Howard,
I enjoyed listening yesterday to your story
about finding and acquiring the newest fashion style running shorts. I am highly impressed about your
dedication and persistence in trying to be at the forefront of the sports clothing
fashion development. I even
thought for a moment that you might become a consulting partner for the major
players in this field, like the Nike’s, Hind’s, Adidas’, Mizuno’s, etc.
Unfortunately, after doing some extensive
research over the last 24 hours (sacrificing last night’s sleep in the interest
of science), I found some disturbing proof that you are really not the fashion
expert you claim to be. Take a look
at the following graph which I found in a most respected science journal:

According
to this latest research, the running short style you are wearing right now is
really dating back to the 1950’s. I
am outraged, after over 50 years your stuff is clearly outdated. Admit it, you mislead all of us in
believing that you are a true sports clothing fashion expert. Shame on us that we trusted you for so
long.
Now, when
can we expect you wearing a real up-to-date sports outfit? There is only a small window of
opportunity for you to rebuild your reputation.
Happy
Holidays,
Manfred