002
Annual Jingle Bell Hash Bash
****SPECIAL START TIME IS 5PM SHARP****
Dec. 7th (Saturday) 4th ANAL CHRISTMAS PBH3 JINGLE
BELL HASH BASH

WHERE :Κ DOWNTOWN W.P.B.

STARTΚΚ ;ΚΚ 5:00 P.M. COCKTAILS

COST:ΚΚΚΚΚΚΚ $5.00 INCLUDES, CHEERS, BEER, GOODIES &
SANTA CLAUS

DIRECTIONS;ΚΚΚ I-95 TO OKEECHOBEE BLVD. EXIT AND GO
EAST TO TAMERIND
ΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚ (JUST PASS THE RAILROAD
TRACKS)Κ TURN LEFT AND GO
ΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚ NORTH TO THE TRI RAIL STATION
ON THE LEFT.Κ FIND THE
ΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚΚ FESTIVE HASHERS IN THE
NORTHEAST AREA PARKING LOT.

DON'T FORGET TO BRING AN INEXPENSIVE UNISEX GIFT FOR
SANTA'S BAG

YOUR JINGLE BELL HARES ARE:Κ GOES DOWN, RED SNAPPER &
HALF LAID
CALL THE HOTLINE 561/753-0940Κ AND HEAR THE JINGLES
COME MEET ONE OF PALM BEACH HASHES FOUNDERS NOW FROM
TEXAS,
THE BODY.


Sunday Bike-O-Psych-O


Monday
Need a hare.


Here are the South Florida Hash Hotline numbers for up
to date misinformation:

Ft. Lauderdale/Miami 954-680-HASH
Palm Beach  561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER

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Hashers:

Here is the latest Sofla HHH weekly update.
Monday Wildcard:  start from Ft. Lauderdale
Wednesday:???

Ft. Wayne Virgin Lay recap

Monday's Wildcard will start from the Bank of America
parking lot located on SE 17th Causeway and Miami Rd
in Ft. Lauderdale.  To get there exit I-95 at Davie
Blvd and go east to Federal Highway. Turn right and
proceed to 17th Street, Turn left and  turn left at
the first stop light, look for screaming hashers and
you are there.

Hare is Furry Thang
Cost is only $1, but you must bring your own
beaverages.
Start Time is 6:30



Here is a little trash on the Ft. Wayne virgin lay
from Penis Head tyrant of the Dayton HHH


I just wanted to say thanks to Teflon Willie for
putting on a good
trail
today to start off the Ft Wayne, IN HHH.  Teflon laid
a trail for the 6
of
us hounds that did trail in 30-30-S conditions (that's
30 deg F, 30mph
winds
and snow).  The pack included virgins Andrea, Kim,
Todd, ???? and
veterans
Nipple Rash and Penis Head from Dayton.  PW was also
along but drove
around
following the beer car.  We spent the better part of 2
hrs running
around Ft
Wayne both in town and a bit out along some railroad
tracks and in some
woods following a trail of flour and Fruity Pebbles (a
multi-colored
breakfast cereal).  Where the wind didn't blow the
trail away it worked
fairly well.  Afterwards we circled up, did the usual
DDs and then
moved on
to the warmer environment of a local sports bar where
we brought the
newbies
up to speed on hashing in general.  This was a fun
time for all.

Paul 'P. Head' Howard
Tyrant
Dayton H3
DH3 hotline (937)233-7456
http://www.daytonhhh.org



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is there a run this saturday in palm beach county,
on 30 november 2002???

  i have not seen anything listed in the "calendar" section
of this fine site, butt then again, THAT does not mean
that there is not going to be a run!

ononononwcH.O.T.P. (miami-dade county,florida u.s.a.)

NOTE UPDATED D'ERECTIONS to tonight's hash!!!!!!!
The Dania Beach Bridge over the intra coastal is
closed, use Sheridan Street instead.

Date: This Monday, November 25, 2002

Time: 6:30 p.m.

Cost: $1.00 BYOB

Hare: ER

Start location: ER's apartment on the NW corner of
Franklin Street and Surf
Road in Dania Beach.

Directions: Exit I-95 at Sheridan Street  and go East
to AIA. Take AIA North to Franklin Street,  Turn
right. there are some deep sea fishing boats on the
left side of A1A. Go East on Franklin Street one block
until you get to beach.
ER's apartment is on the NW corner of Franklin St. and
Surf Rd. Bring some
quarters for the parking meters.

