memories...how fast they fade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of the highlights and lowlights of the 01 april 2003
APRIL FOOLS' DAY NERD'S RUN 2003:

*THE TROPHY WAS "TAKEN" BY A "BILLABONG PUB" PATRON, WHILE
HE WENT TO THE "SCARLETT'S TOPLESS/BOTTOMLESS, NAKED-GIRL,
STRIPPER-DANCER, GENTLEMEN'S CLUB, CABARET". HE FOUND IT TO BE
LONELY BECAUSE WE HAD LEFT IT THERE IN ORDER TO GO OUT FOR THE RUN.

*NERD GRAY AND NERD MONICA FROM ARGENTINA DECIDED TO BE CUTE AND PAY
THEIR FARE FOR THE EVENING'S SOIREE WITH $20 IN CHANGE.
NERD WEATHERED COCK NEVER GUARDED WELL THEIR BAG OF CHANGE, AND
SOMEHOW, THIS BAG GREW LEGS, PICKED ITSELF UP AND DISAPPEARED.
IF ANYONE SAW THIS FAMOUS BAG OF CHANGE WANDERING AROUND, LOOKING
FOR ITS HOME, PLEASE CONTACT THE MEMBERS OF THE "NERDS EXECUTIVE
COUNCIL".

*WEATHERED COCK WAS "YELLED TO THE GROUND", FORCED INTO SUBMISSION,
AND HANDCUFFED FOR A PERIOD OF 3-5 MINUTES, ALONG HALLANDALE BEACH
BOULEVARD (NEAR 8TH STREET, IN THE 'HOOD), BY 4 HALLANDALE BEACH
CONSTABLES. THEY WANTED TO ARREST W.C. FOR LITTERING (FLOUR, FOR
THEIR DUNKIN' DONUTS). TEFLON WILLIE AND GATOR-HATER ARRIVED
ON THE SCENE AND CONVINCED THEM THAT W.C. WAS A GOOD LITTLE BOY
AND THAT HE WAS NOT GOING TO BOTHER ANYONE ELSE FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!

*THAT GATOR-HATER, WHAT A CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT THAT W.C. WANTED
EVERYONE TO RUN THE TRAIL IN THE BACKWARDS SENSE, SINCE IT WAS
01 APRIL. HE TOOK OFF, IN AN ANTICYCLONIC SENSE, AND ENDED UP SAVING
W.C.'S HANDCUFFED BUTTOCKS, ALONG HALLANDALE BEACH BOULEVARD.

*ACTUALLY, THERE WAS A TRAIL IN ANY DIRECTION IN WHICH YOU MIGHT
HAVE WANTED TO RUN AND/OR WALK! THAT WAS THE BEAUTY OF THE WHOLE
NONSENSE!!!!!!!

*THE MOST NON-SENSICAL ACCUSATION AWARD - GOES TO
"SUCKS ON THE BEACH", FOR ACCUSING W.C. OF BRINGING NON-ALCOHOLIC
BEER TO THE RUN. HEY, BOZO - DRINKS INCLUDED, BUT WERE NOT LIMITED
TO: WATER; ALCOHOLIC BEER; "E.R." DRANK SPIKED CIDER; CAPTAIN
HOLLYWOOD WAS LOOKING FOR WHISKEY; AND SODA.
WAKE UP, MUCHACHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*THE 2002 "NERD OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER", MISS SILVER HUMMER
SHOWED UP IN HER SOON-TO-BE MASTER'S DEGREE GRADUATION CAP AND GOWN.
"ITSY-BITSY", ONE OF THE INAUGURAL MEMBERS OF THE HALLOWED
"NERDS' HALL OF FAME", SHOWED UP IN PRETTY MUCH A OF "HO-HUM" COSTUME!

*THE 2003 WINNERS OF THE "BEST DRESSED NERDS" WERE................
"MAIL ORDER BRIDE" AND "HEY KANOJO", STRAIGHT OFF THE SLOW-MOVING
BOAT FROM JAPAN, AFTER SPENDING THE LAST 5 YEARS MAKING 3 BABIES!!!!!

NOTABLE BY THEIR ABSENCES: ALL OF THE DEADBEATS WHO MISSED THE
WHOLE AFFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE WERE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

onononononwc (miami-dade county,florida u.s.a.)