hahahahahahahha that was the fuckin funniest thing i have read in a
looooonnggggg time!

i feel you for sure! i am with you and bob all the way!!! cut those hot
air ballooners off and tell them we want someone who can do the job
competently and not just keep taling about themselves and their SO CALLED
accomplishments!!!

love ya doghits!

mon
----- Original Message -----
From: "card board" <feelme@...>
To: <discoelvis@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2003 11:49 PM
Subject: [Disco Elvis] Feel Me


Do you want to know what I taste like? I'm whiskey
and coke, MOSTLY WHISKEY!
If you write a resume it better not be extra fucking
wordy bitch! You best feel me on this!
Recruiters' Top 10 Resume Pet Peeves
>7. Long Resumes and 8. Long Paragraphs
>"I simply don't have the time to read them," says Bob
>Moore of Computer Recruiters Inc.
>Focus on the skills and accomplishments that directly
>apply to the job you're trying to get. Every word
>counts, so don't dwell on the specifics of each job,
>but rather the highlights specific to you.
Bob hires people biatches! Feel him. Too long your
resume is tossed out! Don't blame me, blame your self
you wordy fucking asspuccino drinker.
This is the LAW- 2 pages is pushing it but no too
long. That is the LAW just like gravity- can't fight
that. 1 page fine, 2 pages ok, 3 pages I'm kicking you
in the fucking face! Feel me! If you write 4 pages,
I'll kick your mom in the stomach! Feel Me!

You know what else is the law. From now on all
paragraphs will have spaces between them. THAT IS THE
LAW. FEEL THE LAW!

This is my last e-mail ever! From now on I will be
communicating in codes. Codes delivered on the asses
of stray cats- start looking for them. If you are
allergic to cats fuck off and die. FEEL ME!

I'll walk right through your field to play soccer!
feel me.

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