The 13th plenary session of the 44th meeting of the standing
committee of the Taiping Hash recently unanimously re-elected Male
Pattern Baldness as grandmaster.

"Some hashers kept calling for `change, change, change,'" said
M.P.B. "But we've seen the tragic result of having a grandmaster who
had neither the experience nor the wisdom to manage our hash. We
cannot let that happen again ... I'm ready to lead from Day 1, or at
least after a couple more runs."

The standing committee also tentatively approved a September run in
southern Anhui province where the villages on the UNESCO World
Heritage List are located.

In the spirit of building a harmonious hash, the standing committee
unanimously elected each other to the following positions:

GM: Male Pattern Baldness
Joint GM: 96
Trailmaster: Camel
Deputy trailmaster: B.E.C.
Whip: Johnny Wad
Whip: Buttcracker
Hash Cash: Puss Eye
Spiritual Advisor: OJ
Beer ayi: Nadia
Deputy beer ayi: Free Entry
Hash rent girl: Wooly Bush
Logistics coordinator: Jennifer
Minister without portfolio: Domestic Violence
Hash SOB: No Balls