WWE Velocity Report
By Pete Nyman

-Your hosts are Josh Mathews and Ernest Miller.

-First Match: Bryan Danielson vs. Jamie Noble (w/Nidia):
Bryan Danielson is also known as The American Dragon. He's just
using his real name so he doesn't sound cooler than Jamie Noble.
Bryan Danielson hits some knife edged chops but then Jamie Noble
hits a drop toe hold. Noble then hits a back suplex and pins
Danielson for a 2 count. Noble chokes Danielson on the ropes. Noble
hits a bodyslam and then a legdrop and pins Danielson for a 2 count.
Noble crosses Danielson's arms across his own throat and proceeds to
choke him. Danielson hits a sunset flip but then Jamie Noble gets a
pin for a 2 count and then another pin for another 2 count. Noble
hits a knee to the gut and pins Danielson for another 2 count. Jamie
Noble puts on a headlock but then Bryan Danielson hits an armdrag.
Danielson hits some European uppercuts and then a headbutt and a
forearm smash. Noble hits a powerslam and pins Danielson for the 2
count. Danielson hits a Roaring Elbow and then a german suplex and
pins Noble for the 2 count. Danielson hits a back body drop but then
Noble hits a Shake Rattle N' Roll neckbreaker and pins Danielson for
the 3 count.
Winner: Jamie Noble.

-Highlights are shown from the Raw 10th Anniversary show.

-Commercial Break.

-Tajiri cuts a promo for the Royal Rumble, in Japanese.

-Commercial Break.

-Highlights are shown from the last episode of Tough Enough 3.

-Second Match: Chuck Palumbo vs. Xavier:
Xavier is the current Ring of Honor Champion. Well, this is WWE and
Xavier doesn't have his ROH title with him, so I guess it's a non-
title match. Lockup. Chuck Palumbo puts on a hammerlock. Palumbo
then hits a clothesline but Xavier hits a drop toe hold. Xavier then
hits a dropkick to Palumbo's knee and then drops an elbow on it.
Palumbo then hits a powerbomb and a Yakuza kick and pins Xavier for
the 2 count. Palumbo puts on a bow and arrow and then hits an
overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Xavier hits a huracanrana and then
some knife edged chops. Xavier follows up with a top rope crossbody
and pins Palumbo for the 2 count. Xavier hits a neckbreaker and then
misses a 450 Splash. He should have tried the 540 Splash. Chuck
Palumbo then hits the Jungle Kick and pins Xavier for the 3 count.
Winner: Chuck Palumbo.

-Edge cuts a promo for the Royal Rumble.

-Commercial Break.

-A video is shown of the Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit feud.

-Highlights are shown of Edge & Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle & Team
Angle.

-The Guerreros cut a promo for Royal Rumble.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Burn of the Night: Brock Lesnar & Rey Mysterio beating Big Show
& A-Train.

-A video is shown of the Brock Lesnar and Big Show feud.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Rewind: The Guerreros beating John Cena and B-2, then Redd Dogg
comes out and attacks B-2.

-Main Event: Shannon Moore vs. The Jet:
The Jet is wearing the same pants from last week, but Mathews and
Miller can't tell it's the same guy, because he changed masks! Geez.
Anyway, Shannon Moore's got cool tights this week, the red, silver,
and black is always cool. Lockup to start. Shannon Moore hits an
armdrag and then The Jet hits an armdrag and then another armdrag.
The Jet rolls up Moore for pin and a 2 count. Moore hits a back
suplex and then applies a headlock. The Jet elbows out but then
Moore pins The Jet for a 2 count. Moore chokes The Jet with the
ropes and then hits a bodyslam and pins The Jet for another 2 count.
The Jet then gets a pin for a 2 count. Moore gets a pin for a 2
count. The Jet then hits a heel kick and an Enziguri. The Jet pins
Moore for a 2 count. The Jet hits a missle dropkick, and then pins
Moore for another 2 count. Shannon Moore hits a dropkick and then
the flipping swinging neckbreaker and pins The Jet for a 2 count.
The Jet then hits the Sliced Bread #2 and pins Moore for the 3 count.
Winner: The Jet.

-A replay of the finish is shown.

-End Show.

-Notes: Not that many matches on Velocity this week. Maybe I'm
exaggerating, but there are usually 4 matches. Ah well, at least
they made room for a good Bryan Danielson/Jamie Noble match. Heck,
WWE should sign Danielson again. The Jet was a stupid name for
Spanky this week. I think The Giant would have been better, since I
like the Giants better, and the stadium in East Rutherford is called
Giants Stadium, not Jets Stadium. That's it, see you next week. Send
me feedback at Flexholly@..., I'll be glad to answer your
questions.

Source:
Lords of Pain