Hey all,
If you're still in Chi-Town over the Thanksgiving holiday for whatever reason,
head on over to Stab Em's Place! I'll be providing a truly shitty trail and Stab
Em' will be proving a Thanksgiving meal that is sure to please.
Please RSVP with Half-Fag at hasherofa1000names@..., so that we can get a
head count for our gracious host.
When: Nov 26 2009
Hares: Half-Fag
Place: Casa de Stab `Em (6530 S. University)
On-Out @ 2:30!!!
Hash Cash: $8
Orphan's Thanksgiving Feast to be had after circle (~5-6ish). Bring food or
bevvy if you wish.
Chicago Hash #1633 Sunday 11/22, 2pm @ Casa de Soul Taco - Thanksgiving Dinner
Hash
Hare(s): SOUL TACO, POULTRY F*CKER, SUPER STUFFER? and others
Venue: Casa Soul - 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 Also BEARS GAME WILL BE ON TV when you Stay
late at Casa de Just Shaina. THERE WILL BE TURKEY, MASHED TATORS, STUFFING,
DESSERT oh and BEER!!!
Gather round at Chez PegLeg and Splatty
413 Republic Rd in Batavia, IL
This A->A trail shouldn't have too much shiggy. Shortcuts available for walkers/strollers/kids/lazy turds. We'll likely have some sorts of chili and cake. The grill will be available if desired. Croquet can be set up in the backyard.
Getting there by car - Click the icon in google map and get directions yourself. Most likely take I-88 tollway to Route 31 north to Batavia. Maybe hitch a ride?
Getting there by public transportation - Metra Union Pacific West line to Geneva; train 503 from Chicago Ogilvie station arrives Geneva at 1:47 PM. Call PegLeg 630 251 2706 for a pick-up
Location: Indian Road Woods. ( Approximately 5900 N and 5500 W) Take the blue line to Jefferson Park and then the Central bus to Indian Road. Driving, get to Central and Elston and head north about a half mile on Central. Central takes a slight S turn to the right and the woods entrance is on the right after the last house and before the bridge.
Weather: 55 degrees and partly cloudy.
The Bushman Hash is all woods all of the time.
Expect to see nature, deer, and jumping over logs and stuff.
The finish is in the woods for a short circle
and then the hash adjourns to a local pub
for those that want to continue.
On Tue Dec 1, 7PM, we will have another Chicago Full Moon Hash
this time hared by Rhotan. RHOTAN, we need a location.
On Sat Dec 12, 2PM we will have another Big Dog Hash. Hare and location ?????
A Chicago Area Hashing Challenge:
You can do three hashes in less then 24 hours.
Are you up for it.
Just Ashley has just signed up to Co-Hare
the First of the Challenge Hashes
and intends to do all three. How about you?
On Fri Dec 18, 7PM will be the First Crack of the Moon Hash,hared by Horn-E and Just Ashley and it will be a Christmas Lights hash and gift exchange. The Moon Hashes brought the gift exchange idea to Chicago and we steal gifts. Its fun. Hmmm! We will hash out of the Lodge on Division St. No pitchers so no hash cash. It will be a buy your own night. This will be the day before the Chicago Hash Anthrax hash. Maybe some visitors will join us. Its Too Soft has mentioned it on the Anthrax announcement. Thanks.
On Sat, Dec 19, at NOON, off at 12:30 (Note the time change) will be another Bushman Hash. Horn-E will hare from La Bagh Woods just northeast of Cicero and Foster. We will end with a short circle in the woods so those hashers and visitors who want to, can head downtown
to the Chicago Anthrax Hash scheduled for 3PM, off probably at 3:30PM. This arrangement was worked out with Its Too Soft so that the two hashes wouldn't compete, but instead compliment each other. This is also listed in the Anthrax announcement. Now we'll see if any visitors can handle our woods.
So, there is the Chicago Area Hash Challenge.
Do all three in 24 hours if you dare.