The On-After will be at Dockers on US-1 near Old
Griffin Road.



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Hashers,

Here is the  weekly sofla hhh update


Tonight Happy hour in Delray
Saturday  That pub trail that happens around
thanksgiving hash
Sunday Palm Beach Biko Psycho
Sunday Canoe outing in Jupiter

Tonight's Wildcard hare- is ER

upcumming events:

Wednesday 11-27-02

The Sexth Anal "Gobble & Swallow" With your Pilgim
hosts Gang Bang & Seminal

Fluid. Special guest hares Bike-O-Dyke-O and NFHN
Marsha. Yes folks there will

be a naming.

The Fort Wayne Virgin Lay Nov. 30

That very same weekend Oils Well and Canal Entry are
having a hash wedding in Alford FLA

Tampa Bay H3 Camping Weekend December 7 promises lots
of clean living with a giant foam party and you know
what else. kilts, sarongs, beer...

ACDC will host a Christmas light hash

Miami #UN  December 14th

Don't forget onon to Costa Rica, online registration
is still open and the charter flight from Ft.
Lauderdale is filling up fast.  The Ft. Lauderdale
Wildcard/Miami Hash will host a prelube pub crawl for
travelling hashers the night before the flight.

Hash Run # 779. Saturday, 11/23/02. Today’s run is
brought to you by Cum Again and Climaxes By Night in
Beautiful Downtown Boynton Beach.
Sunday,
12/01/02 Need hare.

Saturday, 12/017/02 Christmas Bash Hash. Hares are
Half Laid, Red Snapper, Goes Down, and Any Screw Will
Do. Location is Downtown West Palm Beach.

Saturday, 12/14/02 Tree Lighting Hash. Hares are AC/DC
and company. Hayride, great trail, yummy food, and
music you can dance to. Location is Lake Worth.


This week's events


Today



Date: This Monday, November 25, 2002

Time: 6:30 p.m.

Cost: $1.00 BYOB

Hare: ER

Start location: ER's apartment on the NW corner of
Franklin Street and Surf
Road in Dania Beach.

Directions: Exit I-95 at Griffen Rd. and go East to
US-1. Take US-1 South to
Dania Beach Blvd. and go East over the bridge to the
beach. Go South on A1A and
make a left on Franklin Street, some deep sea fishing
boats will be on the
right side of A1A. Go East on Franklin Street one
block until you get to beach.
ER's apartment is on the NW corner of Franklin St. and
Surf Rd. Bring some
quarters for the parking meters.

The On-After will be at Dockers on US-1 near Old
Griffin Road.


Wednesday 11-27-02

The Sexth Anal "Gobble & Swallow" With your Pilgim
hosts Gang Bang & Seminal

Fluid. Special guest hares Bike-O-Dyke-O and NFHN
Marsha. Yes folks there will

be a naming.


Start location will be the Save A Lot parking lot
located near Dixie Hwy and 10th Avenue South in Lake
Worth.  To get there exit I-95 at 10th Avenue South
and head east.  Turn north on Dixie look for the Save
A lot lot and screaming hashers and you are there.

Cost is only $10 and it includes a lot of beer, food,
trail, beer fun, trail and beer.

Start time is 6:30pm





Monday
Furry thang is your hare.


Here are the South Florida Hash Hotline numbers for up
to date misinformation:

Ft. Lauderdale/Miami 954-680-HASH
Palm Beach  561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER

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Hashers

Tomorow's Biko Psycho will be hared by ?????

here is the start mis information


start location: lantana avenue and-uh lake osborne
drive in lantana...

get there:  take I-95 to lantana exit..head
west.....approx 1
mile(ish)...lake osborne is on your right......park
along
lakeside........

2 p.m on sunday....11.24.02...hares away at
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Interested in travelling?

ANYOne going to the Tampa Bay HHH camping weekend
12/7?  There is a group interested in Carpooling  and
sharing a camp site talk to me if you are going.


Amsterdam Full Moon 69

The Fully Illuminated LunaTics Holland (in other
words, the Dutch Full
Moon
hash) will be celebrating its 69th run in Amsterdam on
Bad Friday,
2003.
That's 18 April for the Christian holiday-impaired out
there. From
Thursday
the 17th through Monday the 21st,

On-On to Montana!


You are invited to attend the
"Mount Me in Montana"  Grizzly Hash
Outstation Run in Missoula, MT

Hosted by the Hounds-N-Hares of the Summit Hash House
Harriers



Friday August 15, 2003 Γ  Tuesday August 19, 2003

Kenya

Registration is now open for Africa InterHash 2003!
 
