Thanks again to all of you East Coast wankers who came-out.....read
on at the end for info. on future hashes.....


Nipples Hash #1

2-1-03

Weather: Nice, windy

Hares: Highballs, Got MILF

Hounds: Anal Inspector (West Palm Hurricane), Hay Ride Me, Special Ed
(West Palm Corned Beef), Slow Poker, Sex Wax (Space Coast), Steve
Does Dallas (FLASH), Teflon Willie (Ft.Laud Wilcard), Two Holes
(Frankfurt, GER), Heavy On The Pickles, Weathered Cock, Silver
Hummer (Really Expensive Beer H3), Cockpit, Crotchduster (Daytona),
Itsy Bitsy (Ft. Laud Full Moon),
Search and Seize Her, Wankee Doodle, Pansy Ass Motherfucker, Short
Stuff, Amazon Dick, and a bunch of NFHNs----- sorry if I missed
anyone

Well, it all went-down over a week ago, and I'm just now motivating
to do a write-up. You can bitch all you want, but this ain't the
New York Times, so deal.

The forecast had called for warm weather, but by hash-time the wind
was blowin' and the Nipples were getting harder and harder by the
minute. How appropriate. It was fat-boy weather, but that was
about the only part of the trail designed for the fat-boys. More on
this later.

Great turnouts from the East Coast, as well as a surprisingly decent
number of locals who either had ties to former local hashes (FLASH
etc.) or had ties to absolutely nothing.

The hounds were quickly informed that the trail was now A to B and
that they better get their shit in the beer truck pronto, otherwise
they would be cold as a "witches tit in a brass bra in January",
come the On In. Most took the warning seriously. Damn Floridians.
No piss in the blood.

Anyway, I gave a quick chalk talk and went on my merry way. They
took quite few liberties with the "grace period" so I had to haul-
ass before they were distracted by the first beer-stop. Playing a
real life version of "frogger" while crossing 41, didn't help my
head start either (head? who said head?). First batch of brews came
from the cooler at Lowdermilk Park, along the beach.

Details from this point are sketchy. Most were cursing my trail
from here On In. A long death march down Naples Beach to the pier
came next. There were a lot of dead fish and I'm sure some whining
took place. Once the hounds reached the pier, they found beer in a
nearby parking area. There was brief scare from the po-lice, but I
guess everyone escaped and followed the rest of the trail to the On
In.

Down downs. Virgins were welcummed and Mullet's Little Fucktoy was
named, probably having something to do with the dead fish that he
carried for the entire second half of the trail. Lots of false
accusations and grabassery. Special thanks to Gatorhater and
everyone else who helped a rusty RA with songs and general control.
9 months of little hashing makes Highballs a slow wanker. Thanks to
Virgin Just Joe for driving the beertruck too.


The On After bar was a story in itself. They had a real hang-up
with us sitting on tables and other surfaces that weren't chairs.
Especially during the Aloutte, but what can you do? Mullett didn't
help matters when he unknowingly whipped it out right in-front of
the owner of the bar. He looked like some poor stiff playing video
poker and minding his own business. Who new? Ooops! Mullett wasn't
thrown-out on the spot, so that was nice. But that guy just about
burned a hole in the back of Mullett's head (who said head?) with
that glare. He didn't seem to like it either when I asked: "If you
own the bar, why don't you just rig the poker machine so you that
you win every game!!!!" Ridiculous. Anyway, this guy made Shit
Happens and Slappy look disciplined. He must have unloaded 100s
into that thing.

So when it came time to leave, we broke-out the gasoline, soaked the
bridge, and lit her up. I don't think we'll be going back there,
considering the parting shots that were exchanged.

Official Nipples H3 hash statistics (as of 2/10/03)

Hashes: 1
Hashers Named: 1
Bars Kicked-out of: 1
Pairs of breasts exposed: 1
Cock and balls exposed: 1 (set)

Trendy

Anyway, I'll try to do better next time

Highballs

Note on future debauchery:

March 1st Nipples Hash #2 Location TBA. Hashtime will be 3:00PM

March 22nd Nipples Hash #3. Location: Swamp Buggy Park off 951 in
Golden Ghetto. This is some crazy idea put-together by Gatorhater
and some of the others. Details will follow as we get closer to the
event. Plan to make it an all-afternoon/evening event.

Make sure that you are subscribed to the Nipples Group

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Contact Highballs if you have problems signing-up, cuz this will be
our only form of mass-communication for the time being. Make sure
you don't miss the boat.

Smell ya later.