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Glenridge veterans slugfest

Chris Bennett, hitherto the most dominant pitcher
in any corkball setting, continued his rough
weekend. It was a tightly fought game through seven
innings, featuring dramatic clutch home runs and timely
singles (a 1-run and 2-run homer from Alan Minsky, a
3-run homer by Vic the hick Willis, a solo shot from
Mark Behrens, and a clutch one-out single by Bennett).
The score after 7 was 5-5. However, with one out in
the eighth, Vic Willis got a clutch single to drive
in one run, and Bennett got a swinging strike on
Behrens. When A. Minsk failed to get the fuzzy, Mark got a
single to the fence for two runs, beginning a barrage of
singles that did not end when the Minsk came in to
relieve. Before another out was recorded Will and Behr
lead 16-5. As almost a footnote, Minsk hit his third
homer of the day off of Behrens. Will went seven and
gave up 5 earned runs but got the win anyway. Bennett
went 7.5 and gave up 12 earned runs, since failure to
fuzzy is not an E in corkball yet (though that change
might not be a bad idea). Clearly, the second
opportunity single changed a tight game into a rout.




Sun May 6, 2001 5:19 pm

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The Glenridge veterans showed up, and on Thursday Mark Behrens and Chris Bennett played a game. Mark Behrens was the DH while Scuffy McCabe Lou the rake ...
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May 6, 2001
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Chris Bennett, hitherto the most dominant pitcher in any corkball setting, continued his rough weekend. It was a tightly fought game through seven innings,...
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May 6, 2001
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It was the best of times; it was the blurst of times? You stupid monkey!! ACK ACK!! ACK ACK ACK!!<br><br>And so the Glenridge Veterans did take two out of ...
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May 8, 2001
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"It was the best of times; it was the blurst of times?? YOU STUPID MONKEY!!"<br><br>ACK ACK!! ACK!! ACK!! ACK!!!<br><br>And so the Glenridge veterans strode...
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Why isn't this lame ass yahoo can of a shit hole excuse for a communication medium not posting my brilliant prose?...
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May 8, 2001
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Thanks to the Cambrian Players League All-Stars for coming out in force and good cheer, and for bringing with them a keg of beer. Thanks to the Grassos for...
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May 10, 2001
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Vic--Much agreed on the greatness of the day. It's a long season, and nothing would be more enjoyable than to see those Glenridge Vets return. <br><br>As far...
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May 10, 2001
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Wow! <br><br>Don't tune in for a week and the membership, quantity (and quality) of participation doubles! <br><br>Welcome, new members... feel free to post as...
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May 16, 2001
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Glad you posted....it was getting lonesome w/0 the leader. When're you coming out? There's plenty of characters, plenty of booze, plenty of good eateries,...
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My Bro, J.B. and the rest of the Zane clan,<br><br>Ah, if I could hop on the next plane leaving from Austin Int'l heading your way I surely would, but I ...
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cole -<br><br>=P i do too have enough vacation time! heh. why don't ya come up with a better excuse? =) <br><br>i mean, c'mon... i hear you talk about these...
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Yeah Scooter B's fastball was nasty hot, but the true heat was in the air. Temperature's up to a 100 drg graced Sunday's activity, which ultimately comprised 2...
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The Keesling players emerged as the better players on a sluggish, sloppy day, though all had fun and barbecue was eaten later at the Brinckwirth house, and ...
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Who is this expressimo bean? And what interest is epressimo-ed by this 24/7 talk and why should we care about your express-ed vacation time?...
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Will-o-brother-o-mine, in reference to Bean-o-woman-o-mine, she's my future roommate and my constant travelling companion. We're a team; now all I need to do...
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Call the neighbors and wake up the kids!! For members, friends of members, girlfriends of members, etc., who wish to discuss topics not directly pertaining to ...
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Was another board necessary? I mean, I like bsing on this club. I mean what is a corkball game but yyet another excuse to bs and drink anyway? OK--maybe it's...
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OK,... the bs may continue, but if it becomes excessive or any of the other members object I will move the thread to the other club... OK? <br><br>Which ...
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Yes, Kudos to Vince Salinas for an exceptional pitching debut. I grew up with young Salinas, and I didn't know he was a ringer. I did know he was an evasive ...
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August is out. The visit could happen July 13-22, or July 20-29, depending on the whims and grace of our prospective hosts in California and the cost of ...
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The A's are over .500 so far this season and are running a distant second to the Mariners. My Rangers are biting it in fourth (or is it now fifth?). When did...
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The Rangers deserve to lose. A-Rod is not the best player in baseball--no one player is the best. But I-Rod is the best Texas Ranger. <br>There is much poetic...
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The first five guys in their lineup totally rock. All of them are currently hitting over .300. Oakland's bullpen is the best in the American League. The A's...
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I-Rod is my favorite Ranger. The Rangers badly need some pitching and their high-priced players should learn how to field. I've given up watching the games -...
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The Rangers are the God Squad (even though one of their relievers, Jeff Zimmerman, is a Jew). They are all Fellowship of Christian Athletes and also this team...
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Corkball games took place over two days of this past Memorial Day weekend, but the games themselves were hardly the main events. Vicious feudings, ...
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-best forgotten. Lost amidst the shouting, bat-smacking, chest-beating, wrestling, and threatening was some livelier corkball than on the previous weekend. ...
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