The event will be held at beautiful Diani Beach,
Kenya, from May 1st to 4th. The Registration Fee is
$115 until October 7th ($30 for under 17's).

and of course

ONON To Costa Rica prelewd.  Looks like South Florida
will see a few visiting hashers in late May 2003.  I
think we should make sure everyone of them is
overhanging on the flight to San Jose.
 
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Here is the  weekly sofla hhh update


Tonight Happy hour in Delray
Saturday  That pub trail that happens around
thanksgiving hash
Sunday Palm Beach Biko Psycho
Sunday Canoe outing in Jupiter

Monday Wildcard- is currently HAREless we need a hare
and or a suggestion for a start location.

upcumming events:

Wednesday 11-27-02

The Sexth Anal "Gobble & Swallow" With your Pilgim
hosts Gang Bang & Seminal

Fluid. Special guest hares Bike-O-Dyke-O and NFHN
Marsha. Yes folks there will

be a naming.

The Fort Wayne Virgin Lay Nov. 30

That very same weekend Oils Well and Canal Entry are
having a hash wedding in Alford FLA

Tampa Bay H3 Camping Weekend December 7 promises lots
of clean living with a giant foam party and you know
what else. kilts, sarongs, beer...

ACDC will host a Christmas light hash

Miami #UN  December 14th

Don't forget onon to Costa Rica, online registration
is still open and the charter flight from Ft.
Lauderdale is filling up fast.  The Ft. Lauderdale
Wildcard/Miami Hash will host a prelube pub crawl for
travelling hashers the night before the flight.

Hash Run # 779. Saturday, 11/23/02. Today’s run is
brought to you by Cum Again and Climaxes By Night in
Beautiful Downtown Boynton Beach.
Sunday,
12/01/02 Need hare.

Saturday, 12/017/02 Christmas Bash Hash. Hares are
Half Laid, Red Snapper, Goes Down, and Any Screw Will
Do. Location is Downtown West Palm Beach.

Saturday, 12/14/02 Tree Lighting Hash. Hares are AC/DC
and company. Hayride, great trail, yummy food, and
music you can dance to. Location is Lake Worth.
Saturday,


This weekends events



Today


Start Friday with happy hour at City Limits in
downtown Delray from 4-7.



A wine tasting will be held at "The Good Life" in the
Delray Mall at Linton

Blvd and Federal Hgwy.

7-9 p.m. admission is $10.00.

There is usually 12-15 vendors with a great variety of
wines and some of the

gourmet foods available too. All featured items are
10% off and usually

range in price from $9.00- $20.00


SATURDAY



2nd Annual Sometime Around Thanksgiving Boynton Beach
Pub Hash.

Date/Time: Saturday November 23, 2002, 6:00 p.m.



Hares: Climaxes By Night and Cum Again



Start Location: Public Parking lot on the SW corner of
Ocean Ave and NE 4th

Street in "Downtown" Boynton Beach.


Directions: From 95, exit Boynton Beach Blvdand go
east.

Take a right just past the tracks on NE 4th Street.

Look for screaming hashers in a public lot two blocks
later.

Cost: $5.00



On After: Ralph and Rosie's



On After That: The Post Times to hear Loxahatchee
Rick's band "Nautika".



All proceeds will go to the Fund For Drinkingon
November 23rd. A non-profit

organization dedicated to spending all of the money on
beer. Offer may not

be valid in Mississippi, Oregon and New Jersey.

Check with your accountantfor tax deductibility.
Really Cheap Beer may be

served at the start and Down-Downs due the number of
bars attended and the

ridiculously low cost of admission.




SUNDAY



Jupiter Canoe trip

Sunday morning at Canoe Outfitters on Indian Town Rd.
Just west of I-95

If you've never been this is a very cool outing. You
paddle down river to

Jonathan Dickinson Park and then they bring you back
to the start by bus.

Canoe rental for 2 people is $40.00. Contact Kimo at
howkimosaby@...

for more info



Bike-O-Psycho

As of press time the only info available is

that Huge Spread is your hare call the hotline for
details later in the week.



Monday

A hare is needed...


