Here are my predictions for The 2003 Royal Rumble.

Winner Advances to Rumble: Big Show w/Paul Heyman vs Brock Lesnar.

Lesnar is going to win this match, no doubt about it. I suppose I
shouldn't talk like that because its the same thing I said a few
months ago when Brock was going to face Big Show at Survivor Series.
Its also the same thing I said three years ago when The Rock was
facing Big Show for the Wrestlemania title shot at No Way Out 2000.
Oh well, there is no point in Big Show winning this.

Predicted Winner: Brock Lesnar
Desired Winner: Brock Lesnar

World Tag Championship: Storm and Regal (c) vs The Dudley Boyz

This is a hard one to call. I don't see the point of the Dudleyz
holding the belts now. It would be more interesting if Storm and
Regal are put over, and it will help build up an eventual rematch
with Booker T and Goldust.

Predicted Winners: Storm and Regal
Desired Winners: Storm and Regal

Stepmother vs Stepdaughter: Dawn Marie vs Torrie Wilson

Yeah, like Al Wilson is really dead. And Dawn Marie is really
Torrie's stepmother. This storyline has gone on long enough and it
needs to end. I say put Torrie over Dawn, and then keep them far
away from eachover. Knowing the WWE, Dawn will turn face and then
she'll be friend with Torrie and they'll act like none of this ever
happened. Damn, sometimes I hate the WWE...

Predicted Winner: Torrie Wilson
Desired Winner: Torrie Wilson

World Championship: Triple H (c) vs Scott Steiner

I'm starting to get a feeling of dread about this match. Why? Number
one, its going to suck. Triple H and Scott Steiner are not what they
used to be. This match would have been cool about two or three years
ago. Second reason, TRIPLE H IS GOING TO WIN THE FUCKING MATCH!
Seriously, I hate Triple H as Raw champion. I hate it, hate it, hate
it. Its not the good hate either. Its not the type of hate that
makes me want to boo him, its the type of hate that makes me want to
change the channel everytime he's on TV holding the damn WCW
championship. What's even worse, is that I'll be just as pissed if
Scott Steiner wins! DAMMIT ALL!

Predicted Winner: Triple H
Desired Winner: Scott Steiner

WWE Championship: Kurt Angle (c) w/Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas
vs Chris Benoit

Benoit really deserves to win here, but he won't this night. For
once, it won't break my heart if he loses (like his past title
shots). If Angle wins, he's pretty much going to Wrestlemania. Its
high time that Kurt Angle main evented the biggest show of the year.
Its an honor that I'd also like to see Benoit achieve, but this is
not his year. I just hope that its not too late and that he can get
a shot next year. It also doesn't help Benoit, that Team Angle will
most likely get involved in this match.

Predicted Winner: Kurt Angle
Desired Winner: Kurt Angle

Royal Rumble Match:

This match is filled with talents that hardly ever get to be on PPV,
like John Cena, Chris Nowinski, and Tommy Dreamer. They have no shot
at winning though, due to the fact that a main eventer has to win
this (do you really think the WWE would put someone like John Cena
in the main event of Wrestlemania)? I see HBK and Y2J sticking it
out for the entire match until the very end. I see Y2J eliminating
HBK and setting them up for No Way Out. I predict that Jericho and
Brock Lesnar will be the final two guys in the ring, with Brock
Lesnar winning.

Predicted Winner: Brock Lesnar
Desired Winner: Brock Lesnar

That's all... for now.

-Rings