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Re: [Eastern Shore Tractor Pullers] 2003 Schedule


The Mouse Trap

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall of an old farm house to see the
farmer and his wife opening a package; what food might it contain? He was
aghast to discover that it was a mouse trap!

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, "There's a
mouse trap in the house! There's a mouse trap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I
can tell you this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to
me; I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There's a mouse trap in the
house!"

"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there's nothing I
can do about it but pray; be assured that you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like wow, Mr. Mouse, a mouse trap;
am I in grave danger, Duh?"

So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected to face the
farmer's mouse trap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a
mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was
caught.

In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the
trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital.

She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with
fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the
soup's main ingredient.

His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with
her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many people
came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for
all of them to eat.

So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it
does not concern you, remember that when the least of us is threatened, we
are all at risk.

And so it may be with Germany, France and Belgium one day...


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Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:06 am

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