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>From:Jeffrey Benschneider <BenscJW@...>
>To:lynn241@...; bttyaywnf@...; csmaguigan@...; tneppes@...
>Subject:Reasons to drink beer!
>Date:Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:32:34 -0500
>
>
>Reasons we should drink beer--according to the person listed below the
>saying!
>
>  Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink,
>I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
>about the workers in the brewery and all of their
>hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
>might be out of work and their dreams would be
>  shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer
>  and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
>  worry about my liver."
>       ~ Babe Ruth
>
>        "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When
>they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
>  going to feel all day. "
>         ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
>
>
>         "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be
>  drunk to spend time with his fools."
>         ~ Ernest Hemingway
>
>         "When I read about the evils of drinking, I
>gave up reading."
>        ~ Paul Hornung
>
>        "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
>  Coincidence? I think not."
>        ~ H. L. Mencken
>
>        "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get
>drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit
>  no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
>  let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
>        ~ George Bernard Shaw
>
>         "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us
>to be happy."
>         ~ Benjamin Franklin
>
>     "Without question, the greatest invention in
>  the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that
>the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
>does not go nearly as well with pizza."
>        ~ Dave Barry
>
>BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
>         ~ W. C. Fields
>
>         Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
>         ~ Professor Irwin Corey
>
>         To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support
>  Group. Salvation in a can!
>        ~ Leo Durocher
>
>         One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained
>the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
>
>        "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of
>  buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
>  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
>  weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
>  natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
>  because the general speed and health of the whole
>  group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
>  weakest members.! In much the same way, the human
>brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
>  cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
>  brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
>  weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
>consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
>  making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
>  That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
>
>
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