caracashhh : Message: Excellent Response for Hosting a Hooter

A Most-Excellent Response for Hosting a Hooter ... or a Hoot!

I am impressed with the response we got on the need to host some Hooters visitors in Caracas while they tour South America. The rooming assignments are included below. There still may be a need for additional space, so let me know if you find some extra room for our guests.

We went to the airport on Saturday to meet the first of the visitors. We didn't really know what to expect, but the gals were very pleasant. The bad news was that the airline lost their luggage!
I wanted to make a good first impression since they would be staying with us for a few days ... but I ended up spilling sangria on them. With their lost luggage they had nothing to change into ... thank goodness I had the empty beer cartons from previous hashes in the car; recycling really pays off!

For my ingenious apparel malfunction 'fix', I was awarded their special T-shirt. All hosts in Caracas will receive the same!

Rooming assignments: I did the best I could to match your requests. Please remember that the Hooter reps from the US are all corn-fed and cannot match the Venezuelan beauties.....

From Oscar: Hey Jay, I smell something fishy here... but we actually like that... so put me and Andre down for a whole team, as we have lots of space at his place.	Oscar, you guys are in luck ... you can host the Hooter group from Wisconsin ... my home state!

From Jim: Hey Jay, I am here to support the hash ...as always. I now live in a smaller place, but feel free to sign me up for two gals... I will be politically correct and ask only that they have nice smiles.	Jim, you got it!

From Iain: Hi Jay, sorry I cannot write a longer note, but I am in the	Iain, thanks for being non-specific in your request .... your new room-mates will hopefully not be a pain in the butt!
midst of a location change. My old place can handle a few folks... but they cannot expect much in the way of furniture.

From Nicole V: I really do not trust you on this... but if you really need a place for people... ... we have room for two women, but make sure that they would be good role models for my son.	Hey Nicole, your room-mates are from Seattle and will make great role models for your Europe-bound son!


From Peter: I will be in training next week, but I can handle two athletic hooters if you need assistance.	Peter, this request was a bit tough, but I am sure you can handle your new room-mates.

From Eivind/Torill: Are there any couples that need hosting? We have enough room for two couples.	Yes, here you go:

From Nelly: Jay, if you really need some room ... we can host 2 guys... ... but please make sure they would look good in my swim suits.	Some new models for you!

From Mike: Deep down inside I am partial to red hair ... and I don't even have a drop of Irish blood in me!	No problem!

From Freddy: Don't you have any local gals that need a place to stay?	Sure... here ya go!

From Barry: Jay, what the heck are you talking about?? If this is true, I can handle two cow-gals ... but make sure they are like good horses... and have strong teeth.	You are assigned you a couple of Canadian dental hygienists!

From Bjorn: I can host a few Scandanavians ... ... if there are any!	Most of the best looking gals in the US are Scandinavian!

From Steve: Send a couple college graduates my way!	Hard to find!

From Maribel, Milena & Malena: We can all host some guys, but they have to be up on today's fashions!	OK, that was easy ... I think ... but whose fashions do they need to be interested in?

From Dan: Do you have any Super-girls in the crowd? Dan, sure ... sort of ... enjoy!

From Richard: We are no longer located in Caracas, but if the need is there, we can always come back to host a few folks ... are there any party'ers that sill need a place?	On, On!!

Thanks to all hashers : Your support to the Hooters group during their April Fools Tour is much appreciated and will hopefully be repeated in the years to come.