Here are the South Florida Hash Hotline numbers for up
to date misinformation:

Ft. Lauderdale/Miami 954-680-HASH
Palm Beach  561-753-0940
BikoPsycho/CornedBeef Hash 561-752-BEER

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You are all invited to our Wedding Ceremony at 1:00 p.m. CST on
11/30/02 (2 days after Thanksgiving). It will take place at the
McCormick Lake House, 1030 View Dr., Alford, FL (the zip is 32420 for
those of you who'd like to look up on on-line map). This is in
Compass Lake in the Hills.
The Consummation Hash will immediately follow the ceremony. This
will be the 2nd running of the Panhandle Big Bend Over H3.
The Reception will immediately follow the Consummation Hash. We
offer you beer, dancing, food, and partying into the night.
Several hashers are already planning to spend the night in the
area. There will be Hashers camping at a primitive campsite a few
miles from the Wedding/Reception location offering plenty of privacy
for continued debauchery. If this doesn't sound appealing, contact
us so we can offer suggestions for other area options.
The Hash is on us. The primitive campsites are $5 per tent or RV,
not per person. RV'ers please note there are no hookups at the
primitive campsite. Compass Lake in the Hills does offer a
campground/RV park with hookups and facilities at a different
location at $20+tax per night.
For those who plan to camp, we suggest you arrive early enough to set
up your tent and change clothes before the Wedding. By the time the
festivities are over it will be dark. Take your hashing clothes with
you to the Ceremony.
Hoping to see you there,
Canal Entry & Oils Well

Directions to Oils Well & Canal Entry's Wedding/Consummation Hash
11/30/02 from I-10:

I-10 East to Exit 130. Make a sharp Left turn onto US-231 South to
Panama City. ***

Travel about 4.1 miles into Alford. Turn right on 3rd
Ave./Gardenview Rd.

Travel about 3.6 miles to Bethlehem Rd., turn right.

Travel about 1.3 miles to Fairview Rd., turn right (South).

Travel approximately 4 miles then turn Left on Daniel Dr. There is a
Compass Lake in the Hills sign here.

Then at the first right turn onto View Dr. Follow around to the
McCormick Lake House which will be on the left.

***If you're going to the Primitive Campsite first stay on Hwy. 231
to Lakepoint Rd. which is about 4 miles South of Alford. You will
see a large green billboard on the West side of the highway with an
arrow pointed towards the East for Compass Lake in the Hills at the
intersection of Lakepoint Rd. & Hwy. 231. Follow Lakepoint about 3/4
of a mile to Nortek Blvd. Nortek is at a bend and its a clay road to
the left. Follow Nortek to Tract Rd., turn left. At Lisbon/Hunter,
turn left. Follow around to Sycamore, turn Right. The Campsite will
be around a pond on the left.

Registration for the "No Place Like Foam" 14th Annual Tampa Camping Weekend
Dec. 6 - 8 will now cost $79.69.  Remember, that this price includes the $20
camping/grounds fees that goes directly to Riverboat Resort.  Also, you'll
get plenty of  BEER, 7 meals, a jacuzzi, sauna, swimming pool, bonfire, 3
hash runs, Hash Olympics, a massage table, a pool table, Yeast's famous
blender drinks, two great giveaways, hot showers, DJ and dancing, foam
parties, and the oppurtunity to get nekkid without getting in trouble!!!

Friday night will be the GLOW LIGHT LINGERE PARTY AND MIDNIGHT HASH AND LATE
NIGHT FOAM DANCING!!!  So, remember to pack your lingere and glow light
accesories.

Saturday night will be the SATURDAY SARONG PARTY and FOAM DANCING.  So, pack
your favorite sarong if you have one.

If you haven't registered yet, go to www.ij.net/tbh3 for a registration
form.  And, if you have registered, doublecheck that you have the updated
resort directions.
      See you soon,
      Kiddie

