Last night seemed to be a normal night of ball at the Don Young
Fields at JB, except something peculiar was goin on field #1. Rumor
has it that "andro" has finally permeated the ranks of the Club. Bob
Young was quoted as saying, " Something underhanded must be going on
here, with a guy who hasn't won a game in 14 yrs(Boomer) turning into
Jason Isringhausen and gaining a win!, and some guy(Llama) hits a
triple last week, and goes yard the next, when if you combined all of
his career hits, wouldn't even measure up to the 250ft distance for a
homer. We need to start testing for Ilegal substances."
Tim K, speaking on behalf of the players, says that testing the
players for substances is useless, because everyone in the club is
already using one substance or another to try and enhance their
performance, he just can't believe it took Boomer and LLama this long
to figure it out.