Top 10 reasons why the Eagles lose every year....

10. McNabb is a cheap copy of Randall Cunningham

9. They lose their best def. player every year.

8. They have no heart.

7. It smells bad in Philly.

6. The curse of Buddy Ryan and the Buddy Bowl. They will never be
able to win a Super Bowl again.

5. The women in Philly are so ugly that the players can never get
satisfied and on track.

4. Ownership is on McNabbs jock so they are too busy babying him to
do anything else.

3. The Fat ass fans in their stands don't know when to make noise and
are loud when the Eagles are trying to audible.

2.The rats in their stadium are served in the players' locker room
for a pregame meal, causing the players to get sick.

1. The Cowboys beat the hell out of them twice a year and they have
nothing left afterwards.