14TH ANNUAL TAMPA CAMPING HASH WEEKEND
LOOK WHO'S CUMMING...as of 11/18/02
1.  Roach Ho Tell - Homeless Hash - Woodbridge, VA
2.  Rectal eX Press - MH3 - Savage, MN
3.  Piss iN Boots - MH3 - Savage, MN
4.  Can't Talk Gotta Pee - Peach Fuzz H3 - Augusta, GA
5.  Dabadoo - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
6.  Hostitute - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
7.  Butt Nugget - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
9.  Mary Lou Rectum - GH3 - Gainesville, FL
10.  Candy Wrapper - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
11.  Service My Balls - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
12.  Kiddie - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
13.  Slow Poker - BVDH3 - Melbourne, FL
14.  S-Wax - BVDH3 - Melbourne, FL
15.  One Night Stand - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
16.  Hops her Barley - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
17.  Smell My Finger - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
18.  Rub Her Butt - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
19.  Ram Tuff - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
20.  Peterphile - MCH3 - Orlando, FL
21.  Mistress Viagra - AAH3 - Ann Arbor, MI
22.  Deep Cavity - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
23.  Butt Quack - Music City H3 - Nashville, TN
24.  Bullshit - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
25.  Smells Like Fish - WH4 -Washington, DC
26.  Thanks for the Mammaries - O2H3 - Orlando, FL
27.  Pillow Biter - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
28.  K-9 Twat - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
29.  One Hump or Two - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
30.  Freaky Succotash - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
31.  Red Snapper - O2H3 - Orlando, FL
32.  Buttcrack - O2H3 - Orlando, FL
33.  Dances with Dildos - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
34.  Virgin for Life - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
35.  Oral Banger - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
36.  KFC - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
37.  Just Dan - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
38.  Waayyy Beyond Gay - DBH3 - Daytona, FL
39.  Fucks on a Tractor - PH3 - Charleston, SC
40.  Dick Long and Prosper - Cleveland H4 - Cleveland, OH
41.  Porno Pud - IOFH3 - Huron, TX
42.  NFHN Marsha - PBH3 - Lantana, FL
43.  Moby Dork - SWH3 - Raleigh, NC
44.  Capt. Jack - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
45.  Yeast Infection - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
46.  High Dicker - O2H3 - Orlando, FL
47.  Scrubs My Meat - MVH3 - Arlington, VA
48.  Virgin Susie - MVH3 - Arlington, VA
49.  Rigid - O2H3 - Orlando, FL
50.  Dick on a Stick - Jax Beach H3 - Jacksonville, FL
51.  Puta Cockinit - OH3 - Orlando, FL
52.  Wa Wa - Jax/Jax Beach H3 - Jacksonville, FL
53.  Waterboy - Jax/Jax Beach H3 - Jacksonville, FL
54.  Toys 4 Twats - OH3 - Orlando, FL
55.  Make Em Stiff - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
56.  Erectionless - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
57.  Licks Doodle - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
58.  Dynamic Do Ho -TBH3 - Tampa, FL
59.  Brains for Dick - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
60.  Proud Mary Keep on Spanking - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
61.  Son of a Nun - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
62.  Gay Rodeo Clown - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
63.  Virgin Dale - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
64.  Cock Tail - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
65.  Deep Hymen - TBH3 - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
66.  PITA - SWH3 - Raleigh, NC
67.  Anal Inspector - Hurricane H3 - West Palm Beach, FL
68.  Cannabis Licked Her - Jax H3 - Jacksonville, FL
69.  Cockpit - DBH3 - Daytona Beach, FL
70.  Crotchduster - DBH3 - Daytona Beach, FL
71.  Twinkle Twat - Music City H3 - Nashville, TN
72.  Redwing Hoover - Jax H3 - Jacksonville, FL
73.  Aquabator - Jax H3 - Jacksonville, FL
74.  Glow and Blow - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
75.  Open Wide - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
76.  Ring My Ding A Ling - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
77.  Microscopic Manhood - TBH3 - Tampa, FL
78.  Fish Pimp - PH3 - Jacksonville, FL
79.  Kiss My Rash - AH4 - Atlanta, GA
80.  Dick Dover - Homeless Hash - Orlando, FL
81.  Cirrhosis of the River - Jax H3 - Jacksonville, FL
82.  Trampoline Tramp - Jax H3 - Jacksonville, FL
83.  Peniscillen - Ottowa H3 - Ottowa, Canada
84.  Winey Van Slut - Doggie Style Hash - West Palm Beach, FL
85.  Lil Dribble - Doggie Style Hash - West Palm Beach, FL
86.  Snicker-Licker - Jax Beach H3 - Jacksonville, FL
87.  Stroke - Tidewater H3 - VA Beach, VA
88.  Crack Whore - Tidewater H3 - VA Beach, VA

WHERE ARE THEY FROM?
Tampa, FL - 39    Orlando, FL - 9    Melbourne, FL -2    Gainesville, FL - 2
Daytona, FL - 3    West Palm Beach, FL - 4    Jacksonville, FL - 10
Virtginia - 5    Minnesota - 2    Georgia - 2    Tennessee - 2    Ohio - 1
Texas - 1    District of Columbia - 1     Michigan - 1    South Carolina - 1
North Carolina - 2    Canada - 1

Hashers:

Here is the latest Sofla HHH weekly update.
Tonight: Virgin Dick start from the Hallandale PO
Wednesday:
Saturday:  Sometime around Thanksgiving pub crawl
Sunday: Biko Psycho Huge Spread is your hare

ononT o Costa Rica Flight info is located at this url:

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Yes Hashers, the Virgin Dick, fresh from an
unceremonial departure
from the NYC Marathon Hash party will be your hare for
tonight's
(Nov. 18) Monday night Wildcard Hash.

