WWE Title Bullrope Match: Eddie Guerrero (c) vs John Bradshaw
Layfield

Oh boy, this match is a main event! The Judgment Day match was
actually pretty decent, so I'm not going to make a rant about how
much this could suck. However, that bullrope looks to be one
obnoxious prop, so I might be proven wrong again. The scariest thing
about this match is that there are rumors that Guerrero/Bradshaw is
going to continue on for another few months. If this is the case, we
could very possible see JBL crowned WWE champion
tonight. ::Shudder:: I don't think WWE is that stupid (yet) so I'm
going to give the nod to Eddie.

Predicted Winner: Eddie Guerrero
Desired Winner: Eddie Guerrero

Concrete Crypt Match: The Undertaker vs The Dudley Boyz

Ugh, this is going to be an ugly match. Well, maybe the three will
be "feeling it" and surprise me, but I seem to recall the old tag
title matches featuring the Dudleyz and 'Taker during the Alliance
era to be particularly bad. Anyways, I can't see 'Taker jobbing to
the Dudleyz, but one thing is for sure: Paul Bearer is the real dead
man here!

Predicted Winner: The Undertaker
Desired Winner: Umm... Undertaker, I guess.

U.S. Title 4-Way Elimination Match: John Cena (c) vs Rene Dupree vs
Rob Van Dam vs Booker T

This could very well be the match of the night. Elimination matches
rule. This is also the hardest match to call, as I could see any
four of these guys winning very easily. Cena retained at Judgment
Day and Dupree seems like he's destined for the title. So I say
Dupree.

Predicted Winner: Rene Dupree
Desired Winner: Rene Dupree

Wow, a lot of heels winning, eh?

Cruiserweight Title: Rey Mysterio (c) vs Chavo Guerrero

Here is a great chance to restore some respectability to the poor
Cruiserweight title, who has been held by Jacquelyn and Chavo
Classic in recent months. Ugh. This match happened at No Way Out
earlier this year and ruled back then. Rey lost that match, so I
think he's going to get his win back here.

Predicted Winner: Rey Mysterio
Desired Winner: Rey Mysterio

Torrie Wilson vs Sable

THIS AGAIN!?! BAH! Who cares!

Predicted Winner: Torrie Wilson
Desired Winner: I DON'T CARE!

Kenzo Sezuki vs Billy Gunn

This match didn't suck too badly on Smackdown this week, but it was
only 4 minutes or so. Now they have a Pay-per-view stage. Ugh. Kenzo
makes me wonder if WWE even watches tapes of their signees before
signing them. Either way, Kenzo is new, and apparently WWE wants to
push him for some reason. So Gunn, have fun jobbing.

Predicted Winner: Kenzo Sezuki
Desired Winner: Billy Gunn (the lesser of two evils)

Hardcore Holly vs Mordecai

I don't think this one will be too bad. Mordecai isn't a bad gimmick
at all, and Hardcore Holly is a pretty solid hand. Same as the above
match, Mordecai is new and being set up for a push (and apparently a
feud with Eddie Guerrero based on that promo from Smackdown last
week). Mordy wins, Hardcore jobs.

Predicted Winner: Mordecai
Desired Winner: Mordecai