After thirteen rounds, we've only got one win on the ladder.

I've never been on a wooden spoon at Essendon before, so, what do we
do?

Do we call for more from the U18s and the reserves?

Do we demand more from management, which we've got in the form of us?

Do we bring out the Ax for Sheeds?

What can we do at this time? Give me some sort of an answer, please.

"See the Bombers fly up, up,
to win the premiership flag!"
- Essendon Club Song