The departure point is the Hallendale Post Office on
Biscayne Blvd
(home of the Running Man Hash).  Happy time at 6:30
pm, hare
away by 7 pm  Cost $1, but bring your own beaverages.

Erections:

Take I-95 to Hallendale Beach Blvd. and head East
(toward Europe)
until you reach Biscayne Blvd. (US1) and turn
Right/South (toward
Brazil).  Pass one stoplight and then look on your
left for the
Hallendale Beach Post Office and screaming hashers in
the South
part of the parking lot in front of the P.O.  This is
directly across
the street from Gulfstream Race Track.

See you there.

ON ON

VD


> 2nd Annual Sometime Around Thanksgiving Boynton
Beach Pub Hash
>
> Date/Time: Saturday November 23, 2002. 6:00.
>
> Hares: Climaxes By Night and Cum Again
>
> Start Location: Public Parking lot on the SW corner
of Ocean Ave and NE
> 4th Street, "Downtown" Boynton Beach.
>
> Directions: From 95, exit Boynton Beach Blvd and go
east. Take a right
> just past the tracks on NE 4th Street. Look for
screaming hashers in a
> public lot two blocks later.
>
> Cost: $5.00
>
> All proceeds will go to the Fund For Drinking on
November 23re, a
> non-profit organization dedicated to spending all of
the money on beer.
> Offer may not be valid in Mississippi, Oregon and
New Jersey. Check with
> your accountant for tax deductibility. Extremely
Cheap Beer may be served
> at the start and Down Downs due the number of bars
attended and the
> extremely low cost of admission.


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with much ado about elections and directions...

  here is another SNAG:

  for those of you fools traveling from geographic
points to the west of GENERALISSIMO CASIMIR PULASKI
WAY (nw 22nd avenue in miami dade county), and who
use highway 836):

  as you are exiting highway 836 at 27th avenue,
one sees a well-placed sign on the right-hand side
of the exit ramp with the words:
"...no left hand turn at nw 11th street..."!!!!!!

THIS is exactly WHAT a person looking for the most
direct route to the Polish American Community Club
wants to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

therefore, in order NOT to receive a summons to appear
in court for a traffic violation, as you exit
highway 836 at 27th avenue, just go to nw 11th street,
make a quick U-TURN on this street, and THEN you will
be headed eastward, toward nw 22nd avenue, and
the beginning of the start of fun for the rest of
the day!!!!!

hint: nw 11th street is THE FIRST EAST-WEST STREET
that a driver encounters upon exiting highway 836!!!!!

ononononwc (miami-dade county,florida u.s.a.)


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If you don't understand the directions to the Polish- er, I mean
poling place, don't be surprised.  This is just another method of
manipulating the voter, thus fixing still another erection.  Other
methods include, butt are not limited to:

Requiring taverns and bars to be closed on election day (no point
even getting out of bed!)

Using printed ballots in aras of high illiteracy (Teachers' Union
permitted in community schools)

Opening the Pole-ing place simultaneous with the kick-off of various
football games, with all Pole-ing taking place during these athletic
contests.

These sorts of machinations would most certainly be considered part
of an elaborate conspiracy to suppress voter turnout among certain
segments of the community, if they could be attributed to any group
other than the POLISH!  However, because this is POLISH ELECTION
DAY, rest assured that all of these things are just honest human
errors, accidents, mistakes, blunders, oversights, or SNAFUs, with
absolutely no underlying malicious intent whatsoever.

The trick to getting to the Poles in time to exercise your rights is
to locate 22nd Avenue after exiting 836 at 27th Avenue.  All of the
east-west through streets near 836 run through the neighborhood on
the south side of 836.  You must drive through that neighborhood to
get from 27th Avenue to 22nd Avenue (General Casimir Pulaski Road).
Then you can go back north on 22nd Ave. under 836 and a few more
blocks to find the well marked Polish American Club on the West Side
of the Street.

Look for me at the start.  I'll be the one holding his Pole.