On Tue Dec 30 or Fri Jan 1 will be a Chicago Full Moon Hash. We need a hare. Hare picks the date.
First Crack of the Moon Hash #143
It was,Tuesday, Nov 17, at 7PM
It was at, 901 W. Madison Glory Hole's place.
The Hares were: Glory Hole and The KGB
Crop Duster, Horn-E, Just Christian and Lower Wackoff braved this trail that had us crawling under a fence within two blocks as we entered a new construction zone. Foundation holes, mountains of muddy dirt and hidden beer. But after the beer it was again sliding under the fence on our backs and off for a west of Greektown loop. We eventually headed over to I 94 / I 90 and all of the entrance and exit ramps under construction. Down to the Expressway as we ran through the mud and around the construction equipment. We even ran the ramps between the north and south bound highways. Survived it all and then went for beer. Here we eventually named Glory Hole's room mate, Meghan. She will forever more be know as Balcon. You need to speak Bulgarian to know what it means. Next time be there and learn first hand.
Thirstday Hash on Nov 19 was hared by Happy Ass Grabber from Rick's Place on South Western. We had fifteen brave souls at the start, The KGB joined us on trail. Shiggy Packer joined us on the hill. and Slippery Box joined us at the finish. All of you who were afraid to head into that area had nothing to fear. Sort of. We were led by a visitor, Ghetto Man from San Diego. Yeah, what a hero. All right, he was faster then a speeding bullet, but stepping on broken glass as he made a turn was like stepping on wet ice. Down he went. At the beer stop we saw the blood pouring down his leg. At the finish he noticed his shorts were soaked with blood and was flashing his bloody ass all over the bar. And I was eating a rare hamburger. We did run through the local neighborhoods east of Western at the start. As we crossed Western on the back part of the course, Ghetto Man headed north on a Split. Some local heard him yell something and thought it was a couple crossing the street and started his trash talking as he crossed the street. Horn-E yelled out, look, our first fight. He might have been right. We weaved through some open fields and finally up on some tracks and over to this huge weed covered hill where beer was waiting at the top. We all made it. Then we finally saw Shiggy Packer scampering up the hill, tired, out of breath and whiter then normal. I think he had the shit scared out of him and was running for his life. He ran into one bum who threatened him with a broken bottle. But Shiggy Packer can run and bums can't. Then he was stopped by the cops. Why? Just because he was running and there was a shooting in the area. But he produced a hash shirt and one of the cops said, "Oh, your with those runners that drink and sing dirty songs." Saved by a hash shirt and our drunken, lewd reputation. SnatchSquatch led circle, we drank beer and all went home safely. And you can believe every word from your hash scribe. Sure you can.
Now volunteer to hare a moon hash. Or any hash because we all need the help.
--- On Thu, 11/19/09, halfmoonh4 <halfmoonh4@...> wrote:
From: halfmoonh4 <halfmoonh4@...> Subject: [h4] Things I learned about Beer in Hong Kong To: h4@yahoogroups.com Date: Thursday, November 19, 2009, 8:59 AM
Generally the beer selection at 99% of the joints sucks.... Tsingtao, Heineken, Stella, Guinness (no widget), and Carlsberg. Although we did find a couple of Irish Bars with some decent tap beers.
The best beer line I heard was from a waiter one night, on Chinese Beer:
Just a reminder, Hashes held in inclement weather are the most fun hashes of
all! If necessary, I will lay a live trail and it will be so great that you
will pee your pants.
on on
HAG (and Turbodog)
Hello wankers and bimbos!
Tired of running through the same old alleys? Tired of drinking in the same old
bars? If so, this week's Thirstday hash is for you!
When: Thirstday November 19 Arrive at 7:00/on out at 7:30
Where: Rick's Bar 939 S Western
CTA: Take Blueline to the Western stop by 290 (not the lame-o stop at Armitage)
Go 5 blocks south. (Parking is not difficult)
Who: Co-hared by Happy Ass Grabber and Turbodog.
Don't worry we won't be running through scary-ville, but we will be running
through some interesting stuff on the near west side.
Turbodog also told me to tell you that if you do not come, she will bite you in
the butt.
onon to Thirstday Hash!!!!
HAG
Former Chicago Hasher Bend Over Rover will be here during a 12-hour layover at O'Hare this Friday. The tentative plan is to meet up at The Map Room for the first round and potentially move on for more.
Details so far:
When: Friday 11/20, from around 8:30 pm until ?
Where: The Map Room - 1949 N. Hoyne (near Damen & Armitage)
Directions: CTA blue line to Western/Milwaukee. Walk north on Western to Armitage then east to Hoyne.
Driving, take I-90/94 to Armitage. Go west to Hoyne.
Hare(s):JUST SHAINA, POULTRY F*CKER, SUPER STUFFER? and others Venue: Casa de Just Shaina - 3641 W. Belmont Hash Cash: Still
only a mere $8 Also BEARS GAME WILL BE ON TV when you Stay late at Casa de Just
Shaina. THERE WILL BE TURKEY, MASHED TATORS, STUFFING, DESSERT oh and BEER!!!
Hare(s):JUST SHAINA, POULTRY F*CKER, SUPER STUFFER? and others Venue: Casa de Just Shaina - 3641 W. Belmont Hash Cash: Still
only a mere $8 Also BEARS GAME WILL BE ON TV when you Stay late at Casa de Just
Shaina. THERE WILL BE TURKEY, MASHED TATORS, STUFFING, DESSERT oh and BEER!!!
If you aren't from Chicago, Madison is the dividing line between north and south in Chicago. The location is just west of downtown and one block west of Greektown and Halsted Street. The last time we hashed from his place we had over 55 hashers and ended up on his roof deck.
Hares: Glory Hole and The KGB
Hash Cash: $5
We will have the usual great Moon Hash Haberdashery available
Remember, this is a Black Sox optional hash
Check out our web site at HHHinChicago.com
Some other upcoming hashes from the monthly hashes
On Sat Nov 21, at 2PM, will be a Bushman Hash. This will be out of Indian Road woods. Horn-E will hare and there are some fun woods to run from here. Count on it being almost all off trail running, with the usual surprise finish in the woods for beer and circle.
On Tue Dec 1, 7PM, we will have another Chicago Full Moon Hash this time hared by Rhotan. No location, but he can lay a devious trail. RHOTAN, we need a location.
On Sat Dec 12, 2PM we will have another Big Dog Hash. Hare and location ?????
On Fri Dec 18, 7PM will be the First Crack of the Moon Hash and it will be a Christmas Lights hash and gift exchange. The Moon Hashes brought the gift exchange idea to Chicago and we steal gifts. Its fun. Hmmm! We will hash out of the Lodge on Division St. This will be the day before the Chicago Hash Anthrax hash. Maybe some visitors will join us. Its Too Soft has mentioned it on the Anthrax announcement. Thanks.
On Sat, Dec 19, at NOON, off at 12:30 (Note the time change) will be another Bushman Hash. Horn-E will hare from La Bagh Woods just northeast of Cicero and Foster. We will end with a short circle in the woods so those hashers and visitors who want to, can head downtown to the Chicago Anthrax Hash scheduled for 3PM, off probably at 3:30PM. This arrangement was worked out with Its Too Soft so that the two hashes wouldn't compete, but instead compliment each other. This is also listed in the Anthrax announcement. Now we'll see if any visitors can handle our woods.
On Tue Dec 30 or Fri Jan 1 will be a Chicago Full Moon Hash. We need a hare. Hare picks the date.
--- On Thu, 11/12/09, Aida Sulzbach <a_sulzbach@...> wrote:
From: Aida Sulzbach <a_sulzbach@...> Subject: [h4] New Orleans Mardi Gras Madness XX To: "H4 list" <h4@yahoogroups.com>, "Galveston H3" <galvestonh3@yahoogroups.com> Date: Thursday, November 12, 2009, 4:49 PM
From Gooey Blow of NOH3:
Good news!!!! Mardi Gras Madness XX is up and running on our website (noh3.com) or you can click on the link below and register. Please pass this along to any groups that you can and anyone that you know that might be interested in partying with our hashers in the Big Easy. There's no party like Mardi Gras in the Big Easy!!!
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-----Original Message-----
From: Calvin Klein <calvink@...>
To: chicagoh3@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thu, Nov 12, 2009 4:57 pm
Subject: Re: [chicagoh3] Need a hare for THIS SUNDAY!
Hare for this Sunday will be Calvin Klein.
Venue will be Piano man.
Hareline to follow.....
CK
On Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 10:31 PM, Kelli Brannan <kab134@gmail.com> wrote:
Hashers,
Cum on my Nurse can't hare this Sunday so we need someone to take his date. If you're interested please contact me. Side note: The Bears aren't playing this Sunday. If we can't get anyone, it will be a pick up hash at bar of my choosing.
On Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 10:31 PM, Kelli Brannan <kab134@...> wrote:
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Hashers,
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Cum on my Nurse can't hare this Sunday so we need someone to take his date. If you're interested please contact me. Side note: The Bears aren't playing this Sunday. If we can't get anyone, it will be a pick up hash at bar of my choosing.
A Paypal button will be on chicagohash.com very soon. But until then if you choose to take advantage of the early bird price please add a $2 Paypal fee to your rego. Please send rego info to fistfulofpricks@....
Cum on my Nurse can't hare this Sunday so we need someone to take his date. If you're interested please contact me. Side note: The Bears aren't playing this Sunday. If we can't get anyone, it will be a pick up hash at bar of my choosing.
Hey Hashers!
Hares are needed for the following dates. Please contact either me or Batteries
if you're interested. We really appreciate all that step forward to hare. It
saves from doing the dreaded pick up hash.
Nov. 29th
Dec. 13th
Dec. 27th
Jan. 3
Jan. 10
Jan. 17
Jan. 31
Feb. 7
Feb. 21
Feb. 28
Hey Cum in My Nurse... You are the lucky hare signed up for this week... Give
Batteries or me an email today and we will give you your prize!
On On!
MoM and BNI
--- On Tue, 11/10/09, Rebecca Kuntaras <rebeccak@...> wrote:
From: Rebecca Kuntaras <rebeccak@...> Subject: A Really Bad Night To: lsm9000@..., sac134@..., "'Carol Suero'" <csuero@...> Date: Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 10:56 AM
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This month's installment of the Big Dogs Hash will take place on Saturday 11/14. This will be the 2nd "Moustache Hash" in support of men's health issues. Hashers are encouraged to sport their best porn star moustache.
By Car - I-90 (Kennedy) west to Central (exit 83B?). Go north on Central a few blocks to the giant cluster-f**k intersection of Foster/Central/ Northwest Highway/Milwaukee. Veer left onto Milwaukee and drive a mile or so to 5734.
By CTA - Blue line to Jefferson Park, then Pace bus 270 (Milwaukee Ave) to 5734. Bus departs from Jefferson Park every 20 minutes.
You can also take CTA bus 68 (Northwest Highway) from Jefferson Park. Get off at Austin and walk 3 blocks north to Milwaukee. Turn right and walk a block southeast. This bus also operates every 20 minutes.
The bar is only 1.5 miles from Jefferson Park so walking is also an option.
By Metra - Not a great option. Jefferson Park is the nearest station with service on Saturday.
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Big Dogs Receding Hareline:
12/12 (Sat) OR-G 1/ 9 (Sat) Horn-E (8-beer stop hash) 2/ 6 (Sat) Happy Ass Grabber (Idiot-a-Rod) 3/13 (Sat) R Tard E 4/10 (Sat) Genesis 5/ 8 (Sat) 6/12 (Sat) Lifa 7/ 9 (Sat) 8/14 (Sat)